I can feel…the serotonin and dopamine dropping…i need to make…Crafts
i must make…
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I have seen these things for years but never knew how to make them so I must thank op for this new knowledge
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almost home
trying on a metaphor
YOU ARE THE REASON
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I can feel…the serotonin and dopamine dropping…i need to make…Crafts
i must make…
b e a d l i z a r d
B…
B e a d l i z a r d
I have seen these things for years but never knew how to make them so I must thank op for this new knowledge
Ok I need it
What they say: There is a skeleton inside you.
The truth: You are inside your skeleton. You are a brain.
What the fuck
doNT
Well if you wanna get technical, you’re not a brain, either. You’re a collection of momentary and ever-changing electrochemical signals between different parts of the brain. You are software on a meat computer in a bone shell in a meat suit.
I’m calling the police
20gayteen is almost over. then we’ll have 20biteen. but what will we do for 2020
we vote.
We vote.
Best
Me: You’re so good to me!
Daddy: I want to give you everything I can
Daddy: To make you feel happy
Daddy: Loved
Daddy: Safe
Daddy: And protected everyday
Daddy: This is my duty as a caregiver
Daddy: To care for my little princess
Me: You’re the best Daddy!
💤💝🐻💝🐻💝🐻💝🐻💝🐻💝🐻💝💤
💝 when I’m at college I just really miss 💝
🐻 Daddy rocking me to sleep every night 🐻
💤🐻💝🐻💝🐻💝🐻💝🐻💝🐻💝🐻💤
Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.
after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me
Nothing happened.
I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE
*throws down gauntlet*
Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.
Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture.
Saw some cute cribs at a store I was at this weekend!!
No kink/nsfw please! I’m a minor!!!🍓
❄️🎁🎄There’s snow on the ground and it’s CHRISTMAS!!!!!!🎄🎁❄️
Me: Daddy will you read me a story?
Daddy: *silence, pretending hes asleep*
Me: Fine I’ll read my own story
Daddy: …
Me: It’s called you’re a butthead.
I miss my daddy
How to stay little when living in the Dorms
So I move into my dorm next Friday, and I’ve been thinking a lot about how I’m going to regress while living with someone who isn’t into the whole world of regression. The list isn’t long, but it’s a start, so feel free to add on to it if you have other ideas!
🍽Plates: honestly colleges put on a packing list to bring dishware/silverware/Tupperware, and child’s plates from Walmart (at least where I live) are SO cheap (like $2.48). If your room mate questions it, just tell them that they were cheap, they won’t break, they’re microwave safe, they’ll help my keep portion control in check, plus they’re cute!
🍼Sippies/bottles: if you’re in a position like me where you’re going to loft your bed, a sippie or a bottle is literally perfect! When you’re that high up, you won’t be able to put a glass of water anywhere Incase you get thirsty, and you’re really not gonna wanna climb up and down the ladder to get one. But you can use a sippie in bed and it won’t spill!
🎨 Coloring books: they make adult coloring books now, so those are super easy to get away with, if you prefer more child friendly coloring books, just say “the patterns are easier, adult coloring books are almost too complex” I know I don’t like to use adult coloring books because I use coloring to relax and be small but the patterns stress me out bc of their complexity.
🍭Pacis: there’s maybe a couple excuses you could use? Both I’ve tried on different people, and both have worked. The first excuse, if they see it laying around could be: “oh my partner/friend sent it in a care package for me because they always joke about how I’m such a big baby, it’s just an inside joke”. Or if they see you using it, you could say “I just like to chew on things, and pacifiers don’t really break easy or lose their shape”
🐻Stuffies: most people won’t question it, but if they do, just say it’s a comfort object because you’re far from home, or get stressed out easily
👗Onsies: those like leotard shirt things are coming back in style honestly, if you wanted to be discreet about it, they’re really cute with jeans and jean shorts or skirts and you could wear it in public then
🍭Snacks: I don’t necessarily think anyone is going to question why you have snacks, especially snacks you would consider childish because everyone loves a little nostalgia sometimes.
🌸Feel free to add more if you think of any!!!🌸
Things I crave
🦄🍯🎀🍯🦄🎀🦄🍯🎀🍯🦄🎀🦄🍯🎀
🎀🦄🍯🎀🍯🦄🎀🦄🍯🎀🍯🦄🎀🦄🍯
🦄 🦄
🍯 🖤 bed time stories 🎀
🎀 🖤 to be rocked in daddy’s lap 🦄
🍯 🖤 forehead kisses 🍯
🦄 🖤 being called a “good girl” 🎀
🎀 🖤 head pats/hair pets 🍯
🦄 🖤 bubble baths with daddy 🦄
🍯 🖤 being treated like the baby i am 🎀
🎀 🦄
🍯🎀🍯🦄🎀🦄🍯🎀🍯🦄🎀🦄🍯🎀🍯
🦄🍯🎀🍯🦄🎀🦄🍯🎀🍯🦄🎀🦄🍯🎀
My favorite little moments
🌸🌟when daddy cuts up my food w/out me asking
🌟🌸finding the perfect coloring sheet
🌸🌟when non regressing friends ask me to introduce them to my newest stuffie
🌟🌸when daddy gossips with my stuffies
🌸🌟when daddy helps me take a bath
🌟🌸being asked to count things or being asked what color something is
🌸🌟being told im too little to do something
🌟🌸when daddy rubs my back until I fall asleep
🌸🌟waking up from a bad dream/nightmare just to be pulled closer and reassured by daddy
🌟🌸going to the aquarium!!
🌸🌟forehead kisses when I’m doing little activities
🌟🌸being allowed to finally regress after a month of not seeing daddy because of college
If the cashier asks you to pay and you don’t have money, just use this card and he will have to pay you instead!!!!