God’s most expendable

NEED you to not be so toughies on me ▪️27▪️Ace▪️

[nostalgicamerica]

[40ouncesandamule]

I would give 10s of dollars for a bottle of old panther piss

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[clowntainment]

[magnetic-deflection]

m,y tuube:)

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[petri808]

This is right up there with the guy I just learned about who lost his wife to an AI bot…

[buffyfknlo]

Communication is key

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want fucking beet root?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

ingredience

[glubby]

[that-house]

more men should get hugs i dont think we as a society hug men enough

[professional-chaotic-dumbass]

reblog to give a man a hug

[that-house]

THE FUCK? IT WAS NEVER IRONIC I'M REALLY VERY MUCH IN NEED OF A HUG

[that-house]

Not a man anymore, still very much in favor of giving and receiving hugs

[80linesofvirgil]

I'd like to shout out my good friend Chris (not on Tumblr) who, when we were like 13 and at an all boys school, seemed to single handedly introduce our entire year to the concept of hugging. I vividly remember being like, 'woah you are... touchy...' and everyone being kinda awkward about it at first but then by the end of the year bros were just hugging bros all the damn time. And I like to think all of us took that new found comfort with physical affection out into the world and spread it like a super wholesome plague. Chris, baby girl, bisexual icon. I salute your golden retriever war on toxic masculinity.

[fruitsoftheape100]

No Homo We Smokin Penisas

[destikneeschild]

I am having a full throttle giggle attack…I am dying. I need to get off this app & get chicken & pasta stat!!!!

[fakelaurent-deactivated20191028]

So so so fucking real

[evilwizard]

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

[evilwizard]

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

[evilwizard]

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

[silkypicrew]

[cinikuscirmi-deactivated2025043]

csuuuszkalnak

[facklewackle]

they sure do

[yunyun160]

[fozmeadows]

Source

[cosmonautroger]

[zegoldenpho3nix]

why would you leave that in the tags 😂

[junewild]

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

[vimbry-moved]

got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

[vimbry-moved]

this one's a big hit with the ghosts

[targetedknowledge]

[ewoly5]