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@sortofamusing-blog
I was taking my Topamax with a Clif bar: Bite of Clif bar, pause for medicine, return to Clif bar. I thought I had part of the Clif bar stuck in my tooth, so I bit down it, expecting delicious peanut-buttery goodness. Nope. It was one of my Topamax pills. 😷😷😷
We have a micromanager at work. He's constantly popping by to ask, "How's it going?" which actually means "Are you finished yet?" I thought it would be funny to answer in the style of Trump. Something like, "How's it going? That's a great question, and many people are asking me this. And I'll tell you how it's going, okay? That, I can tell you. It's going to be great. Believe me. I'm going to make this catalog great again. I have one of the best people on it, okay? It's going to be HUGE. You won't believe it." Then he asked me how it was going, and I said, "Fine." 😂
The computers were down at Chick-fil-A yesterday, and they had some new guy taking orders and calculating totals with his iPhone. Him: That'll be $4.24. Me: Actually it's $4.61. I come here every day.
Pizza with white sauce is just bread with shit on it.
Play this video. You only need to listen to the first 15-30 seconds. It has an ad. Sorry. Now, imagine yourself walking into a super-serious building for a meeting and having that song play from your purse. Then someone asks you who you're there to see, and in your most adult tone, you say, "Yes, I have a meeting with Sarah at 10. She's expecting me." That's what happened when the Bluetooth on my phone got confused this morning.
My dad took me to Astroworld (Six Flags) when I was a kid. I was dumb. I thought I was going to see Shamu. I guess I thought Shamu was just at all non-Disney theme parks, like Mickey Mouse is at Disney. (Though, when you go to Disney, I think you'll be surprised at the severe lack of Mickey Mouse. Maybe I just had high expectations.) Needless to say, Shamu wasn't there, but my dad and I did rock matching Eddie Bauer fanny packs. So, there was that.
I have so many different social media accounts. They're all me, but they reflect my different interests. It's like my personality vomited all over the internet.
When we were learning about dinosaurs in elementary school, the teacher asked my class to give reasons why dinosaurs might have gone extinct. Several kids raised their hands and gave logical, scientific answers. I sat there and then proudly raised my hand with what I thought was an incredibly profound reason. "Maybe God just decided it was their time to go." Even in Texas, where Sundays are scheduled entirely around church, my teacher wasn't sure how to handle that. She was probably thinking, "O-kay. This kid must have experienced a lot of loss in her life."
Zippers on shoes are like Velcro for grown-ups.
Vera Bradley is tacky af.
Kenneth Cole Kenneth Cole Collection Kenneth Cole Unlisted Kenneth Cole New York Kenneth Cole Reaction Kenneth Cole Black Label Kenneth Cole, do some soul-searching and call me when you figure out who you are.
This guy in a meeting today kept saying what sounded like "denowment." I couldn't figure it out. On the third occurrence, he said "the denowment, the climax." Then I was like, "Ohhhhhhhh. Denouement. Yeah, that's not how you say that."
I know what I like.
Has anyone ever noticed the Crichton Leprechaun sketch and this Jason Mraz CD cover art basically are the same drawing? Leave it to me to make a timely reference.
Things That Need New Names
Rompers and booties Grown-ass women should not be wearing things called "rompers" and "booties." A romper makes me think my mommy is going to put me in a one-piece and plop me on the carpet to play with my toys. I don't know what you'd call it instead. Maybe jumper? When it comes to bootie, anything sounds better: short boot, little boot, bootlet, etc. Just don't call them booties.
I was at the zoo one day, and I walked past a family looking into the puma cage. The puma was sleeping, and the little girl called down to it, "Come closer so we can see you! We are wearing your shoes!"
I have a Nexus 6 on T-Mobile. From August 2 through August 6, my connection dropped unless I turned off GPS and rebooted my phone. On day one, I didn't know what the problem was. I just didn't have Internet or messaging. I was seriously losing my shit. As of yesterday, the problem seems to be fixed. I have returned to the civilized world.