My Side of the River

Dip your hand into the water. This blog is retired.

[melaschasma]

Michelle Yeoh for RM magazine, photographed by Jeremy Zaessinger.

[k-eke]

Angel or demon

[impossiblerebelblaze]

I’m a simple gay. I see a boy, I

[asexualjournal]

Normalize cuddling without a sexual expectation.

Normalize cuddling without a sexual expectation.

Normalize cuddling without a sexual expectation.

Normalize cuddling without a sexual expectation.

Normalize cuddling without a sexual expectation.

[megnutk]

Which way would snom wear its hats?

[joyouscatus]

Fishcat but frillier

[tinglingpeter]

RIP Godfrey Gao (1984-2019)

[spacemancharisma]

thinkin about my (openly gay) lit professor today saying, “one of my favorite historical anecdotes is the time that Oscar Wilde was in America, at the same time that Walt Whitman was active and writing poems about sticking his tongue down other men’s shirts, and Wilde went to Whitman’s house exactly one time and spent several hours there, and ever since all these historians have been like ‘what could they have been doing???? it’s such a shame we’ll never know...’ and I just.... we know. the only question now is who was the top.”

[hairsaffitz]

“It’s just the butt-ernut.”

From: GOURMET MAKES S1 | E30: Krispy Kreme Doughnuts

[ironpour]

 ╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡◜◝  ╮  (                      )  (        cock       )    (                  )      ╰     ͜      ╯                      O                    o                             °       〃∩　∧＿∧      ⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）       ｀ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/ 　           　   ＼/＿＿＿/ 

[ham-strokers-ejacula]

Fixed it.

[ironpour]

Did you get the wokeness? Did you get the performative wholesomeness? Did you secure the likes?

[hell-hath-returned]

╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡◜◝  ╮ (  Emotionally  ) (     fulfilling     )   (    cock       )     ╰     ͜      ╯                     O                   o                            °      〃∩　∧＿∧     ⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）      ｀ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/ 　          　   ＼/＿＿＿/

[c3rvida3]

Wait I’m sorry I mean no disrespect but are you not going by P***y A** anymore? (Not Pussy Ass)

I’m trying to think of a joke response that’s even marginally funnier than the concept of my deadname being Pussy Ass and I can’t. It doesn’t exist.

[naidje]

alchemy

[allsadnshit]

what does this mean 

[1234timewar]

#oh i can explain this!#basically the hole is next to a body of water and is dug down to connect to it#they crack the egg in to attract the fish#then when they pour the coke in it reacts with the mentos and makes carbon dioxide#which makes the fish unable to breathe#so they swim forward to try to get to different water#but forward for them is out of the hole#so thats why they swim up onto land

Stumbledeggs knows what’s up!

[cawareyoudoin]

The modern kind of fishing.

[crazybuttcheeks]

[michaelnothing]

It took me a second.

[theshitneyspears]

ICONS ONLY

[cloudfreed]

oh he was a twink all along

[airfierce-deactivated20201208]

I THOUGHT HE WAS STRAIGHT AND MASC.

[that-twink-over-there]

This is a revelation

[thegolddig]

[ironpour]

https://www.instagram.com/p/Byvl7f2lhpr/  

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

White supremacist trying to form a straight-pride parade accidentally lets truth slip at city council meeting

This is like something straight out of Parks and Rec

[stuck-in-jelly]

The Opposite of The 5 Stages Of Grief