SorrowUnleashed

"The Energizer Bunny of Annoying Bitches." -Luci

[screamingcrawfish]

shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”

[liberalsarecool]

Alt-right men are the obvious danger.

[everythingfox]

“Old Lady Smudge took a while to warm up to us. She now politely asks us to stroke her, but only lets us do it for five seconds before she’s had enough.”

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[free-my-mindd]

Exactly 💯

[weaver-z]

Imagine being a reverse Superman where you're really weak and struggle to keep up with your peers for your whole life until you learn that you're actually just from a race of aliens with comparatively shit body strength. This is the premise of Tarzan

[aus-yeezus]

[twloha]

you’re going to be okay. it’s going to be okay. you’re going to be okay. it’s going to be okay. you’re going to be okay. it’s going to be okay. you’re going to be okay. it’s going to be okay. you’re going to be okay. it’s going to be okay.

[caztiel]

[johnnythehorsepart2]

[zackisontumblr]

this is my void and i’ll scream into it if i want to!

[daweyt]

— Frank Bidart, from “Half-light: Collected Poems 1965-2016; ‘The Third Hour of the Night’", published c. 2017

[mulhollandrivedyke]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[thealphapigeon]

If staff wasnt full of cowards theyd keep the current logo and slap shitty pngs over it to keep it seasonal here are some examples

[wizard-spells]

what happened to the skeleton war, you guys used to love the skeleton war

[persimnon]

HELP

[classic-jorts]

Jeph Jacques decided to go out in a blaze of shitposts and in his honor I think it's only right to share these tweets with a wider audience

goodnight, sweet prince