SortaPoetic @sortapoetic - Tumblr Blog

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

journey to the center of candace is 100% candace's fault who the fuck eats a sandwich they find abandoned on the floor of their garage

phineas-and-herb

you people are insane so youre telling me if you walked outside your front door one day and saw THIS

you would simply walk over and eat the fucking sandwich no questions asked??????????

phineas-and-herb

listen i couldn't take a photo inside the garage because it's not my garage i just put a sandwich in front of the first garage i saw but yOU ARE MISSING THE POINT IT WAS ON THE GROUND. FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG.

and her brothers are PHINEAS AND FERB.

therefore it is of my opinion that candace is Not allowed to be mad at them for the invasion of her large intestine, because SHE ate an unattended sandwich off the FLOOR. thank you for coming to my ted talk, your honor.

pftones3482

I fully support your interpretation of this but hang on back up

What do you mean that's not your garage?

OP out here in the wild just putting a plate with a grilled cheese sandwich down in front of random people's houses for a Tumblr post

baka-monarch

Op better not be mad when the homeowner comes and eats their grilled cheese sandwich off the ground

phineas-and-herb

i can't even really defend myself here because i literally did eat that grilled cheese after i took this picture and that plate was on the ground for easily the same amount of time that isabella's plated grilled cheese was on the ground for BUT to be fair i never took my eyes off that grillt cheese so i knew for a fact there were no little boys in miniture submarines in my cheese. but like yeah

kiiamn

How would you know? There could have been little boys in miniature submarines already on the floor, that moved onto your sandwich while you took that picture! Little boys in miniature submarines are an ever present risk.

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#RIP Op

natadachoco

This reads like an ancient post but it was written 22 hours ago

ddashunknown

Phineas and Ferb Heritage Post

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howtonerdoutovereverything

EVERYBODY WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW

mw when i realize i have never had a day that is genuinely about me. birthdays are for family vacations and mom screaming at me for litterally no reason

staff

Just added “Likes”: an easy way to let people know that you like their posts.

imbilingual

Omg I was born the year they added likes??

sortapoetic

i was born the year AFTER they added this

theokusgallery

A scheming Janus. I always want to draw this guy in ouji fashion because Folds™

remuscore

In effort to ignore the issues of the day, I drew some mlp sides :)

hjartasalt

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

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Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

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lexeirikrleif

fruitloopghosty

offbrandbeethoven-blog

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immortalcheesewedge

balance

two-bees-poetry

twenty years across the sea

raggadollie

I think Kaufmo and Ragatha would be a deliciously tragic friendship. Goose haven't spoke much about him but she did say that he was kind of similar to Ragatha in terms of personality, so I imagine both trying to cope together by being optimistic (in a borderline toxic way) but Kaufmo eventually breaking while Ragatha survives but deals with the grief of losing the closest analog to her in personality

this turned from 'good excuse to draw kaufmo for once' to 'i technically still dont think they were ever close but i really like the idea that kaufmo was her second oldest friend and oh god the ideas are spiraling oh fuck. oh shit.' real quick

and bonus sketch