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[uzumakiittebayo]

outoframen: ‘sup all? it’s ya girl normajean here bringin’ a brand spankin’ new naruto uzumaki rp blog to ya. he is mostly modern!au but there is a ninja verse there. (details on verses coming soon.) so if ya wouldn’t mind interactin’ with him? give this post a like/reblog and we’ll check ya out!

[uzumakiittebayo]

outoframen: alright, i have to sleep. i have to work tonight. goodnight my loves. until this weekend.

[thecosmosflower]

for @uzumakiittebayo in response to this meme.

                                                ❝well, thanks to this virus,                                           all the jobs i had lined up for the next                                                 two or so months have been postponed.❞

    she’s not annoyed by it, really. she’s grateful for the break. especially since naruto’s office had been closed down as well and he’d now be working from home. which meant more time for them to spend with one another. fashion never slept, after all. and he still had deadlines for when designs had to be submitted. of course, production wouldn’t start until it was deemed safe for everyone to go back to work as they were.

    placing the grocery bags down, she leaned against the counter to glance at the blond that had just done the same. it’d been a hell of an ordeal just trying to get the things that were essential for them during this shut down. she’d caught hell just trying to buy toilet paper; people had been going crazy, buying six to ten packs of the mega sized rolls at once. she was lucky to walk away with the two she’d managed to buy; thankful that naruto had been with her. his presence had deterred several men from trying to snatch them out of her hands. she’d have to remember to thank him for coming along later.

                                    ❝so, what are you thinking for dinner tonight?                                      we’re not gonna be able to eat out anymore,                   so this is the perfect time for me to impress you with my culinary skills.❞

    she’s listening to him as she’s putting away groceries where they belong. so far, he’d given her several choices, still trying to decide what exactly he wanted. she can’t help the smile that curves the corners of her mouth upward at his indecisiveness. he’s always been like that since she could remember. if he didn’t have a taste for something specific, he’d go through and entire list before finally deciding on something. 

                                                   ❝while you continue to decide,                                                 i’m going to go put the tissue away.❞

[uzumakiittebayo]

     When Ino had asked him, initially, to join her at the grocery store, he’d not been keen to the idea exactly. Now, he was glad that he had gone with her. People were going crazy, clearing everything from the shelves from cleaning supplies to toilet paper. They hadn’t even been able to find face masks. Not that, that was an issue, really. Naruto knew how to sew (it came with being a designer) so he could make them some if they absolutely needed to leave their apartment for anything (which he really didn’t see happening considering the fact that Ino had bought at least two months worth of groceries while they were out). 

      HIs finger went to rest against his chin as he thought about what they could eat for dinner, several ideas immediately coming to the forefront of his mind. He had a taste for ramen, but he knew that she would yell at him about the amount of ramen he consumed not being healthy. (She’d given him such a hard time about all the instant ramen he’d insisted they get before finally conceding when he broke her down with the puppy dog eyes. “But you’re not eating one five times a day, every single day Naruto Uzumaki, you hear me,” she’d told him and he’d reluctantly agreed.)  

      “Well, since you won’t let me eat my instant ramen every day, how about beef and broccoli for dinner tonight,” Naruto offered with a toothy grin. “That’s a healthy option, right?”

[devotedecay]

❥      NON - SEXUAL   ACTS   OF   DOMINANCE . 

feel free to edit or elaborate as you please .   ( add  ‘ reverse ‘  to your message if you’d like to see how my muse would perform the action ) . otherwise , send in one of these for my muse’s reaction to   …

[ lit ]  your muse lighting a cigarette , spliff , etc. for mine . 

[ order ]  your muse ordering for mine at a restaurant or bar .

[ guide ]  your muse putting a hand on mine’s back to lead them .

[ pay ]  your muse paying for mine at a store , bar , restaurant , etc . ( you can specify where or for what . )

[ open ]  your muse opening a door for mine .

[ dry ]  your muse drying mine off with a towel after a shower , bath , swimming , etc . 

[ instruct ]  your muse giving mine instructions / telling them what to do . 

[ groom ]  your muse adjusting mine’s appearance , such as straightening a tie , fixing their hair , or buttoning their shirt for them , etc . 

[ direct ]  your muse taking mine by the chin and telling them to look yours in the eye .

[ disagree ]  your muse sternly telling mine  ‘ no ‘ .

[ rest ]  your muse resting their arm over mine’s shoulder / s .

[ clean ]  your muse cleaning a smudge of something off mine’s cheek , forehead , etc .   feel free to specify what and how . 

[ answer ]  your muse answering a question meant for mine . 

[ coat ]   your muse holds mine’s coat out for them while they put it on .

[ pilot ]  your muse taking mine by the arm , hand , shoulder , etc . to lead them . 

[ stare ]  your muse staring mine down . 

[ placement ]  your muse telling mine to sit down .

[ teach ]  your muse taking control of mine’s hand , arm , hips , etc . to make sure they do something correctly .  

[ patience ]  your muse telling mine to be patient .

[ tears ]  your muse wiping away mine’s tears .

[ swat ]  your muse swatting mine’s hand away from something they’re not supposed to touch .  

