Sour Tomato

The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but its still on my list.

[ask-2pnothuman]

[ask-2pnothuman]

“Oh cool, do you have any kind of job?”

[little-mermaid-gabby]

“My family is pretty high in class so I main responsibility is learning my role in society.”

[sourtomato-blog]

“Oh…wow uh…I guess that makes you the lady and me the tramp…” He chuckled softly and scratched the back of his head. “Oh you, you probably don’t get that joke actually…”

[little-mermaid-gabby]

“Does tramp refer to a male? Because a lady is female….right?”

[sourtomato-blog]

“Well lady is also sort of a tittle for a woman who’s higher class.” He shrugged. “Tramp…tramp can be used for male or female, but generally means lower class person. Like, pretty much the lowest class you could think of…above slave though.”

[ask-2pnothuman]

[ask-2pnothuman]

“Oh cool, do you have any kind of job?”

[little-mermaid-gabby]

“My family is pretty high in class so I main responsibility is learning my role in society.”

[sourtomato-blog]

“Oh…wow uh…I guess that makes you the lady and me the tramp…” He chuckled softly and scratched the back of his head. “Oh you, you probably don’t get that joke actually…”

[why-so-searios]

[aconfusedbird]

[audio transcription: bird pushes through the door and begins laughing like a super-villain] 

[artsja-a]

blurds

[yarnophile]

tittyrants *points aggressively*

[becausebirds]

*cackles*

[sourtomato-blog]

I feel like this birds owner is a legit evil villain  that has kill many people, but when he laughs it's nerdy and hard to take him seriously, so he trained this bird to laugh for him.

[kari-morano-blog]

Visit Original Link

[prisma-lunar]

Teen Titans Theme Song

Left Ear: Japanese, Right Ear: English

[gaaaaaaayyy-deactivated20170214]

THIS SHOULDVE BEEN THE FUCKING THEME SONG

[alexfierroaf]

i caNT BREATHE

[kuhseem]

My lord. The sound is better than I imagined.

[zootytang]

YOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[thevirgheaux]

CAN WE PLEASE BRING BACK THE ORIGINAL???

[sourtomato-blog]

I'm wondering when they'll bring this sucker into it XD

[thefashionistasnerd]

[sourtomato-blog]

Selfie Fables by Simona Bonafrini

THAT ONE OF MERLIN THOUGH!!

[beyoncebeytwice]

states that dont exist

[sourtomato-blog]

titanite-crows:

coolcat101s:

titanite-crows:

beyoncebeytwice:

delaware

idaho

iowa

maine

new hampshire

both carolinas

both dakotas

ohio

wyoming

As a resident of Ohio, it indeed is a farce.

It’s more than that… It’s a trick-a trap!

Don’t visit Ohio! Once you come to Ohio for a prolonged period, you live there forever. Save yourse

Accept your fate, you are an Ohioan now.

Here! Have some buckeyes! They’re Delicious I swear!

Welcome to Ohio, I hope you enjoy your stay, after all you’ll be here for a long time

We only dine on corn, buckeyes, and raw deer. After you’ve been trapped in ohio long enough you get used to it. The tannic acid in the buckeyes slowly melts you from inside until you disolve and your body is poured into the void but ya know. Same old same old. Go bucks! OH-IO

But...but you people buy our potatoes...you call them IDAHOS...what are we if not a state? apart of Canada? ;A;

WHERE DO YOU THINK YOUR HEART-ATTACK INDUCING MICKY-D'S GET THEIR FAMOUS GOLDEN LOCKS OF FRIES? GERMANY?! THEY PUT SO MUCH PRESERVATIVES IN IT I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF THEY COULD MAKE THE TRIP FROM THERE INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM!

Maybe Ya'll don't notice us cause no major crimes happen here...that's cause MOST OF US CARRY GUNS WITH NO LICENSE NEEDED CAUSE THERES NOTHING LIKE *BEEP*-ING HOME SECURITY I LIVE LITERALLY TWO BLOCKS FROM A GUN SHOP WE'RE SHAPED AS A GUN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!

is that why you all hate us? ;A; cause we stand with our neighbor Mr. Rogers behind the second amendment...?

SORRY FOR BEING SO QUIET AND UNOTICABLE!!

[allbirbs-blog]

[sourtomato-blog]

He looks like he's wearing a green coat with tails, orange pants, a white shirt and orange scarf....and maybe a black hat

[kurokaze]

[sourtomato-blog]

Hello everyone~ Askbox open!

 (Everyone please be nice, I'm so very new at this thing. The new tablet, new program, and ask blog...)

[nuocmamboi]

Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.

[sourtomato-blog]

If you don’t reblog this, you are on duty to get the cookies off the top shelf. You have been notified.

