vuelta por el universo

[ratscabies]

happy birthday to this rat bastard

[salamispots]

Something about transmuting and then unmaking if the former doesn’t work out

[dontmeantobepoliticalbut]

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

[dykeblight-deactivated20201006]

guy in a zoom class with his camera on to reveal him sitting in front of a full streamer setup (green screen included) vs guy in class with his camera on drinking iced coffee in the middle of the goddamn woods: fight

[sexhaver]

[hotvampireadjacent]

we’re about to witness an actively malevolent adam sandler movie. One where he’s actively trying to make a bad movie, allegedly opposed to his other bad movies... this is gonna be hell. all hands on deck brace for impact.

[oneheadtoanother]

[joey-wheeler-official]

Hot wedding idea, the worst man, it’s his duty to try and prevent the wedding at all costs.

[cowgirlhours]

can we normalize grilling a cheese? can we please normalize putting cheese on bread and grilling it? for fuck’s sake?

[hustlerose]

i went to milfland and i showed them your posts and they said you were being very disrespectful they said they didnt want to fuck you 

[plumslices]

Honestly if u have pale skin blonde hair and blue eyes I hope you know how scary you are.....you’re not normal...pack it up midsommar

[fujoshiwarrior]

[coldemamadaqua]

smoll gargoyle

Credits to https://instagram.com/janriephoff_atelier

[qillermeme]

[milf-adjacent]

I'm so fucking thankful we went from "stomp on me!!! Beat the shit outta me!!!" to "I am looking respectfully." That's fucking absolutely perfect just keep it right there

[halbermensch]

Sound trouble in Chicago, 1984