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okay, i got real fucked up last week and ordered a fuck ton of webkinz, which i thought was a mistake, until the first ones arrived and pud decided she absolutely fucking loved them

at first i just put em on her to see what shed do, which was nothing, so i decided to just leave her alone in my room for a bit. when i came back in later, she was doing this and i dead ass started crying

maliciousindungeon

UPDATE: another one came :'^)

When you’re an archaeologist with a set schedule, sometimes people really get to understand who you are

When I dug in France I always got a croissant at 0520 from the same exact place in Échemines. A week in, they had one lying on the counter for me by the time I walked in. By the second week I got the exact amount I’d pay in hand when I walked in, because they’d reliably have it ready. I made sure to tell the owners that I wasn’t returning on my last day of the dig.

uss-edsall

I may mention that every time I ordered in French. On my last day the owners gave me hugs and kindly told me to never speak in French again

bluemonkeydevil

They had your order ready so they wouldn’t have to hear you speak French 🤣

uss-edsall

OH, MOTHERFUCKER

official-kircheis

lost-carcosa

Albino raccoon

therobotmonster

Quick, spot the main character!

ayellowbirds

it’s so weird how much of a raccoon’s… raccoonness? is tied up in its pattern. This looks like a completely different animal, some sort of weird marsupial.