TO ALL THE BOYS I’VE LOVED BEFORE sentence starters.
“Are we hanging out, or what?”
“I just wanna finish this chapter.”
“I hate when dad makes Korean food. It always tastes like butt.”
“Whatever dad puts in front of you, I want you to take a bite and say ‘Mmm, just like moms.’“
“I’m not too late, am I? I was, uh, trying to meditate, but I ended up falling asleep.”
“It’s gonna be Christmas actually, sweetheart, because Scotland’s too far to come back just for Thanksgiving.”
“Let’s look on the bright side! She wont be taking the car every day, so you can practice your driving!”
“Since you can’t come home for Thanksgiving, I figured I’d bring a little home to you.”
“I had Google Alerts set for flights as soon as you decided to go to school there.”
“He and my sister have been together for two years. But before she even cared that he existed, he was my first boyfriend. Well… space between the words… Boy who was a friend.”
“Would you rather only drink water for the rest of your life, or you can drink whatever you want but it has to have a little drop of pee in it?”
“I can’t give up Mountain Dew!”
“I write a letter, when I have a crush so intense, that I don’t know what else to do.”
“I think drama can be fun.”
“Well, before mom died, she said I should never go to college with a boyfriend.”
“No gorging on chips before dinner– and clean room.”
“Can we go back to talking about how you’re sad?”
“Did you have to pick the furthest college you could think of?”
“I am so sorry, I wasn’t paying attention.”
“We used to be best friends, but post middle school for reasons having to do with her popularity and my lack-there-of, we are not decidedly… not.”
“Cute boots. Than you so much for your service.” *salutes*
“They’re vintage. I got them on Etsy.”
“Let’s just say it’s probably a good thing you’re playing it safe, with those uh… Uggzzz.”
“Screw you! You know that my feet are always cold!”
“She just stopped drinking caffeine for some diet– I think she’s going through a withdrawal, so…”
“Had a Subway craving! :running: :sandwich: :heart eyes:”
“I gotta ask. Did she tell you she was gonna do it?”
“Yeaaah, I can totally relate.”
“You know, if you had a boyfriend… then maybe you wouldn’t have to drive at all, because he would take us places!”
“If that’s what it takes, then I think you’re stuck with me.”
“Don’t you find it kinda depressing that it’s Saturday night and you’re having a Golden Girls marathon with your little sister?”
“I am 11, and I cancelled plans to be here tonight. And, well, you’re 16 and I don’t think you had anything else going on. Am I right?”
“Hey, I heard my cousin dumped you for a college guy!”
“I heard you have a tail, is that true?”
“Yeah, really cute.” *makes twirling motion with fingers* “Like a little piggy.” *oinks*
“If you need me, I’ll be in the nurses office. With a migraine. Googling Justin Trudeau shirtless.”
“I really appreciate it, but it’s never gonna happen.”
“I what I remember of that kiss, and it was hot. You know, for being… in 7th grade.”
“I think it’s really cool, that you think I have golden specks in my eyes.”
“I had a lot of fun that night, too. But I feel I should tell you, though… You know I’m gay, right?”
“Menstruation is science, nothing to do with the moon.”
“Says you, DOCTOR MAN, but the Goddess within says its sacred for them to represent the deepest celebration of womanhood"
“I’m more real to you than he is.”
“What do you mean? I am just here to take down one of those chocolate shakes.”
“I stopped by your house, and your sister said you’d probably be here?”
“Are you trying to reject me right now?”
“Well, yeah… It didn’t really seem like it took… back… the first time?”
“Your mouth is saying something, but then your mouth… said something completely different.”
“Okay, um, so, here’s the thing. I don’t actually like you. I just had to make it LOOK like I liked you, so somebody else wouldn’t think I liked them.”
“You gotta to tell me who this mystery stud is, otherwise I am just gonna go on believing you have a secret tattoo of my face on your ass.”
“Okay, well, should I just tell the rest of the school that you wrote me a love letter?”
“Well he dated my sister, in the- in the past tense.”
“Hold on, I am not the only guy that got a letter?”
“Wow, you really think that you’re special, and then you find out that she wrote love letter to two guys.”
“Well, I wrote five letters, so don’t go feeling too special.”
“You wrote five letters? Damn, *LAST NAME*, you’re a player!”
“Is that sparkly bike out front, is that your ride?”
“What if we let people think that we are actually together? Just for a little while. And not just him, I mean… everybody.”
“Well, for starters, when she heard you kissed me, she went nuts. And if she thinks that you and I are a thing, then she’ll wanna get back together!”
“Oh, so you wanna use me as your pawn.”
“See, technically, you used me as your pawn first, when you jumped me.”
“Will you just call me? Because there’s so much I wanna talk to you. Music I wanna share with you. Tattoos I wanna get with you. We’d be so great together.”
“I’m going to trig. Have a nice day. Carry on.”
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