5'6...and there's a reason I learned how to climb trees ^^

[chervenkotka]

Simple Comic Panel Tutorial 

please kindly visit my PATREON page  ^^

[sourtomato-blog]

Yay panels!!

[frist--xvi]

Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.

“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”

[keelre-deactivated20151002]

You’re telling me, a man in a luigi mask

[witchelny]

tuck in baby

[redmedic-moved]

it all started in new jersey

[miserycord-deactivated20160225]

scrom scrom

[clownblood-moved-blog]

“uuuuhuhhhhuu i just smoked AWUALL of FUKAWMIS WEED AWUUWW SHIT, AWUUEE SHIT”

[nuesama]

Marisa and I went for a walk and saw a disposable camera.

[daisy-butler-deactivated2015072]

strangerly

[edgeworthie]

“I’m more thirsty than anything”

[gay-but-not-for-pay]

NOOT NOOT,

[spiral-parade]

A U S T R A L I A

[h4kutaku]

IS THAT…. TWO CHAINS?

w/ enma-koi

[connercant]

“She’s like the human embodiment of ‘My Immortal’” professorpryde breeze-y

[neostrophic-deactivated20160124]

s'fuckin nASTY

[ask-irl-french-jean-deactivated]

“And you, do you have any limits?”

[himbohux]

Is that shinji ikari

[thylaciness]

THAT’S THE WRONG KIND OF CLAM

[marinaqua]

Da coconut nut is a big, big nut…

[sonic-euphonium]

BEE’S PENIS

[twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck-dea]

BONKERS *pwaaampwaampwaam*

[goldfishp]

UNDERGROUND

[scrungass]

YOU’RE A NICE ONE

[foxyjoy]

Gorgeous~ *sugar goes everywhere*

[sourtomato-blog]

Berk kerk herpa derp Hurdy gurdy Quack quack!

[myreticentvale-deactivated20231]

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

[magickowl]

why has this not got any notes 

[councilmandexhart]

a middle school girl commited suicide here a few days ago..she was 14..

[willwin92]

my followers know who this is for.

[schlembabe-deactivated20180118]

two of my close friends attempted multiple times

[katdiamandis]

i attempted around this time last year. keep this going.

[cassiebones]

Today, personally, this is for Robin Williams.

But for today, and every day, it is for anybody who has ever lost anybody to suicide and anybody who has been lost themselves.

I know it probably doesn’t help, but I am so, so sorry.

RIP

[thecooltamar]

Reblogging this twice and this should have way more notes

[memories-left-abandoned]

Words do no justice to how much I miss you, I’ll see you soon though x

[sk8rz]

If you see this on your dashboard, and are thinking of commuting suicide, please don’t. If you think killing yourself is a good thing, or that no one loves you. Just think of your best friend who would have to sit alone at lunch every day. Or your dog who will never get to lick your hand again. Or your cat who will never have their head petted by you again. What about your favorite family member? Your nice aunt who secretly gives you candy behind your parent/guardians back. Or your grandpa who is super nice to you and accepts you for who you are. Think of all of the new books you’ll never get to read. Think of all of the new seasons of your favorite TV show you never get to watch. Think of all of the wonderful fluffy smutty fanfics waiting for you to find them. Think of all of the new records that are going to be produced by your favorite band.

Think of everything that makes you happy. That make life just a little less shitty. Everything that makes you a little more happy. Write those things down on pieces of paper, and when you think killing yourself is a good idea, read those pieces of paper again, and again, and again, until you want to stay here on Earth.

[twerkinglucifer]

^^^^^^

[beep-beep-trigger-deactivated20]

all i read was the first one and i just started crying.

[sourtomato-blog]

My younger cousin shot himself a couple weeks ago. No one has any idea Why. He was never depressed or anything. Miss you Chad.

[kazoohira-miller]

American woodcock struttin’ and shakin’ his stuff with bonus rump shake loop.

(x)

[sourtomato-blog]

I was watching cops with the theme song playing in the background  as this bird walk down the way with such moves.

[thingsonhazelshead]

This shopping bag made a delightful hat.

[sourtomato-blog]

My complements from me to you on this your most intriguing hat, Consider though this substitute, a giraffe in place of this old bag~

https://www.etsy.com/listing/126118868/dog-hat-giraffe-made-to-order

[sourtomato-blog]

So my friend said something along the lines of feeding her character chocolate covered strawberries, and this character's nickname was strawberry from his pink hair, so when she said that this is what came to my mind

[ask-hitman-jones]

((I wish I could make a cool video thing but I only have iMovie….))

[sourtomato-blog]

That's more than I have, I only have MS paint... ;^;