[sighs dramatically]

I don't care.

[100493503004422]

me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault

[littleredwithabat-blog]

Oh, my god.

I literally can’t believe this. Am I asleep??? Is this some weird fever dream?? did I get caught by a Bakhtak ????? when will i wake up from this hale-ish nightmare

[sourfanghale]

The true nightmares here are your Hale puns.

[littleredwithabat-blog]

Uh, no?????? my hale puns???? are???? the absolute best?????????? it’s practically an art form, dude.

[sourfanghale]

Excessive question marks????? Don’t strengthen?????????? Your argument???????

[littleredwithabat-blog]

brb whilst i mountain ash my whole house. Why stop there?? I should mountain ash the whole street!

[sourfanghale]

Werewolves? Breaking into your house? It’s more likely than you think!

[littleredwithabat-blog]

Oh, my god.

I literally can’t believe this. Am I asleep??? Is this some weird fever dream?? did I get caught by a Bakhtak ????? when will i wake up from this hale-ish nightmare

[sourfanghale]

The true nightmares here are your Hale puns.

[tl-hoechlin]

[littleredwithabat-blog]

so uh hey, just curious here but, where in the loft do you keep your wifi router???? u kno, no reason, just asking. For a friend.

[sourfanghale]

I’ll just come meme you in person it can’t be stopped.

[littleredwithabat-blog]

brb whilst i mountain ash my whole house. Why stop there?? I should mountain ash the whole street!

[sourfanghale]

Werewolves? Breaking into your house? It’s more likely than you think!

[littleredwithabat-blog]

Listen, der, I was encouraging you in furthering your life with the wonders of high speed wifi!!!! I wasn’t encouraging you to start trying 2 antagonize me!!!! 

its all backfired

[sourfanghale]

Well, well, well, how the turntables.

[littleredwithabat-blog]

so uh hey, just curious here but, where in the loft do you keep your wifi router???? u kno, no reason, just asking. For a friend.

[sourfanghale]

I’ll just come meme you in person it can’t be stopped.

[littleredwithabat-blog]

im gunna come over there and cut off your wifi when youre not looking just you wait buddy

[sourfanghale]

I could have sworn you were encouraging this, once upon a time. It’s too late now… 

[littleredwithabat-blog]

Listen, der, I was encouraging you in furthering your life with the wonders of high speed wifi!!!! I wasn’t encouraging you to start trying 2 antagonize me!!!! 

its all backfired

[sourfanghale]

Well, well, well, how the turntables.

[littleredwithabat-blog]

[sourfanghale]

>:)

[littleredwithabat-blog]

im gunna come over there and cut off your wifi when youre not looking just you wait buddy

[sourfanghale]

I could have sworn you were encouraging this, once upon a time. It’s too late now... 

[littleredwithabat-blog]

id explain but ur blatant confusion is the best thing ive seen all week

[sourfanghale]

Just you wait. I’m slowly catching up on all this.

[littleredwithabat-blog]

[sourfanghale]

>:)

[littleredwithabat-blog]

Dude. Cmon. Your computers probably from the early 2000’s, you’re even more ancient, you gotta know what im referencing here!!

[sourfanghale]

I googled it and I’m still not even sure I understand. The internet is a dark place.

[littleredwithabat-blog]

id explain but ur blatant confusion is the best thing ive seen all week

[sourfanghale]

Just you wait. I’m slowly catching up on all this.

[littleredwithabat-blog]

The Derek Hale?? No Longer Easily Annoyed? It’s More Likely Than You Think!

[sourfanghale]

What? Why are you capitalizing everything.

[littleredwithabat-blog]

Dude. Cmon. Your computers probably from the early 2000’s, you’re even more ancient, you gotta know what im referencing here!!

[sourfanghale]

I googled it and I’m still not even sure I understand. The internet is a dark place.

[littleredwithabat-blog]

awww you’re just saying that so I dont try to ruin your day more than usual

[sourfanghale]

Maybe it’s not your game that’s changed, it’s me not getting so easily annoyed.

[littleredwithabat-blog]

The Derek Hale?? No Longer Easily Annoyed? It’s More Likely Than You Think!

[sourfanghale]

What? Why are you capitalizing everything.

[littleredwithabat-blog]

You mean im less annoying now?? dude, i gotta step up my game.

[sourfanghale]

You really don’t. Your game is fine.

[littleredwithabat-blog]

awww you’re just saying that so I dont try to ruin your day more than usual

[sourfanghale]

Maybe it’s not your game that’s changed, it’s me not getting so easily annoyed.

[sourfanghale]

You’re a dork.

[littleredwithabat-blog]

be still my heart

[sourfanghale]

Dork.

[littleredwithabat-blog]

wow what a romantic

[sourfanghale]

:|

[littleredwithabat-blog]

pfffft no you dont

[sourfanghale]

Yeah, you’re right. You probably antagonized me even more back then despite the fear.

[littleredwithabat-blog]

You mean im less annoying now?? dude, i gotta step up my game.

[sourfanghale]

You really don’t. Your game is fine.

[littleredwithabat-blog]

if i say yes will you punch me/otherwise maim or harm me?????

[sourfanghale]

I might be able to limit myself to exasperated eyeroll.

[littleredwithabat-blog]

oh well in that case then yep, i totally was.

[sourfanghale]

Sometimes I miss when you were still scared of me.

[littleredwithabat-blog]

pfffft no you dont

[sourfanghale]

Yeah, you’re right. You probably antagonized me even more back then despite the fear.

[littleredwithabat-blog]

whaaaaaaaaaat? idk what kinda idiot would do that

[sourfanghale]

A really sarcastic shit of an idiot.

[littleredwithabat-blog]

there you go, being all sweet again. I don’t think i can handle all this sweet talking at once dude

[sourfanghale]

You’re a dork.

[littleredwithabat-blog]

be still my heart

[sourfanghale]

Dork.