SOULSCREAM DETECTOR

LIKE HELLSITEGENETICS, BUT BLASEBALL. SOULSCREAMS USE THE LETTERS AEHIOUX AND ARE 11+ LETTERS LONG. ONE POST DAILY. hi! i made this blog because i love and miss blaseball and i wanted to recirculate old posts! feel free to delete my additions! also if you're not a blaseball fan and i made an addition to one of your posts, my apologies lol send posts in if you want them to be soulscreamed!

[fourteenthidol]

Diversity win! The pitcher that just marked you for death in exchange for her own continued survival is a lesbian

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IEIIHEIHEHAUAEOUOEAHIEXHAEOHEOOIUEUIAIAEIA

[revivificating]

what exactly have you managed to protect all these years

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HAEXAHAEOUAAEOOEAHEEEA

[solphy]

Hey guys blaseball was an experience I will never forget which made me so many good friends and made my art advance so sad it ended on such a note, yall are wonderful can't wait to see artists and writers and anybody who made blb content make even more wonderful stuff :]

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HEUAEAAAEXEIEEIIEEOEHIHAEEOAOOIEAAEAAAEOAIEEOUHAOEAAEOEUAAIOEEAIAIEAAOHOAEOEAEEEOEOEUU

[facw]

old drawings of rat mason and firefighters-era gerund pantheocide. i was never very familiar with rat mason, but a trusted source on the tacos suggested these two would get along.

on another file, i found another gerund, as well as goobie ballson from after goobie joined the lift for a siesta and 11 days before getting feedbacked to the georgias. this is one of the rare times i drew gerund without their signature headband.

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OAIOAAOAIEIHEEAEUAHEOIEIAEEEAIIAIHAAOUAUEOUEOHEAOUEEHEEOOUEAOOAOHEIEIOUAOHEEUAEAOOIEAOOAEOOIEOIEHEIOAIEAAAEOEEIEEAEOHEEOIAHIIOEOHEAEIEIEEUIHOUHEIIAUEHEAA

[siloupy]

ohh i almost forgot happy birthday blaseball i miss u dearly

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OHHIAOOOHAIHAAEAIIUEA

[wowwforever]

would you still love me if i was the ohio worms

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OUOUIOEEIIAHEOHIOO

[gunshipchips]

I’ve gotten way too obsessed with Blaseball thanks to the Zombies Run blaseball episode. 

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IEOEAOOOEEIHAEAHAOHEOIEUAEAEIOE

[quinncinerated]

False Start, the Entire Website

Since we're coming up on one year since Blaseball returned, and I've been posting about all of the testing data that was pulled from the website, I thought it might be fun to talk about when the website accidentally went live prior to launch.

On January 4th, 2022, and flooded by Internal Error:, the Blaseball website briefly went live, showing off the newly-made website, and perhaps more interestingly, a glimpse at games in progress.

Thrown into the middle of an unknown season, we were shown the state of the game as of Day 52, and shown a different-looking overview screen as opposed to what we actually got when the game launched.

Aside from the interesting graphic that showed above the games, we can see that every game was scheduled as occurring underneath Blood Rain, a weather that didn't make the jump into the Blaseball we got to see.

Another fun aspect of this sim that we got to see were the players.

When Blaseball went live, every team was offered four new players, on top of the ten that they received in Fall Ball. Here, the same was true, though the players that each team got were not the same as what we actually got.

In this instance, here are the players each team received as completely new faces.

To join all of these players lost to the sands of testing, there were a number of returning faces that were scattered throughout the league. Be it from Horizon weather or otherwise, some players ended up as scrambled as their former teammates in Beta:

Ultimately, the website was promptly shut down, and this simulation went quiet until the game actually launched, and all of the players listed out here were either wiped away, or returned to their proper place in the hole.

Happy almost-one year!

--Sources--

Thanks to Astrid for saving the rosters - while some teams like the Georgias, Sunbeams and Crabs were captured by her, Agent Moon, and beiju respectively, not every team had pictures saved, so the files were necessary to see them!

Also thanks to korvys for screenshotting the website when it went live!

[killerforthepies]

SEASON OF DALE 💪💪💪💪💯💯💯😎🚤🚤🚤🚤🚤

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AEAHEEIEEIEIEEEOIUOOEEAIEAEAEUEAIEEEOIAOUAOHEEIAAHAAUEOHEEIEIHOUHIIHEUOAAOUHEHEEIEAIEAEIEIOOAUHOAUAHAOOEIEAEOHEAEAEIEIEEIEHOIOHEEAEEIEAEHAOEIEEIAIEAAEIOEHOIOHEIEOAUOEAOEEEHOHEAEOHEAEAOAAHOAIEEOOIOEIEEEAOOEOHAEAUAOHEHEAEAUHEAIEOHEIEEIAHIHAHOEAOEHEAEEAEEHAEEAEAHEUEAOUIUEEAHOOAIAEAHEHAIAEHEUIOHEAEAEOOEEAOHEUAEOHIIHAEOOEEEEHEAEHEAEAEIEEEEAAOEEOUEAEOOOHEEHAHEEEIEIAAHEEHEAEAUEHOUHHEAEHAEAHEAOEEOHEAEAHAEAUAOIHIIAEHEEAEHEAEEAHEAEEIEAOEEEAEOOIAOHEEAEOOHEAOEIHEEEEAUEOEUIAEHAEEAEEHOUHOUHEEAUEEIOHOIOEAHEOOHEIEOEAEEEUAAEAHEIOEEAAEIEAUIAEHEEIEAOHUOAHIIUAIOEUIEUIHEAEAUAAUHEAAOHEAEIEOUHEEEEEIHEIEAAOEUEOHEIOEAEIHEHOEHAAOOEEAOUEHAOAIOAIHEOEHIEOEEAIEHEEOIAUEAAAEEAUEHEAEOOAEIUEEIEOEEEAHAIUEAEOHEIEEEEEAOEEHEAOHAOOOEEHOIHEEIEHEIEIEEAOOAE

[919]

romance!

[id: a digital drawing from of jaylen hotdogfingers kissing sutton dreamy on the forehead. jaylen is a latina woman with freckles and a curly undercut. sutton is a dark-skinned black woman wearing a gold wedding ring on a necklace. they are shown from the shoulders up. both of their eyes are closed, and sutton has a peaceful expression on her face. end id]

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OAEIAIIAAIOOAEHOOIEIIUOEAOHEOEHEAAEIAAIAOAIHEEAAUUEUUOIAAIEAOAEAIAOEIIOAEAEHEAEHOOHEHOUEUOHOHEIEEAEOEAUOHAAEAEUEXEIOOHEAEEI

[pysics]

gamers can i get a yeehaw for lone star lars

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AEAIEAEEHAOOEAA

[weirdmageddon]

i love how dedicated the blaseball fans are to putting stuff on the wiki. i’m so glad they are able to give me a play by play of this since i wasnt there

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IOEHOEIAEHEAEAAAEOUIUOHEIIIOAHEAEAEOIEEAAAOHIIEIAHEE

[twinicegiantorbiters]

to understand blaseball, you need a firm grasp on roman numismatics

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OUEAAEAOUEEAIAOOAUIAI

[benmehlos]

You guys seemed to like my old Blaseball crap so here’s the Boston Flowers short circuit players I drew during SC3. Gwen’s stat block says Fridays because she, along with Squid Broom, were supposed to be feedbacked over there and just … refused to go.

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OUUEEEOIEOAEAAOHEEHEOOOEHOIUIAEIEUIEAOAIAEAUEHEAOIHUIOOEEUOEOEEEAEOEHEEAUEUEOO

[thehousefromhouseofleaves]

they should bring back blaseball but make every team the kansas city breath mints

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HEHOUIAAEAUAEEEEAHEAAIEAHI

[min8taur]

GRRRR (gets SO emo about her AGAIN)

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EOEOAOUHEAAI

[kindlespark]

NAGOMI NAVA 🌞

[ID: A vibrant full-colour drawing of Nagomi Nava from the Hellmouth Sunbeams against a black background with a thick pink frame. Nagomi is a Japanese woman with her black hair in a ponytail over her shoulder, and she’s looking at the audience, facing to the left. She has a stern expression on her face, and in place of her eye on the right, there’s a black smoky eldritch fire with red eyes over the top. She’s holding a brown bat over her shoulder, and a baseball in her other hand, and she’s wearing a vertically striped pale yellow baseball uniform, with shorts and a cropped shirt that have an embroidered sun and the number 8. The smoke from her eye is vaguely obscuring the yellow letters N A V A at the top of the black background. End ID.]

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AOIAAIAIAUOOUAIOAOIAAOHEHEOUHUEAAAIAAAOUIHAHIIAEAOIIAAAEEOAIHHEAHAIIAOAIOEHEHOUEAHEOOIAHEAUIEEAIOHEEHEHAAEEXEIOOHEAEAIAEOHEEEOHEIHHEEAAOEIHIEIHEEEOEHEOHEHOIAOAOEHEHOUEAAAEAIHEOHEHAAHEEAIAEIAIEAEEOAEAUIOIHHOAAOEHIHAHAEAEOIEEUAHEUEHEOEOHEEEIAUEOUIHEEOEEAAAHEOOHEAAOUEI

[krebkrebkreb]

wowww they put blaseball player kline greenlemon in love and deepspace

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OHEUAEAAEIEEEEOIOEAEEAE