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[sskyeh]

[themaybug]

"I've lived my whole wretched life at your mercy, yours alone, and God knows I deserve to die at your hand. You are my only friend. I am undone without you."

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i finished Gideon the Ninth yesterday, and oh boy. that ending 😭 please no spoilers for the rest of the series, i am going in blind and i'm very excited

[strawberry-crocodile]

whats the fucking point of having laws if people can keep making led headlights

[anatomical-puppet]

something about pets looking like their owners…… they’re judging you harshly

[stuckinapril]

having short-term memory is like. this book profoundly affected me. that show bared my soul. i don’t remember a single thing about it. but it did

[hustlerose]

what if we’re both boys and btw we’re both girls and i’m a boy and you’re a girl and i’m you and we’re me and you were we me she he the are and him

[tsunderrated]

[ktae]

house of leaves is the perfect book for people who love wikipedia but wish it could be scarier

[etc-source4]

no i don’t have an “astigmatism” i can just see the halos of the angels that live in car head lights that you losers are too spiritually closed off to see

[zoriety]

>wine enjoyers be like 'this one is so very dry'

>taste it

>it's wet

[sumetal]

Me: hi! Welcome to Lids, can I help you find anything?

Customer: yeah, I'm looking for a Yankees fitted. In all black.

My coworker Steven the wicked dark elf paladin: perhaps a blood-weeping crown of thorns would look good

[sormikleo]

[sovietnam]

[dragonsandgayships]

harrow the ninth themed girls' night where we take turns performing highly experimental amateur surgery on each other

[lmaonade]

your boyfriend looks easy as fuck to parry

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

if you ever saw me say some weird shit i was high or confused or scared or i meant it

[exposedbrain-deactivated2024061]

[streetlight-halo-deactivated202]

god from a machine

[agarlicked]

labroriosus exitus domus

in other words, ‘the house difficult of exit’