Just fuck me up.

hi my names paolo

[namequest]

I know they are real people, but everyone in the bon appétit test kitchen is an example of good character design

[scifi-fantasy-horror]

by  ömer tunç

[worstdoctorsyndrome]

Idk which plague doctor needs to hear this but no matter what anyone says, your knowledge of herbs is immense and your beak is huge

[mayor-teddy]

[nick-avallone]

Quarantine is going well

[ophida-in-herba]

Jesus fuck

[officialinternet]

I’m in tears 

[nick-avallone]

If u like tiktok I’m @nickagain! I have more vids I’ll be posting this week 🤓

[ne-on09]

FGO

2020.03

[constparameter]

婦長

[mittenfoot]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[parakeet]

I want filbert off of my island immediately.

[gayshire-crossing]

Filbert is right and we should listen to what he has to say

[paper-mario-wiki]

Filbert is the only bitch I respect.

[spoon-crossing]

Tommy neglected to inform me about the body

[franzkafkagf]

[andyoucallmeupagain]

What a year March has been

[leninisms]

it’s still march???

[picadreams]

Yup, we got another whole week of this nonsense.

[fluffygif]

Cutie puppies

[scarscribbles-archived]

it frickin WIMDY

[menentk]

[asterosian]

Do y’all know where the phrase “eat the rich” comes from or do you just repeat it cause you heard it elsewhere?

It’s not a bad thing, I just saw someone say “we never said who would eat the rich” and realized a lot of y’all might not have heard the full quote

It’s from Rousseau and it’s “When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich"

And, well, there’s a lot of people with nothing to eat…

[insanitysscribblings]

The poor cried,

"We are starving. There is no more bread, and we have nothing to eat."

The rich man said,

"Not my problem you don't work for your bread,"

as if he did not snatch away the grain by his own greedy hands and create filling bread for his own overflowing mouth.

The poor cried,

"We are dying. There is no more medicine, and we're all ill."

The rich man said,

"Not my problem you don't take care of yourselves,"

as if he did not buy all the medicine and raise prices so high

the gods themselves would not

be able to reach.

The poor people

stopped crying,

and the rich man was satisfied...

Until they came knocking at his door one night;

their faces were sunken,

their flesh decaying,

their eyes sightless.

They were monsters

of the rich man's

own making.

As they devoured his flesh,

the rich man cried,

"Please, spare me!"

The ravenous zombies said,

"Not our fault

you fattened yourself

for slaughter."

[bouncyirwin]

Holy fucking shit

[my-skin-is-darker-than-your-blog]

This is truly the best response ever.