my mom went to the farmer’s market today and was like ‘i have a present for u in the garage!!!’ and there was……a big lad…..
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she u n f u r l s
24 hours later:
here she comes!!!!
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my mom went to the farmer’s market today and was like ‘i have a present for u in the garage!!!’ and there was……a big lad…..
very important update:
she u n f u r l s
24 hours later:
here she comes!!!!
peak cooking competition humor is when a contestant doesn’t know where or what something is and the camera just slowly zooms in on it
you ever have just like, a really bad idea
anyways if you like bad things here’s a postcard
“What, what, what, WHAT!?” the actress recalls thinking. “Because it comes out of f—king nowhere. I’m flabbergasted. Absolutely never saw that coming.” […] “I cried,” Clarke says. “And I went for a walk. I walked out of the house and took my keys and phone and walked back with blisters on my feet. I didn’t come back for five hours. I’m like, ‘How am I going to do this?’” […] “I genuinely did this, and it’s embarrassing and I’m going to admit it to you,” Clarke says. “I called my mom and—” Clarke shifts into a tearful voice to perform the conversation as she reenacts the call: “'I read the scripts and I don’t want to tell you what happens but can you just talk me off this ledge? It really messed me up.’ And then I asked my mom and brother really weird questions. They were like: ‘What are you asking us this for? What do you mean do I think Daenerys is a good person? Why are you asking us that question? Why do you care what people think of Daenerys? Are you okay?’ And I’m all: ‘I’m fine! … But is there anything Daenerys could do that would make you hate her?’” — Emilia Clarke, Entertainment Weekly
DAENERYS TARGARYEN DESERVED BETTER.
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I’m gonna lose it I was just getting my blood drawn and the first vein she stuck wasn’t producing any blood so she took the needle out and it didn’t bleed at all and I said “woah….I don’t have any blood” and she very seriously said “I doubt that’s it. I’m having an issue finding a big enough vein.”
She really thought I really thought maybe I’m outta blood.
What I learned from this is a lot of medical professionals have had to explain to people they can’t run out of blood and live
And a real medical professional shouldn’t have to stick you multiple times to draw blood.
In her defense, my doctor is at a teaching hospital, so there are always students, residents, interns etc. learning. The doctor or nurse or flabotomist asks permisssion for their student to practice on you, and I usually say yes unless I’m feeling particularly sick tht day and don’t want to risk exactly this.
Also I really took a blind shot at spelling phlebotomist huh
Flabotomist
You have to be nice to me I have a rare no-blood disorder
Warming her tootsies.
me acting like ive did nothing wrong ever
EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK?!
I love that she is exposing the ugly stuff that goes on in washington. This is why the politicians hate her so much but the people love her.
What was that bit about “draining the swamp” again?
If you ever wondered what does fuel shortage look like in the end of the world just look at portugal right now. Shit’s crazy
Truck drivers are on strike, specifically the ones who carry dangerous stuff—like gasoline. The strike was announced months ago, but nobody gave a shit, and since yesterday there has been no gas coming into the country. This has nothing to do with the government either, it’s a matter of private companies paying their employers less than 600€ a month to drive for hours carrying dangerous materials. As a result, people freaked out and flocked to gas stations everywhere to fill in their tanks. Where I live, the entire area, only two gas stations have gas left. In left than 12h, people sucked the country dry of gas out of fear. You’d stay in line for 30 minutes trying to get some gas, literally anywhere, and you’d risk the chance of there being nothing left for you. Buses and taxis have shortened their services because they can’t refill. Uber has sent out notes saying they can’t provide any more services. Our local ferries have announced they can’t cross the river after Friday because that’s how long their gas lasts. Airplanes aren’t flying, a lot of flights are being cancelled because they’re also short on fuel. The government had to call in the fucking military, though I’m not sure what for. Whatever gas is there left, government agencies are rationing it towards emergency vehicles. Literally the entire country is slowly freezing. My boyfriend only has enough gas til the weekend, if this situation hasn’t been solved until then, he can’t go to work. A lot of people are in the same situation. I cant be sure if I am able to get on a bus, but chances are, in a few days I won’t even be able to leave my fucking house lmao this is absolute chaos, I have never seen anything like this and it’s looking like this shit won’t be settled anytime soon because the employers absolute refuse to negotiate with the Union that set up the strike. Literally employers do not care that an entire country is frozen, with nothing, not even ambulances, and all because apparently they refuse to pay a little more than 600€
The entirety of Algarve is on the verge of touristic collapse. An entire region hasn’t got a single drop of gas, thousands of tourists stranded because they can’t fly home and cancellation after cancellation from others who refuse to come to this mess right now. I admit I never imagined the monumental impact gas has on our lives but it’s been a eye-opening experience
This is all true! And let me add another perspective.
My mom works in a retirement home. Half of her staff isn’t coming to work because they live halfway across the district, food isn’t coming because their cars have no gas.They still have enough for a week but yeah… And they were already understaffed.
My stepdad’s family owns a drinks distribution company (water, soda, milk) and their trucks also have barely any gas left so a lot of restaurants and cafés have started to suffer from them not being able to meet their needs.
LITERALLY EVERY INDUSTRY IN THE COUNTRY HAS STOPPED AND ALL BECAUSE A FEW PRIVATE COMPANIES REFUSE, ABSOLUTELY REFUSE, TO PAY MORE THAN MINIMUM WAGE TO THEIR WORKERS YAY CAPITALISM
My flight to portugal is tomorrow … I guess I’ll walk to setubal then lol
If you take the train you’re safe. I think you should be able to make it from the airport and back if you take the subway and the train, but like it could be REALLY packed….
Info in english and more
https://www.google.pt/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-europe-47960359
https://www.google.pt/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/portugal-fuel-strike-petrol-flight-delay-disruption-airport-travel-a8873986.html%3famp
Even though is more of the same thing, there are two more links in english about what the fuck is going on in portugal
At least four easyJet flights were forced to refuel en route between the Algarve and UK
Two days of action by tanker drivers leads to fears of nationwide disruption ahead of the Easter break.
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Stoners who think smoking weed is a personality trait: