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luckydreaming

my anaconda don’t…

My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

pajamaben

Rules for meeting a dog:

1) be cool

2) pet it

3) do not steal it

4) stop running from the owner

5) put it down

6) this isn’t worth jail time

bileshroom

just to clear up some rumors

i DO have blood and I do have ALL of MY bones and I didnt take them from anyone I grew them myself so stop asking

beatriceoftheday

Over the Garden Wall: a summary in three images

jasonedwarddavis

ashleyjizzdale

dirty-otgw-confessions

nickerino

Kirby

mettic

its like the 3rd circle of hell was given a body

epic-games-official

>see a pic

> goes “hmm”

> scrolls down

>it’s from picsthatmakeyougohmm

> got me

thestoryandyou

filmeditors-deactivated20230605

wingdingle

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

wingdingle

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

defunctblog1

Ancient scribes detailing horrible events

slimetony

gyhujikoijuhyguhij-deactivated2

my son preparing me dinner

strongbadgmail

what’s he making?

gyhujikoijuhyguhij-deactivated2

my favorite food, dense plastic bricks

demonbarber14

LEAKED Suicide Squad Script

Hi my name is Lime Green Jared Leto Joker Banksy and I have short green hair (that’s how I got my name) and icy blue eyes that are like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like marilyn manson (AN: if you don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I have pale white skin. I’m also a criminal and go to an asylum called Arkum in GOTHam. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I love hot topic and buy all my clothes from there. Today I was wearing a purple leather jacket and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, and black eyeliner. I even hav black teeth. I have lots of goffick tattoos with skullz and other goffick symbols.I was walking outside arkum. It was snowing and raining, so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Batman stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.