I am no prophet - and here's no great matter

Lost in an Ideological Leather Bar

[sosaidsaigonsyl]

[theslaybymic]

The future of prosthetics is incredibly stylish 

It used to be that prosthetic limbs and style had little to do with one another. Prosthetic limbs have typically had as much style as orthopedic shoes, sheathed in beige fabric to cover the metal and plastic parts within. They lacked originality, they lacked flair and they certainly didn’t reflect the wearer’s personality. Now, that couldn’t further from the truth.

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[timebombtown]

Smooth Talk (Joyce Chopra, 1985)

[nexya]

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

[charlesoberonn]

The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

[terminallydepraved]

my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”

[loremerchant]

Ancient Shitposting

Now on the History Channel

[self-critical-automaton]

‘People have literally just always been people’ is genuinely my favorite fact about the world

[skaletal-deactivated20190721]

“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” - Marcus Tullius Cicero, 106 BC - 43 BC

[super-star-destroyer]

Common dog names have literally not changed in 3,000 years.

[fuckyeahstsebastian]

[dignifiedrice]

Saw so many suggestively, luxuriously posed St. Sebastians at the Louvre, you don’t even know. 

[mage-pie]

@lilliburlero I feel like this might make you laugh

[elsajeni]

I trust you have all read Mallory Ortberg’s The Martyrdom Of Saint Sebastian, In Ascending Order Of Sexiness And Descending Order Of Actual Martyring

[tessagratton]

tag @thesierrasimone

[humanpersonface]

This is a thing. As an art historian I can confirm.

[mswyrr-deactivated20181203]

“ This one doesn’t even have any arrows in him, there aren’t any arrows even in the picture, he’s just falling over and not-wearing a beautiful crimson robe, he is just dying of HAVING A BEAUTIFUL PRE-RAPHAELITE MOUTH” [x]

[notcaycepollard]

this is the only thing I ever consider in st sebastian devotional portraits tbh because, in Mallory’s own immortal words, that guy’s face is constantly shining like he just fellated a tube of coral lipstick.

[drawingwithdinosaurs]

[monkeysaysficus]

I was not ready

[jumpingjacktrash]

unmute this

[areyouahauntedpotato]

I’m fucking crying with laughter right now, genuine tears in my eyes

[jadedownthedrain]

How cool is this?!

[fieldtomatoes]

Here’s a link to a news article and some videos about production (posted before the film was released)

Their Moana is very talented, and their Maui is a local newscaster whose daughters made him audition!

Rachel House still voices Grandma Tala, Temuera Morrison still voices the Chief, and Jemaine Clement still voices Tamatoa.

Rob Ruha and Jemaine Clement translated and rearranged the music so that the songs still worked while sung in a different language, which is super impressive.

Also: Air New Zealand will feature the Maori version on their in flight entertainment starting in November!

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

this news is from earlier this year, you can now actually listen/watch the te reo version in clips on youtube now. this one is pretty exemplary of the original and new voice actors together! <3

[his-shining-tears]

Living With The Pet.

Artist Yaoyao Man Van

[themotivationjournals]

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

C.S. Lewis (via sussexbound)

[breeze2]

[plounce]

they are a witch’s two familars and have never gotten along, but one day the witch disappears and so they must go on a cross-country search in order to bring her home. along the way, the cat learns to loosen up while the crow gains worldly experience, and they both become better friends

[hypersexualsportswear]

[valsdas]

”i’m glad it’s going slowly - you don’t deserve a bullet”

[rubyetc]

just look how much hands I can do 

[lesbianrey]

‘boyfriend’ style clothing actually means that they’re the clothes a lesbian stole from her ex boyfriend after she realized she was gay

[teflonly]

[de-lila-a-medio-dia]

[birdsquirrel]

[bookofoctober-deactivated201908]

[neetols]

When your broomstick doesn’t come with its own GPS smh