Open Your Knees and Feel the Breeze

Transmasc queer ass music ho, he/they 28

[sound-thot]

Big Mac™️ McWang, if you’re reading this, fuck off while you can.

[yatvowel]

[eighth-order-simulacra]

woman moment

[uprightbat]

[isuggestwishcraft]

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[sea--burn]

[leper0]

Terrified KFC worker voice: um... dog surgery??

[demilypyro]

Sometimes as a European you play an American game and even though you speak fluent English and culturally there's not too much different you can Tell you're missing some kind of cultural context

I had no fucking clue what a mormon was when I played the New Vegas DLCs

[demilypyro]

This post is not an invitation for you all to explain mormonism to me I am fine not knowing about this

[propalahramota]

I can't put this in tags like a normal person because apparently Tumblr no longer lets you do long tags which is dumb and I hate it but ok. Long time ago when I was but a wee 14 years old kid living in a sleepy town in Northern Ukraine, one day my bestie told me: hey, have you heard about this new English speaking club at the city library? They say it's run by two guys that came here on a mission all the way from America. And I was like: what mission? And she told me they were supposed to be Mormons. I didn't believe her. I was convinced she was fucking with me because at the time I didn't think that Mormons were real. I honestly thought they were fictional and only existed as a gag in South Park. And then a couple of days later those two missioners actually showed up to our English class to promote their little conversion club. Those poor men stood in front of a bunch of 14 years old and told us they were Mormon and several of my classmates said: wait, Mormon? Like in South Park?, and from their pained expressions you could clearly tell that it wasn't the first time they had been asked that here.

[socialistexan]

[blackwaxx]

[vaginalbleeding]

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

[verballthenouns]

I bookmarked this months ago and it still makes me laugh until I can’t breathe

[talons-and-stucco]

Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama

[grungixfungi]

How to detach without also detaching from all your feelings and emotions and everyone and everything in your life

[grungixfungi]

How to care less about everything without losing your ability to care at all

[grungixfungi]

How to feel less intensely without losing your ability to feel at all

[grungixfungi]

How to be less without becoming nothing

[grungixfungi]

How to let others in without letting yourself out

[midnightssea]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[sound-thot]

Finally at the age where if I have doubled or exceeded double of my move goal for the day, I WILL NOT go clubbing afterwards

This goes double if I sit down at all when I get home to “get ready”

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

2009

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

[catchymemes]

[universejunction]

executive dysfunction

[anxeious]

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[pjackk]

Can a smooth player see that ass jingle or should i go away forever

[dogpuppy]