sorry every song's about you

Maria, 23, Glasgow : this is my selection of everything that's good and pure (i.e. multiple fandoms and everything that makes me laugh) Be careful not to get sucked into my aura of indesicive, cake-munching, lazy despair. It's a thing. Good luck.

[pr1nceshawn]

The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

[alexanders-archives]

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

[urocyonfox-deactivated20210104]

My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.

It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.

My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.

[saddest-cat-hours]

Damn, save some for the rest of us

[space-owl]

This is like the opposite of that dude sliding down a snowy hill with classical music

[dont-offend-the-bees]

unstoppable force vs immovable object

[benegesserwitch]

starcrossed lovers

[cosmic-aria]

a challenger approaches:

[haircutwizard]

these men represent 3 different facets of the physiology of human beings

gas station dude: raw physical power 

classical music guy sliding down a snowy hill without skis: polished intellect

scooter man: unstoppable libido

[problematicselfie-deactivated20]

The absence of women in history is man made.

[jettestblack-deactivated2017080]

How petty

[skeptikhaleesi]

just look at babe ruth’s face tho

so confused

so lost

i love it

[whatbigotspost]

Jackie Mitchell…a bad ass lady I had never heard of. 

[urulokid]

From her Wikipedia page: “Seventeen-year-old Jackie Mitchell, brought in to pitch in the first inning after the starting pitcher had given up a double and a single, faced Babe Ruth. After taking a ball, Ruth swung and missed at the next two pitches. Mitchell’s fourth pitch to Ruth was a called third strike. Babe Ruth glared and verbally abused the umpire before being led away by his teammates to sit to wait for another batting turn. The crowd roared for Jackie. Babe Ruth was quoted in a Chattanooga newspaper as having said:

“I don’t know what’s going to happen if they begin to let women in baseball. Of course, they will never make good. Why? Because they are too delicate. It would kill them to play ball every day.”

Next up was the Iron Horse Lou Gehrig, who swung through the first three pitches to strike out. Jackie Mitchell became famous for striking out two of the greatest baseball players in history.

A few days after Mitchell struck out Ruth and Gehrig, baseball commissioner Kenesaw Mountain Landis voided her contract and declared women unfit to play baseball as the game was “too strenuous.”[5][10] Mitchell continued to play professionally,barnstorming with the House of David, a men’s team famous for their very long hair and long beards.[11] While travelling with the House of David team, she would sometimes wear a fake beard for publicity.”

TL;DR: teenage girl strikes out two of the greatest baseball players ever, teenage girl gets her contract voided, teenage girl plays baseball wearing fake beard

[naamahdarling]

These guys were so fucking injured by a teenage girl’s awesomeness that they literally threw a hissyfit and hung up a sign that said “NO GIRLS.”

They gave up.

They couldn’t handle it.

Losers. 

Teenage girls are amazing.

[damegreywulf]

Here’s a friendly reminder of why the big leagues of sports aren’t co-ed.

It’s not to “make it fair” on women. It’s because men are scared of being beaten by women.

[excellentrectangles]

THE ABSENCE OF WOMEN IN HISTORY IS MAN-MADE

[sorryeverysongisaboutyou]

These two big men were afraid of a teenage girl with hands on fire. I love it.

[boatsandrenemya-blog]

Reblog if you don't care if someone is transgender, straight, gay, lesbian or bisexual.

[sweetxlullaby]

  My followers better all reblog this.

There should be more notes

REBLOG FOLLOWERS.

As long as you’re willing to love, you’re alright in my book <3

 i fucking love this.

This is amazing <3

No H8

If you don’t rebolg this:

[nniam]

P

[redruinz-deactivated20171108]

[kraftsingles4lyfe-deactivated20]

omg Castiel.

[modify-my-skin]

FUCKING SPN FANDOM HAS A GIF FOR EVERYTHING

[bagpipewhore-deactivated2019061]

oh, you love us

[maynothingeverstopyou]

reblogging for both parts

[misandristabbacchio-remade-deac]

i hate guilt trips so fuck this but those pictures are aesthetic af so

[flowellch]

favorite female characters [8?]: Peggy Carter “I trust my instincts, they’re more reliable than what I’m told to believe.”

