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[berlogauwu]

portal fanart in 2026 omg

[fanonical]

in portal, glados forces you to form an attachment to the companion cube, then incinerate it

shortly thereafter, she tries to incinerate you

which could mean nothing

[goldcrescent]

Iron Islander voice: Theon you [19 syllable dolphin noise slur] I see you came back WOKE and GAY and a WOMAN from us leaving you as a child prisoner to the guy with an 8 foot sword that makes you drag it around to executions in front of his screaming faced tree gods as a daily reminder that he can and will kill you (a child) just like he killed the rest of your family (some of which were also children). Did you have fun polishing his sword? I’ll bet. Did you write this letter yourself? Knowing there’s a one person literacy limit? Should we call you Theon the Reader, you reading fuck? And standing here in a jean jacket you bought yourself, may as well be sucking dick at old navy. You know who’s NOT woke or gay or a woman? Your sister Asha. Why can’t you be less gay and woke and a woman, like Asha? I bet she could run a democratic election because you know what isn’t gay Theon? Democracy

[songsomi]

Underworld Family Portraits

[idk-i-was-bored]

I decided to do something a little bit insane. I sat down and typed every word spoken in revenge of the Sith so I could then hand write every word to create this scene redraw. I am very pleased with the final result I’m not gonna lie.

[smhalltheurlsaretaken]

Yoda is actually extremely empathetic and sensitive to other people’s pain, and he’s very easily saddened by any suffering around him, if you watch the movies. Yes, even the PT. Yes, even only the PT.

These are his reactions to Anakin’s pain, to the pain Dooku has caused, to Order 66 (so the pain and death of the Jedi), to Obi-Wan’s heartbreak when watching the recordings, and finally to Padmé’s death. He has never once in the movies or TCW reprimanded someone for being sad btw (no, that’s not what that talk with Anakin is. Anakin isn’t sad at that moment, he’s fearful and only wants to be told that he’ll be able to stop death. Yoda is not being unkind by telling him that’s now how it works, and that he’ll be much happier if he accepts that - we see the difference clearly when Yoda presides over an actual funeral in TCW, with everybody there in mourning). Oh, and since this isn’t an actor playing him? Each and everyone one of the above reactions were a completely purposeful choice by the creative team. They wanted us to see just how heartbroken he was every time. There’s no way to read too much on his face here - the face was animated so we’d read it this way.

ANYWAY I JUST WANT TO HOLD HIM BECAUSE HE TAKES EVERYTHING TO HEART AND FEELS SO DEEPLY AND IT’S SO SAD 😭😭😭 THE DEPTH OF HIS HEARTBREAK 😭😭 

That somebody who has trained over 800 years to be able to let go and is so good at not letting pain and loss and anger consume him could still feel this bottomless sorrow… That the kindly old Master who loved to make all his little children laugh would be made to see all their dead bodies strewn across the halls of his home like garbage, when he once had to let go of his dream of a perfect world for them…  That he’d still have tears left after all of that…

YODA DESERVED SO MUCH BETTER

[reystheme]

#"i have no idea where he gets it from," says area jedi knight still picking glass out of his robes from leaping out of senator amidala's window earlier in the evening.

[narrativelydoomed]

"His head rang with a silent scream." — Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith Novelization written by Matthew Stover

[catchcrows]

"You're the closest thing I have to a father."

[doubleca5t]

He's saying what we've all been thinking

[doubleca5t]

For reference, OP's "Hear Me Out" is on the left and the commentor's is on the right

[doubleca5t]

Thank you for your service 🫡🫡🫡

[superballtouch]

I return from the dead with this really great meme

[forcearama]

Snark Wars + Recurring Themes: The Crazy Stories of the Old Dudes of Star Wars, Episodes 1 - 8 (A Non-Exhaustive Listing) 

[forcearama]

Bonus: The Grand Finale 

[forcearama]

I was just looking at this post again and cracking up because all of these are ridiculous: 

1. Qui-Gon: Hey grandpa, I think some kid I met in the ass end of space is definitely probably the Messiah 2. Dooku: Hey grandson, get this: Satan took over the government  3. Sidious: I know a Batshit Crazy Sith Legend for normal reasons, yeah that’s it 4. Obi-Wan: Luke, your dad was amazing and the best and also he’s dead now 5. Vader: Luke, your dad IS amazing and also I’m alive and Obi-Wan’s a liar 6. Obi-Wan: OK fine, if you call that living then I guess he’s technically still alive  7. Han: Funny story, someone pressed the reset button on everything for some reason so now the Jedi are gone again and everyone’s dead and also Luke’s a hermit??  8. Luke: [Depression Rant at Satan’s granddaughter] 9. Sidious: I’m alive but I don’t know how so I’m not gonna tell you

[foundfamilynonsense]

What pisses me off is that Anakin and Padme never present their marriage as the star crossed lovers whatever that the fandom does.

