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can we please talk about her

#literally every time i rewatch im distracted by red swimsuit lady #ahes in the back of the bar scene too in places #im so göad other pwople are thinking abt her #mysterious tanpa bay hotel woman who are you....

praguegirl

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

#hot really dependingnon the day and subject but i am funny and can dance #i can spell #and i can cook

chateauofmymind

have you ever suddenly + involuntarily lost consciousness

yes (fainted)

yes (head trauma)

yes (substance-induced)

yes (lack of oxygen)

yes (blood loss)

yes (multiple)

no

Remaining time: 5 days 12 hours

#as doing an internship in a stage painting place and was so poor that i couldnt afford to eat and was embarassed to ask my parents for money #even tho they would have sent me money to not starve in a heartbeat #was sitting and standing all day painting this huge canvas stood up from that fainted and fell into a pile of paint cans

unalivejournal

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

outofcontextgarf

atomikats

my personal take on the matter

hysteric-boy

I’m not even horny I’m just jerking off for the serotonin at this point

jerreeeeeee

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

jerreeeeeee

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 2 days 21 hours

#my wild mermaid friend

nutongzhi

podcastwizard

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

cat-the-comet

devastating: artist who has not practiced fundamentals enough to execute high concept idea eats shit

local-lesbian-tree-demon

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

normalcei

Not all dogs have jobs and I think they should get to wear little vests too

ryebreadgf

ive had a grab bag of flaming hot doritos with guac and two pints of cider i have to be at the airport in 2 hours-ish and there's a massive parade happening on the street my friends live on ( that im staying with ) because the arse anal or whatever they r called won something apparently. i will get through this with my epic brain and biceps. and if not i will have a little cry and pay out my ass for a different flight i guess. but it simply will not come to this because i will get through it with my epic brains and biceps.

#affirmations #north london forever? i hardly even know her #joakes i lived here for three years

slowlikehoney1996

If your lover lives in Hong Kong and cannot get to Chicago, it will be necessary for you to go to Hong Kong. Perhaps you will spend your life there, and never see Chicago again. And you will, I assure you, as long as space and time divide you from anyone you love, discover a great deal about shipping routes, airlines, earthquake, famine, disease, and war. And you will always know what time it is in Hong Kong, for you love someone who lives there. And love will simply have no choice but to go into battle with space and time and, furthermore, to win.

James Baldwin, Nothing Personal

ozempicofficial

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