aggravated shenanigans

ash // lab trash

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 17

[wizardarchetypes]

okay facts to get out of the way:

i dont really care that much about project hail mary. i watched it and thought it was fun. nothing more to say about it.

obviously i actually think you should ship characters together however you want. i'm not against fun. do whatever.

that all said. why am i seeing so much shipping of ryan gosling and dudes from other media and no shipping of ryan gosling and the puppet. you are all afraid to make him fuck the rock. cowards.

[wizardarchetypes]

optimistic reports of rock-fucking are coming in from my sources in the replies.

[anobodythatsall]

boss I am seeing nothing but rocky when it comes to ship art of adrian. and also a lot of aroace adrian.

[wizardarchetypes]

thank you for your reports from the field.

[gloriousmonsters]

when you're feeling full hater mode about a piece of media but you know one of your beloved mutuals enjoys it

[weaselknievel]

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

[monamoni]

Peacock spiders performing mating dance.

Jumping peacock spiders are known for their vibrant colors and elaborate courtship dances. Peacock spiders hunt by stalking their prey until they are within jumping distance, then pouncing and delivering a deadly bite. They are native to Australia.

[fulda-gap-express]

If I'm elected as your president in 2028 I promise to bring back the Western Interior Seaway.

[fulda-gap-express]

North America peaked with this design and every change since has been worse.

[luidilovins]

[grrrrrrrbarkbarkbark-deactivate]

NONONONO NO. NO. DO YOU WANT ANY OF THIS FUCKING SHIT BACK?

[prof-grace-aspen]

Pretty babies come swim in w ater with big fish water is fine with big fish in come taste interior seaway with big fish

[aphrostiel]

spock³

inspired by this new favorite picture of mine

[depsidase]

[3liza]

why is pjackk back unbanned?

Post by @3liza · 1 image

💬 1  🔁 0  ❤️ 60 · reference post about the "phantom report bug" · this post is not rebloggable because i need to be able to update it and ed

^^^ i spent all night and yesterday compiling information about a "phantom report bug", where people are getting emails from tumblr support about TOS reports they did not file. pjackk was banned off one of these phantom reports, i told tumblr support about it, and now he's unbanned. i think @garaks-padded-bra was also banned erroneously off a phantom report, so hopefully that will get reversed soon as well

PLEASE CHECK YOUR EMAIL FOR PHANTOM REPORT EMAILS. if you spot any, even if theyre old, tell me about them so i can add them to the list (linked above), and report them to tumblr support. POLITELY. tumblr support wants to fix this.

[pyrrhiccomedy]

we're heading towards some record setting humidity this summer so JUST A REMINDER that if you're in any way prone to migraines, this weather is great at triggering them! Be EXTREMELY diligent about staying hydrated if you're going out, EVEN TO AN AIR CONDITIONED SPACE, and ESPECIALLY if you are drinking any alcohol at all! even a single glass of wine or a cocktail! You will feel fine for an hour or two but then you will NOT FEEL FINE. If you have a headache that isn't responding to painkillers and it gets noticeably worse when you move or change elevations (sitting to standing, not like, going to the mountains) then drink a full glass of water and go lie down in a cool, quiet, dark room until it passes! DO NOT LOOK AT A SCREEN UNTIL THE DANGER HAS PASSED. I know you're bored but it could be so much worse!

[pyrrhiccomedy]

I see this is going around again! Happy Migraine Season everybody! Remember to keep a damp washcloth in your freezer so that if you feel the migraine coming on you can lay down and press it against your forehead and temples to give yourself a better chance of ducking it before it's too late!

[literary-potato]

Also a reminder that for some folks, big changes in air pressure can also be a migraine trigger. So if you’re in an area that, like mine, is having a lot of really wild temperature swings (ie multiple very hot days that end abruptly with storms at which point it cools down a lot), might be a good idea to have your migraine remedies locked and loaded, because with migraines the sooner you intervene, the more likely it is you’ll avert the worst symptoms (and will need less medication to do so).

[earlgraytay]

If cold doesn't work for your migraines/makes them worse, get a heat pack- either those instant hand warmers or, better, a bag with rice that you can stick in the microwave for a minute. Slap that puppy on your eye or your neck (specifically around your sternocleidomastoid muscle/that tendon in your neck that gets stiff) and wham, instant relief.

[bossymarmalade]

I have the barometric pressure migraines and also generalized anxiety -- when I feel a migraine coming on from those flat white skies, I pop a clonazepam and an ibuprofen, pat some cold water at the crown of my head and the insides of my wrists, and lie down somewhere dark and cool with a heat pack behind my neck to nap (on my right side so the pills kick in faster). Sleeping mask on if the room's still too bright, night guard in so I don't grind my teeth -- Plackers makes little tiny soft dental guards that you can carry with you to use in a pinch.

[mostlysignssomeportents]

"Employing philosophers might endow LLM companies with an air of respectability that slot-machine makers don’t get from the behavioral psychologists they hire, but in both cases, the companies are preying on people’s tendency to see something that’s not there."

-Ted Chiang, No, Artificial Intelligence Is Not Conscious

[deathtokillian]

Ideas are cooking for my pride outfit.

[teathattast]

[normalmammal]

you’re eric bogosian you’re like 70something and you think your days of being a big dick bisexual are over and then you sign on to play a character on some vampire show and within three years you’re posting oldguy thirst traps that make assad zaman foam at the mouth in your instagram comments

[beardedmrbean]

[captain-price-returns]

Soldier your mission is to be a seat filler at our 80 year old president's big birthday fight! Strong sexy hunks ONLY! Absolutely NO uggos!

[hometoursandotherstuff]