Ace and lovin' it

I'm Aster, nb (still unsure) She/They ace💜🤍🩶🖤 You'll find mostly reblogs here. You'll see cats, drawings, TOH🦉 and trans stuff probably (I'm not trans but questioning)

[leighlew3]

ALL. OF. THIS.

[angstyastro]

These miis getting diagnosed today

[nick-nonya]

it is the goal of all ui designers to instill misery in those who lack the surgeon's precision

[nick-nonya]

illl fucjing do it

[humanmaybe]

Some person in a plague mask handed me this… very professional business card. Idk guys think this is legit?

[bad-science]

Come to Bojangles. Get your bones fixed. It’s fine

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[maidslime]

mom's minion memes for real justice

i posted these originally like 9 or 10 years ago or something but I can't find them anywhere, so now you get retortured.

[izzypaw]

kinda loving not giving my account a theme i just draw whatever the hell i want to draw

[thesituation]

i don’t feel like debating that topic much farther bc truthfully if it comes down to “women will lose to men in every sport bc they don’t have as much testosterone!!!!!” my elite feminist response is honest to god “ok we will lose with honor as equals instead of having our own special Easy Mode Female category so we can win amongst ourselves” like i’m sorry i just can’t be persuaded. i’m a brick wall. i want co-ed sports

[chemical-accident]

You sound like someone who would feel superior for playing and never finishing a single video game on hardcore just so you can tell those easy mode enjoyers how pathetic they are for having fun and that the story is probably shit anyway

[thesituation]

gamers seeing someone say anything:

[mcnostril]

A warrrior with abundant osteoptimism and one more skeleptical re: bone toughness.

[definitelybeholderrpgideas]

Op I want you to know that “I don’t drink enough milk to be that confident in my bones” is now something I will say at every opportunity

[mcnostril]

A warrrior with abundant osteoptimism and one more skeleptical re: bone toughness.

[definitelybeholderrpgideas]

Op I want you to know that “I don’t drink enough milk to be that confident in my bones” is now something I will say at every opportunity

[cozy-stardust]

Imagine Grace defined his name as the elegance definition of grace and Rocky spends years thinking how fucking ironic this clumsy leaky space blobs name is.

Until Grace slips out a sentence along the lines of "could you give me a little grace here" and Rocky immediately points out he used a word wrong so Grace has to explain that yeah, grace means elegance but it can also mean mercy sometimes too.

And Rocky has to suddenly reconcile that the clumsy leaky blob that saved his life twice, that almost certainly doomed himself to come back for him, name is Mercy.

[tobiasbones]

The other day i bought this yarn cause that’s obviously the trans flag, and I just saw that this colour is called ‘life’! I’m gonna cry

[faint-taste-of-almonds]

Ryland Grace has got to have one of the funniest scientific careers of all time:

Research

Dissertation (piss off your entire field)

Teach middle-schoolers

Be the first person to be in contact with alien life (non-sentient)

Have your dissertation (also what killed your career) be proven wrong

Kill and also breed alien life

Become expert in said life

Become first person to be in contact with alien life (sentient)

Successfully communicate and solve the universe’s biggest problem with sentient alien life

Live the rest of life on alien planet as the savior of the universe

[esporras24]

I just realized that having a cat is a lot like having a toddler because this just happened tonight I was in the kitchen and I left the kitchen temporarily to go film some videos with my drawings, cause I like doing that sometimes when I’m bored and then all of a sudden I hear a loud like crash sound like something dropped. I quickly roll fast back to the kitchen and I see a giant puddle of water and a broken glass on the ground. In that short of amount of time that I left the kitchen my cat knocked over. A water glass so yeah I ended up cleaning up every individual shard by myself and there’s probably more just lingering around because it seemed like every shard that I picked up there would be another shard that just appeared to have nowhere !!!

Here’s the culprit by the way he looks like such a gentleman but he’s really hyper when it’s night time

[queer-as-in-fuck-12]

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

[theconcealedweapon]

[capnsoapy]

okay but seriously what's going on with [tumblr] moderation right now

[capnsoapy]

okay but seriously seriously

[capnsoapy]

Not even in an "I'm outraged" kind of way, in a "genuinely perplexed as to what could be going on behind the scenes to produce these outcomes." I want to stop staring at the shadows on the wall and exit Plato's allegory of the website moderation

[puppetprincesses]

genuinely all it wonders as it gets banned multiple times a *day* is. what the fuck is happening to make them respond so actively to kill girls with maybe a hundred followers. why? why *right* now? like *this*. it just cant comprehend the cruelty.

[tamamoland-with-a-gun]

tumblr moderation is two thirds AI and two thirds transmisogyny and 0% anything that isn't at least one of those two

[weltenwellen]

Stephanie Foo, What My Bones Know: A Memoir of Healing from Complex Trauma