latina

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

[aphtaiwan-deactivated20140530]

what why would you use numbers

[aujo-deactivated20200213]

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

[theinatorinator-deactivated2020]

America makes no sense, as usual.

[fndungeonmom]

bless the person that actually made the chart

[mybine-deactivated20160330]

laughter from France

[raptortooth]

France what the fuck

[woodle-dee-doodle-deactivated20]

France you had one job

[fairyofsomething]

I’m crying

[viostormcaller]

[mrsswift-kloss]

This is hilarious

[boydoujin-moved-deactivated2017]

anyone here a fool?? anyone here stupid??

[dovah-remade]

[boydoujin-moved-deactivated2017]

anyone here a fool?? anyone here stupid??

[dovah-remade]

[snufkind]

everybody loves to talk about velma and daphne but y’all seem to forget that velma and hot dog water from mystery incorporated were obviously gay

[friendraichu]

h-hot dog water?

[jimhensonreject]

Her name was hot dog water because her father was a carnival owner and they were so poor she had to bath with the used hot dog water. Also she was murdered by Nazi robots under the command of a Hannibal lector bird Scooby Doo influenced by a cosmic embodiment of horror but then brought back to life when Scooby Doo killed it

[crystalistrappedintheinternet]

[ryuko-archive]

still don’t really understand how some people have trouble just being nice

[the-fault-in-our-balls]

Oh my gosh you’re such a good person. Hey everybody come look at how much of a good person this is.

[ryuko-archive]

i literally cannot comprehend how you got offended by this but thanks for proving my point anyway

[catchymemes]

[morepopcornplease]

i would die for grinch.

[lubricates]

when u try ur best but u don’t succeed

[truestorymayne-deactivated20240]

When you get what you want but not what you need

[lubricates]

when u feel so tired, but u can’t sleep

[deathbyfur]

Stuck in reeveeeeeeeeeeerrsee.

[lubricates]

and the tears come streaming down your face

[avatar-kermit]

‘Cause you lose something you can’t replace 

[sketma]

When you love someone but it goes to waste

[catherine-elizabeth]

Could it be worse? 

[spytap]

Lights will guide you home

[cowabummr]

And ignite your bones

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[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

[feshpince-deactivated20201109]

[sevenate]

Ah! Hes the same guy who provides women selfies that they could use if they feel threatened!

[sevenate]

[liquidstar]

sorry guys this blog is officially run by my rabbit, he claimed it as his own along with my computer. goodbye.

[liquidstar]

   j,jm,               ‘[pkot orley, gt+

[averruncusho]

He’s speaking…

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know, probably my favorite part of the movie Hercules, besides all of the horridly inaccurate mythology and fun gospel music, is that Hercules was already super strong and didn’t need to work out. Phil just made him work out for the Hero Aesthetic™

[what-even-is-thiss]

Skinny arms don’t cut it, kid.

Only big arms will get you an action figure.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Never mind that you’ve been lifting houses since you were a toddler.

[im-a-giraffe666-deactivated2023]

Phil knew hercules needed to be thicc

[what-even-is-thiss]

See, you understand.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Why knot?

[coldasyou]

not to be fake deep but like average poor kids deserve affordable higher education too lmao. we shouldn’t be expected to get a perfect ACT, work 40 hours a week, do another 20 hours of extra circulars, be on the honor roll, take only AP classes, have a 4.5 GPA just to have a CHANCE at being able to afford college. esp when avrage rich kids can go wherever the fuck they want with a subpar GPA and test scores. 

[coldasyou]

Hope all the dicks who commented about how they don’t want average people in higher education read about this college admissions scandal. You have average rich kids getting into the most competitive colleges in the country through explicit bribery (not even gonna get into how many more are able to get in through more discret means and just simple classism in the admissions process) meanwhile qualified poor students often can’t even afford to go to college but yeah great meritocracy we got here.

[pathesis]

bruuuhh WHAT IS THISSSS

[sneakyfeets]

cuphead

[thatisrad]

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

[girlsfrommars]

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

[anotherpapercut]

MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE

THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED

[vulgarswami-deactivated20140719]

Is your mother Spencer Shay

[vulgarswami-deactivated20140719]

[theroyalorphans-deactivated2017]

He just gets slowly less concerned

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