They never go “oh we have the courage to love each other when the evil Jedi and the council tell us not to. The world is against us but our love is strong enough to overcome blah blah blaaaah”

They legit go “this is wrong. The only good decision before us is to walk away. And yet the fact that it’s wrong is kinda hot. We know the rules and, hell, we even agree with the rules but but breaking rules is fun and sexy so let’s not even just date let’s get married.”

Like. If you go up to teenage Anakin and want to bash on the Jedi the only thing that would really work is “the Jedi are weak but the act strong and they hold back the people with the real strength” which…. Is not a huge argument within fandom.

If people go up to Anakin during AOTC and say…. “The Jedi are cold and unfeeling and deserve to be destroyed” he’d be like???? What the fuck no?

“Being a Jedi means you aren’t allowed to love” Padme literally said this exact same thing in the movie and he corrects her. He says the Jedi are encouraged to love.

Padme and Anakin know their relationship is against the rules and they never say the rules are wrong! When Padme talks about how Anakin would need to leave the order and she’d probably have to step down as senator she doesn’t say it like “damn them and their oppressive rules” she says it like “haha yeah behold the consequences of our actions”

So people who hate the Jedi in order to side with Anakin are kinda forgetting that for the entire time Anakin was Anakin and not Darth Vader he saw little to no problem with the rules and restrictions of the order. Even with Palpatine whispering in his ear.

[husborth-deactivated20241109]

anakin in AOTC shouting, "I'LL TAKE HIM NOW!" and immediately getting fucked up by dooku so bad that grandpa yoda had to save his ass 🤝 obi-wan in ROTS going, "sith lords are our specialty," and immediately getting fucked up by dooku so bad that anakin had to haul him around like a sack of flour for the rest of the mission. "two halves of a single warrior," is incorrect. they are two halves of the same motherfucking clown

[husborth-deactivated20241109]

we really don't talk enough about the most important luke and anakin parallel of all time: dragging their unconscious fathers through a damaged enemy ship in an incredibly stupid way

[husborth-deactivated20241109]

can we talk about how anakin looks at the enemy ship he's escaping, the head of state beside him, and is like "why not" and then just starts carrying obi-wan like obi-wan is his recently neutered and very dizzy labrador. obi-wan's not a small guy. anakin seems absolutely unbothered. i'm choosing to believe when anakin and obi-wan are having their silly THAT'S TEN TIMES I'VE SAVED YOUR ASS OLD MAN vs THAT BUSINESS ON CATO NEIMOIDIA DOESN'T COUNT banter, they're only talking about the times anakin has chosen to scruff obi-wan like a kitten and physically carry him out of a situation. obi-wan doesn't think cato neimoidia counts because he was just drunk, not unconscious

[rebel-ahsoka]

OBI WAN KENOBI Part II

[kingofattolia]

Kenobi Rewatch: Episode One

I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY MADE THIS SHOW. I am in awe. Whoever wrote this KNEW.

THEY KNEW.

The people who hated this show and thought it was bad quality - that's totally fine. It's not for them. This show was made for me, tumblr user kingofattolia specifically, and if there is never another Star Wars piece of media made that I like, it won't matter because I have FEASTED.

I forgot it straight up begins with Order 66 b-roll footage. AUGH.

Obi-Wan has reached levels of poor meow meow that have never been seen before or since by humankind. To this day they are still attempting to quantify it, but some things even science isn't equipped to understand.

"Like you trained his father?" ONE HIT KNOCKOUT, ROUND TO OWEN

The horror of Obi-Wan turning away that Jedi refugee RESONATES because it is possibly the most un-Obi-Wan thing imaginable.

Honestly I have so much respect for Owen. What a mensch. If he were any less hostile and protective, he would be a worse parent.

Reva losing her entire mind in the marketplace in a way that is as wildly ineffective as it is revealing. Straight up ravening lunatic behavior.

Leia as a starship buff 🤍🤍🤍🤍 INCONTROVERTIBLE PROOF the writers of this show were reading my mind. Who are they? I owe them my life.

Sometimes I forget Alderaan was destroyed because I live in a constant AU where that never happened.

You can tell Leia's cousin is a loser cause he's like 13 and beefing with a 10-year-old a whole foot shorter than him.

"You couldn't save Anakin, but you can save her." "What if I can't?" 😭😭😭

[sanshinexx]

this idea hit me like a truck and i proceeded to first cry about it a little and then to draw for four hours straight to bring it to existence 👍

i have also now spent way too much time thinking about a naruto x omori crossover with kakashi in it and it's absolutely devastating, 10/10 would recommend

based on the mirror scenes from omori