[ruinedchildhood]

the most legendary lyric of my generation tbh

[baesileaves]

reblog this in 3008

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

i’m prepared.

[thorodinson]

Tessa Thompson photographed by Anthony Goblé for Violet Grey

[deseyuh]

Hey Tumblr fam. I’m sharing my GoFundMe. I wish I could gather myself to write a great post but I can’t.

To keep it short, on Christmas Eve a reckless driver hit my dad while he was blowing leaves. He was cleaning up the front area of our neighborhood and a speeding driver hit him. I love my dad. I was his shadow. I also live with him.

I’m a college student who of course doesn’t make enough to bury my father, with no insurance, and to keep our house. I’m raising funds for our home and the burial.

I’m struggling right now because I was out there after it happened. I saw him die. I’m struggling. So please forgive me as I try to be an adult about this. Please help me out. Please please boost. I can’t keep writing a new post about this. It was hard enough to make the page, answer phone calls, and visitors to my house. I’m struggling. I’m hurt. I’m at a lost. I’m angry. I’m hoping to at least eliminate my financial burdens at this moment. Thank you so much for your support and shares. Please hug your parents for me.

[andrewbelami]

I’m so excited

[chaoticallyprecise]

SO in Britain all the swans may belong to the Queen, but lemme tell you about Hamburg:

Hamburg is built around a river, so there’s many many many canals (the 2400+ bridges put Venice and Amsterdam to shame), as well as a fairly sizeable lake (here the smaller section, innit precious):

This means a shittonne of swans

(stay away from the swans) (seriously don’t go sailing on the lake because they WILL chase you). Obvs swans aren’t made for cold weather (p sure they’re all Australian immigrants actually) so Hamburg has an official job position to take care of the issue.

This dude’s name is Olaf Nieß (trying to spell his name on non-German keyboards must be fun):

This guy’s job title is “Schwanenvater”, aka “swan father”, and his job literally consists of getting swans to safety before the winter chill sets in. How does he do this, you wonder? Easy: he goes up to EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SWAN in the city and sticks them in barges. I’m serious:

Look at this dude and his swans

Swans are like Satan’s personal pet and he paddles around with barges full of them like it’s nbd.

I fucking love this guy he’s braver than all of us and deserves some recognition for his absurd line of work.

[kitharingtonfanfiction]

Kit Harington Photographed by Cuneyt Akeroglu for Wonderland Magazine

[just-shower-thoughts]

Outdated memes should be called Memeries

[feed-the-fauchereve-blog]

thanks for the memeries

[orenatus]

Even if they weren’t so dank

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

This is not new

Mad Max Fury Road: women, and a man with disabilities, defeat the embodiment of male entitlement  Star Wars the Force Awakens: a white woman and a black man defeat the embodiment of modern male entitlement Ghostbusters: women defeat the embodiment of modern male entitlement  Bitter Fanboys: do not like this one bit

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

Another anecdote from Greek class: 

Apparently there’s an episode in the Bible where Jesus asks Peter “Do you love me?” using a form of the verb ἀγαπάω, which means ‘love’ but in like the cosmic, religious sense of the word. And Peter says yes but he uses the word φιλέω, which is also ‘love’ but in a much more general casual way, so basically Jesus Christ Son of God asks Peter if he loves him and Peter says, “Yeah, as a friend.”

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

I AM HOLLERING

[justchukwa]

I can’t believe the messiah got friendzoned

[danielkanhai]

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

[jazzcochina-deactivated20180807]

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

[fairyydust]

me: i think im finally done with my emo phase!!

mcr:

me: *stares into the camera like im on the office* 

[hannah-belle-lee]

Out of all the things I’ve received at pride parades, as a Christian, this one is my favorite.

[that-vicious-vixen-blog]

While I’m not religious, maybe some of you might need to hear these things!