Limfao

Some 27 y/o's nerd blog for blogging nerd things. Slowly becoming a horny on main blog, NSFW, so 18+ only please

[whitepeopletwitter]

[psychictoastmaker]

People in the comments being all bitter. As if the arts aren’t out here giving you a reprieve from all the shit y'all go through. As if the arts aren’t out here making sure you live a little bit instead of just surviving.

[miranova23]

[stunningpicture]

I took a panoramic photo at a concert and lights changed in the middle of it. This is the result

[sadistfied]

this literally looks like heaven and hell colliding

[valtsv]

"defenestrate" is one of my favorite words in the english language because it's just so damn specific. like there's only one situation you'll ever be able to use it in but you might as well be prepared just in case.

[valtsv]

[catsbeaversandducks]

“2018 was yet another fabulous year for WRN and its crew of amazingly dedicated volunteers. To date we have added 458 wildlife rehabilitators to our mailing list, with approximately 360 actively requesting nests. February 2019 marks our sixth anniversary of providing cozy and safe nests to wildlife rehabilitators around the world! The WRN project began in 2013, but in 2015 we introduced our Nest registration form which allowed us to record the nests our volunteers were sending out to the wildlife rehabilitators on our mailing list. We are extremely proud to announce that since the introduction of the form our incredible volunteers have distributed over 25,000 nests to wildlife rehabilitators in 14 countries!

If you would like to join us in our efforts in helping to provide nests to wildlife rehabilitators please visit our website for more details.

If you a wildlife rehabilitator and would like to receive nests from our network of volunteers, please email us at: [email protected] “

Via Wildlife Rescue Nests

[urgetocreate]

Lena Rivo, Cat in the Snow, 2022, Gouache on board

[pictures-of-dogs]

chilling with a sloppy style

[calware]

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

feel free to add on

[calware]

THIS ONE WINS

[sweet-soul-brotha]

[calware]

[calware]

oh you know

[calware]

[thesituation]

if i was a celebrity who knew other celebrities i’d do this all the time i’d intentionally trawl the underbelly of the internet to find this kind of weird shit to send them

[rosieberry]

happy hermeswol valentine’s day :)

[followrabbitmagick]

Happy Year of the Rabbit 🐇🐇

Did you miss me?

[k-eke]

When cats yawns they look terrifying, I love it.

[ajs-art]

hey, it's nobody's favorite guy!

[alexpdcl]

i like to think that it goes both ways

[catsbeaversandducks]

Via gatos fazendo gatices

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[unclebabie]

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

[cutedemonbabe]

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

[toward-stars]

Outlaw Star 星方武侠アウトロースター 

[spicymemesociety]

[hotvampireadjacent]

there’s a story in aesop’s fables, i think it is, about a human talking to a satyr or something. The satyr asks why the human is blowing on his hands during a snow storm and he says “to warm up” later inside the satyr asks the human why he’s blowing on the soup and the human says “to cool it down”

and the satyr has had enough and says “well I won’t have a guest that breaths cold air one moment and hot air the next” and tells the human to leave his house

[hotvampireadjacent]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

- Haa is hot because your breath is warm from your lungblood

- Hoo is cold because, while the air is still warm, you’re blowing it at a greater pressure by blowing it through a smaller hole, and the effect of the windchill is greater than the effect of the slight warmth in the air

[zeconster]

That story always pissed me off, because while people generally interpret it as “don’t be double-tongued” or “avoid those who are inconstant”, my interpretation was “satyrs are FUCKING STUPID”.

[elamarth-calmagol]

I cannot believe that is a real story