Let The More Loving One Be Me.

No matter if you're born To play the king or pawn For the line is thinly drawn 'Tween joy and sorrow So my fantasy becomes reality And I must be who I must be And face tomorrow

[sotriggeredrightnow-blog]

Moving to @faceher

[coldafternoon-deactivated202102]

me scrolling back up to see who put that essay of a post on my dash

[sotriggeredrightnow-blog]

When you see a response from a post you reblogged become a copypasta

[sixpenceee]

Ukrainian pastry shop Musse Confectionery has created these amazing galaxy eclairs featuring aesthetic interstellar icing of various shades of blue, purple, and pink.

[meekolovesbiscuits-deactivated2]

I thought these were space dildos.

I guess I should remove my mind from the gutter.

[the-warblin-moose-deactivated20]

I too, thought they were space dildos. For when you really want to fill the void…

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[foulserpent]

i call all my friends after 20 years of no contact and invite them to visit me at my house, which is a farm in the middle of nowhere. they approach the farm gates and i appear looking like this

[sneeking]

..go on…….

[foulserpent]

i lead you into the barn where i live and offer you snacks and refreshments. it’s a bowl of minnows and 3 caprisun pouches

[brightereyes]

accept the capri sun, cautiously refuse the minnows

[foulserpent]

i tell you that it’s fine, leaves more for me, but you can tell im a little hurt. we watch cutthroat kitchen in silence, i seem to be attempting to drink my caprisun through my gas mask, but im failing miserably. you say nothing.

[brightereyes]

i say nothing

[foulserpent]

at one point i go into a shed and bring out more caprisun pouches and a single triscuit for you

[brightereyes]

Thanks

[foulserpent]

youre welcome

[lopmon]

[poloteddybear]

Creepy how if I died like tomorrow NONE of you would know, you’d jus think I became inactive. Damn yo, life is really somn else.

[motelcarmen-deactivated20180123]

i just want all of my minor followers to know that if an older man on tumblr or in real life for that matter tells you that you’re mature for your age he doesn’t mean it he’s not your friend and his intentions are bad

[unionizecatgirls]

I don’t mean to be *that person but this applies to relationships with older women as well

[stability]

[officialaphobe]

new term thats completely inclusive!!!!!

Everybody on Earth

[sapropel]

Astronautphobia never sleeps

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im having a conniption because of this standalone illustration from a pacman joke book

[transcendinghumanity]

Time lapse of the Moon and Venus behind Christ the Redeemer in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

[kontrollsysteme]

what episode of neon genesis evangelion is this

[xenothral-deactivated20230707]

[0101101101]

the four horsemen of the apocalypse has arrived, 2018 is the end of the memes

[thorgyturner]

trying to manifest this as my 2018 mood

[cacnea]

[penis-hilton]

he didn’t have to come for her wig like this

[coffeemugger224]

The Ivysaur literally said its own name before she said a word so the little kid had every right to tear the bitch apart

[actualmermaid]

Do you read :D as an open-mouthed smile or a smile with teeth?

[thepioden]