[ jewelry  ]  your muse clasping a piece of jewelry for mine , such as a necklace , or earrings . 

[ enough ]  your muse commanding mine to stop talking . 

[ retrieve ]  your muse requesting or ordering mine to retrieve them something .

[ invite ]  your muse inviting mine to sit on their lap .

[ lean ]  your muse inviting mine to lean into their side while they’re sitting or laying together . 

[ calm ]   your muse telling mine to  ‘ just breathe ‘ .

[ scold ]  your muse scolding mine for something .

[ comfort ]  your muse pulling mine into a reassuring hug .

[ approval ]  your muse complimenting mine on a choice they’ve made .

[ beckon ]  your muse beckoning mine to them without speaking . 

[ laces ]  your muse lacing , tying , or zipping something for mine , such as shoes , a dress , or a jacket , etc .

[ stay ]  your muse telling mine to stay in the car . 

[ defend ]  your muse defending mine’s reputation , dignity , or safety for them . 

[ feed ]  your muse feeding mine something , feel free to specify what .

[ volume ]  your muse demanding mine speak louder .

[ read ]  your muse reading something to mine .

[ refill ]  your muse refilling mine’s glass for them . 

[ possessive ]  your muse resting their hand on mine’s leg or the small of their back while they’re sitting beside each other . 

[visionofanarchy]

Platonic Touch

Sometimes, characters want contact that has nothing to do with sex or violence. Send one of these for your character to reach out to mine.

Shoulder Clasp

Across the Shoulder hug

Hair Ruffle

Gentle headlock

Full body lean

Feet in lap

Head in lap

Hair petting

Ambush hug

Not so ambush hug

Pulling mine into their lap

Cheek kiss

Forehead kiss

Brushing hair out of mine’s face

Fixing shirt collar

Fixing shirt cuffs

Fixing a clothing tag

Tying shoes

Taking off shoes

Carrying while half asleep

Hand holding

Leaning their head on mine’s shoulder tiredly

Absently tracing patterns on the nearest exposed skin

Pushing glasses into place

Offering their drink

Offering their snack

Kissing the back of mine’s hand

Looping their arm around mine’s waist and leaning against mine’s back

Crawling into bed with

Using shoulder as a pillow

Pulling mine’s arm around their shoulder

Hair brushing

Brushing lint off of

Giving a foot massage

Giving a back massage

Giving a scalp massage

Rubbing circles on mine’s back

Sharing a secret smile

Booping the nose

Touching noses together

Resting foreheads together

Resting cheeks together

Sharing a blanket

Taking over mine’s seat while they’re in it

Poking with fingers/toes

Painting mine’s nails

Putting jewelry on mine

Doing mine’s hair

Pinkie promise

High five

Fist bump

Secret handshake

Hipcheck

Pulling mine into a dance

Initiate a tickle fight

[scorpiyeux]

[uzumakiittebayo]

outoframen: how long has it been since i’ve actually been on this blog? i’ve more so been on twitter rping tbh. but i want to slowly make my way back to this platform because i miss it, honestly. anyways, i have to work so i’m going to log off but i should be around a bit during the week. until next time, ciao.

[uzumakiittebayo]

☻

meme | currently accepting

     “There’s a meeting in my bedroom. So girl please don’t be late.”

[kingxfmischief]

Send me a ☻ for me to post a starter using a line of the song I'm currently listening to.

[imameme-youreameme]

Send me a “⚕” for a starter where our muses have been quarantined together.

for multi-muse blogs, specify which muse.

[the2heartlessbeings]

Reblog if your 18+

AND DON’T LIE.

[memetaped]

nonverbal starters prompts featuring nonverbal scenarios.

guide take them by the hand, arm, or shoulder to guide them.

shelter protect them.

shove push them.

loop drape an arm around their shoulders.

touch a gentle touch like rubbing their back, hugging them, holding their hand. 

kiss a kiss on the cheek, knuckles, forehead, in their hair.

palm smack them upside the head.

bed rest gently push them back down when they try getting out of bed.

aid help them with a task.

note pass a note to them.

cry wipe away their tears.

wash wipe something off their forehead, cheek, so on.

bandage patch them up when they get hurt.

heal take care of them when they get sick.

book silently read a story with them. 

carry pick them up. 

scrap punch them.

cherry find blood on them.

sit help them sit down.  

medical wake up in the hospital and find them holding their hand.

steer place a hand under their chin to make them look up. 

beat dance with them.

stare stare them down. 

off track get lost with them.

no shaking their head in disagreement. 

yes nodding their head in agreement.

rush tackle them to the ground.

open hold the door open for them.

[couplenotes]

[fuck-me-till-the-end-please]

“A quickie against a wall? Yes please.”

[spctlessminds]

this meme is based on this wonderful positive blog.

