Bling-Bling the Magical Flying Green Pig
Hi Katokolytes! I’d like to tell you about an effective money servitor I created in 2005. A lot of mages (especially from the old incarnation of Occult Forums) have employed him and they swear that he really works. Meet Bling-Bling, the Magical Flying Green Pig. Enjoy!
Nicknames/Aliases/Titles: Bling, His Magical Pigginess, Money Pig and The Magical Flying Green Pig
Description: a flying, winged, magical green little pig with a golden chain around his neck and speaks in a squeaky voice.
Personality: Generous, gallant, funny, vain, perverted and yet still adorable. Highly favors good-natured slackers.
Domains: money, wealth, abundance, food, good luck
Likes: food, beer, attractive women and, most of all, money.
Dislikes: ungrateful and miserly people
Function: He brings money and attracts prosperity, abundance and good luck.
Bling-Bling, the green pig of prosperity, loves beer. Mentally or vocally toast an alcoholic beverage to Bling. The toast: “I toast this beer to Bling-Bling the magical flying green pig!" Ask him to bring you the exact amount of money you need and when you need it.
Bling likes attractive women. Just put a picture of a pretty lady in front of a piggy bank (if you’re lucky, get a green piggy bank although any color will do just fine as long as it’s a pig) and then invoke him. Ask him to bring you the exact amount of money you need and when you need it.
Bling loves food. Toast your food to Bling (Ex. "I toast this bag of potato chips to Bling-Bling the magical flying green pig!”) then eat it. Ask him to bring you the exact amount of money you need and when you need it.
Bling admires generous people. Every time you donate money to a charity group, mentally say “By the power of the Magical Flying Green Pig, I donate this amount of money to charity” or “I donate this money in the name of Bling-Bling.”
For anything related to prosperity, abundance and good luck, just provide the appropriate offerings, make a toast to Bling-Bling and state your petitions.
IMPORTANT NOTE: Remember to thank him after every request. Hey, even magical pigs want respect. If mistreated or disrespected, Bling-Bling will not help unless the offender donates some money to charity in his name.
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