[ripe]

[commanderfreddy]

hey do you guys wanna see a bunch of pictures of a cat my mum looked after named simply “The Pumpkin”

[commanderfreddy]

THE PUMPKIN!!!

[meatthawsmoth]

She’s doing a great job

[internet-recluse]

I mean getting the government running is a priority RN. I’m sure Dems will get to it in time

[chrisdornerfanclub]

Like they got around to closing Gitmo right?

[androgynealienfemme]

the bill wasnt to fund ICE by itself the bill was to FUND THE GOVERNMENT PERIOD. Like seriously voting no to stop funding the government specifically to stop ICE from being funded is 1. not actually going to deal with the problem of abolishing ICE and 2. Only will continue to harm those who are affected by the shutdown. Like those whos families need the welfare programs that the bill voted to fund??  If we want to abolish ICE you dont do that by just saying ‘hi i vote to stop funding it’ once?? it takes LEGISLATION and WORK. Not just voting on one bill that isnt even focused on the issue at hand. 

this is such a bullshit outrage piece and yall keep falling for it. incredible. 

[beachdeath]

in 2019 we ARE reading articles and making sure we comprehend their contents and we are NOT posting headlines and reacting in outrage without even attempting to accrue further information

[finehoney]

do you ever just feel super unloveable

[01101010-01100100]

they don’t call me fucking dumbass shithead idiot for nothing

[aidashakur]

I think a tattoo would make me feel better

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[ramjam]

animals sit in the woods and scream “I WANT TO FUCK!!!!!!” and thats just the culture

[skrtt-deactivated20170131]

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

“why don’t young people go out and–”

because we’re tired, Sharon. 

[beckexe]

I can’t even express with words how atrociously exhausted I am on a daily basis.

[100493503004422]

me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

[thebootydiaries]

Me:makes a reference only i get and then laughs about it because i saw what i did there

[thebootydiaries]

Me: *sees my stuffed animal on the floor next to my bed*

Me: Why wasn't I a better parent

[arabicmoney]

my circle so small i almost cut myself off

[thebootydiaries]

person: you're pretty cool!

me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed

[capacity]

I’m the crush u look at closely and realize he kinda ugly

[manhood]

[doyouandbequiet]