‘  be patient.  ’ ‘  healing takes time.  ’ ‘  i hope you have a restful night  &  go to bed knowing that you are loved,  because you are.  ’ ‘  i just wanna cuddle you before bed  &  hold your hand while we sleep.  ’ ‘  i want to giggle as you wrap me in a big bear hug.  ’ ‘  if something makes you happy then you are never too old for it.  ’ ‘  let yourself grow past the inhibitions which are holding you back.  ’ ‘  live life unapologetically.  ’ ‘  mistakes are okay.  everyone makes them.  it’s okay to forgive yourself.  ’ ‘  never be afraid to stand up for yourself because that it super important.  i know it’s scary,  but you  &  your feelings matter.  ’ ‘  no matter what happens,  it’s going to be okay.  ’ ‘  no matter what your goal is,  no matter how far you have gotten,  you will make it one day even if it’s a long way off.  ’ ‘  please don’t give up.  ’ ‘  repeat after me:  everything will be okay.  ’ ‘  repeat after me:  we are going to get through this.  ’ ‘  sometimes things take time.  ’ ‘  things will work out,  but good things take time.  ’ ‘  you are  &  always will be enough.  ’ ‘  you are alive,  you deserve love,  &  you will be okay.  ’ ‘  you are good enough.  that includes all of your decisions  &  flaws  &  strengths.  you are doing great.  ’ ‘  you are good.  you are not your mistakes.  you are a good bean  &  i believe in you.  ’ ‘  you are valid  &  deserving of love.  ’ ‘  you deserve all love,  kindness,  hugs,  &  puppies in the world.  ’ ‘  you do not need validation to survive.  ’ ‘  you made it this far  &  you deserve it.  ’ ‘  you will heal.  ’ ‘  your body  &  soul are a work of art,  a masterpiece.  ’ ‘  your life is okay.  you aren’t doing it wrong  &  you don’t have to question everything you do.  you’re doing wonderfully,  i promise.  ’ ‘  you’re allowed to let yourself be happy.  even if you’re dealing with shit,  you’re allowed to live your life.  you aren’t required to put your life on hold while you are going through other bad things.  ’

[minacixus-blog]

nsfw starters; fifty reasons to have sex

send a number for a drabble/starter. they are sorted into categories ;

 CATEGORY ONE; general

‘i can’t sleep’ sex

‘make up’ sex

‘break up’ sex

‘revenge’ sex

‘rebound’ sex

‘i’m bored’ sex

‘curiosity’ sex

‘first time’ sex

‘homecoming/prom night’ sex

‘hotel room’ sex

‘distraction’ sex

‘the condoms are about to expire’ sex

‘anniversary’ sex

‘snuck out of the house to hook-up’ sex

‘post-argument’ sex

‘we’re drunk and horny’ sex

‘comfort’ sex

‘walked in on while naked’ sex

‘to change the subject’ sex

CATEGORY TWO; risky/kinky/strangers

‘i need a place to crash’ sex

‘your friend just told you about a new position’ sex

‘the elevator broke down’ sex

‘end of the world/the world is in chaos’ sex

‘i can’t believe we survived’ sex

‘i caught you masturbating’ sex

‘you caught me masturbating’ sex

‘crotchless underwear is a thing’ sex

‘i’m/your pregnant and horny’ sex

‘we’re in a public place and i just spent the last half hour making you ridiculously aroused’ sex

‘you’re my teacher and i finally seduced you’ sex

‘i’m your teacher and i can’t believe your my student’ sex

‘best friend’s younger sibling who suddenly got hot’ sex

‘i saw a cool scene in a porno and i want to reenact it’ sex

CATEGORY THREE; cheating/assumed cheating

‘everyone thinks we’re banging, so we might as well just do it’ sex

‘we’ve been friends-with-benefits for a long time, and now that one of us is in a relationship, are we going to stop?’ sex

‘randomly hooked up one night and the next monday you walk into my work and i discover that my favourite colleague is actually your husband/wife’ sex

‘one or both of us is in a relationship, but we can’t help it’ sex

‘we’ve both been cheated on by our respective partners, so fuck it’ sex

CATEGORY FOUR; established relationships

‘we just got engaged’ sex

‘i thought you were dead, but you’re not and i can’t believe it’ sex

‘we were childhood sweethearts, and we haven’t seen each other in years’ sex

‘i need to lose my virginity and you’re the only person i want to lose it to’ sex

‘you just walked into my office for a job as my secretary/assistant and we haven’t seen each other in years, but sexual tension is a thing’ sex

‘our families hate each other for (insert reason here) but that doesn’t matter to us’ sex

‘we’re in a dysfunctional, toxic relationship but i still love you more than anything in this world’ sex

CATEGORY FIVE; lgbti+

‘my girlfriend left me with blue balls, and you’re her brother and i’m pretty sure i’m not gay but lets go for it’ sex

‘we pretended to be lesbian lovers to get a creepy guy to stop hitting on us, so we kissed to complete the charade and we both kind of liked it, so…?’ sex

‘you’re my room mate and you’re really hot, but we’re both guys/girls and this is new to me’ sex

‘i’m gay and you’re curious and you asked me to show you what it’s like’ sex

‘you’re gay and i’m curious and i asked you to show me what it’s like’ sex

[uzumakiittebayo]

outoframen: alright, i’ve got three asks (for now) and seven drafts left to do. i’ll get to them eventually. for now, my ass is tired and i need to sleep because i have work tonight. leave memes y’all, i would appreciate it very much! now, goodnight.