pull the trigger, Wendy

here for a long time not for a good time 🪐 (charlie, commie, mommy, dyke, feminist, tired)

[ascabray-deactivated20220505]

Ernesto Che Guevara, Letters From Afar: The Congo And Bolivia, To My Children

[2087]

[monacellipress]

Jellyfish mosaic tile piece, Havana, Cuba. From Great Houses of Havana.

[no-rx]

@ all my vampire friends who worry they aren’t “real vampires”: you are vlad

[stimcourseisanevilbastard]

This sounds suspiciously aphobic or possibly terfy

[bipeoplearentyourpawns]

are you aware that you are responsible for the funniest post on this site

[cosmichorrorlesbians]

institutional access you don't have any more is a sort of dead wife

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[anxeious]

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

[reactionimagesdaily]

[midnightssea]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[lisamarie-vee]

[mitochondracula]

"hey would you be a dear for me and-"

waaaay ahead of you boss

[dogpuppy]

[striders]

making wetfood slop for the beasts and all three of them are weaving around my feet and desperately begging like “MOMMMM PLEASE GIVE US THAT WE LOVE THAT WE WANT IT PLEAAAAAAAAASE CAN WE HAVE IT” like. yeah guys i wasn’t planning on keeping it for myself i don’t think any of you have ever seen me decide to drink salmon pate soup out of your three individual cat bowls. but i guess you never know

[catasters]

[warl0ck-arts]

Perfection.

[pissbataille]

Anne Carson, Norma Jean Baker of Troy

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[steampunkforever]

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

[kraken17]

"That is Signal, the Last Follower of the Old Law."