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it’s sasamyaa week on twitter except I only have tumblr </3

day 1 - friends

bonus:

I want niibashi and miyano to meet so bad. but to be fair if they were friends poor niibashi would have to deal with all the sasamyaa bs on top of kagihira.

#sasaki to miyano #sasaki and miyano #sasamyaa #sasamiya #miyano yoshikazu #niibashi juuya #ginger slander

fanficmaniatic

Every artist drawing Miyamoto Usagi with hair bangs in front is just proving my point that Yuichi Usagi is the superior Usagi and that his swagless look and and cringe personality are just too powerful.

he should get to kiss Rise! Leo on the mouth, your honor.

naughtygeek49

Listen I know he specified Geralt in the songs but you can't tell me that the other witchers didn't benefit from Jaskier's songs as well and so I just imagine one of them being in a pub and hearing 'burn butcher burn' and just going "what the fuck have you done Geralt" cause they know that their contracts are gonna go down big time

#lmaoooo #after burn butcher burn comes out the other witchers r like ‘as a witcher we do not claim him’#fucking who is ‘we’ nah man u r on ur own

penandinkprincess

OH MAN

OH MAN OH MAN

JASKIER GETTING CUTE AGGRESSION WHEN GERALT JUST DOES SOMETHING REALLY ADORABLE/TOUCHING

AND GERALT JUST. DOES NOT FUCKING UNDERSTAND WHY JASKIER SUDDENLY SMELLS ANGRY/AGGRESSIVE UNDERNEATH THE HAPPY/AFFECTIONATE SMELL.

on a hot day geralt puts his hair up in a ponytail and then makes a joke to jaskier and laughs at his own joke bc he’s a MORON and jaskier is like. grinding his teeth with the urge to not deck geralt bc of just oVERWHELMING cute aggression.

and geralt meanwhile is just so ???!!!

bard laughs and smells content but also smells ANGERY

skeleton-forest

Do Hizashi in this meme plz

I’ve never sweat this hard for a gag, and my hands hurt, but this was so worth it i’m crying hhhh

💙💛🧡

#fem!jaskier #genderbend #the witcher #i haven’t read/watched/played the witcher all i know is from geraskier fics #but damn i love women #jaskier had to be a man because as a woman she would b too powerful #and 1000% more feral

eunnieboo

another life

darkverrmin

you vs the guy he tells you not to worry about

teenagekingdomstarlight

Actually I love finding gay subtext in things, it’s like seeing gay shrimp colours and straight people are never going to experience it

memeclassheroes

ninjapancake314

schrodingers-blursed-kitty

@mama-germany

jedi-valjean

Move in together. Problem solved

broadwaytheanimatedseries

That witch hasn’t said a single word but im calling it now - Himbo.

Also yes move in together, platonically or romantically doesn’t matter, I’d watch the hell out of that wlw mlm solidarity fantasy sitcom anyway.

susiephone

A fair maiden knocks on the goth lady’s door and says she’s here to find love.

The goth sighs, points across the road and says, “Witch is over there. He doesn’t do love potions because consent but he might be able to make you prettier, although 90% of the time it turns out the spell didn’t do anything but make you more confident.”

The maiden blushes and sheepishly explains that she knows he’s the witch, she just talked to him and he sent her over here.

Goth looks over her shoulder to see the himbo witch standing outside his house giving her a grin and a double thumbs up.