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: ̗̀➛ they/them | 18 ✿ ⊹ ⊹ I ‪‪❤︎‬ my GF (Andrew Minyard)

[danielhowell]

we are standing by to launch something BIG - if you want to be the first to know what we announce [sign up here👀 ]

[all-the-dips-and-pips]

reblog this post and i’ll assign you a dnp video based on ur account’s vibes

[pangur-and-grim]

I think some of the loneliness of autism is that you feel like you hurt people just by Interacting Wrong, but you don’t know how to Interact Right, and the more effort you put into it, the more exhausted you are and the more artificial it comes across (with the end result of people still being upset with you). and it’s not anyone’s fault for not liking Being Interacted With Wrong, and it’s not your fault for doing it so wrong, but it is very, very lonely.

[philsgirlinprague]

They're sick in the head

[tothebasementpeopletothebasement]

important moments from the male podcast i listen to

[phight-club]

dan and phil: we don’t want to see the shit our fans are doing on the internet. stay in your containment zones, you phreaks.

also dan and phil: here’s a graphic drawing of us fucking we actively sought out by browsing through the #phanart tag.

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[lilyblisslys]

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

[alden-yaps-again]

I am naming these two masterpieces "joy of lesbianism" and "confusion of straightness"

[manofmoth]

i expect to see 100 phan art depictions of this look on my desk by tomorrow morning.

[bleachblondephil]

oh fuck off

[sunchildsatoru]

wants that cookie so bad he’s eating the dough raw

[bleachblondephil]

gifting your mother in law back the wine she got you four months ago might be top ten most humiliating moments of the 17 year situationship family interactions

[phautist]

@danielhowell @amazingphil psssssst

[sourweii]

Was rewatching the first hard launch episode and since i last watched dit when it first came out, I have been told that I have what are basically, *adult* chronic night terrors, similar to that of what dan is talking about w the man in the room, and they are, in fact, a result of generalized anxiety 😭

[alden-yaps-again]

why do they look like they are going to tell me something I won't like but trying to ease into the topic?

[girldan-pip]

dan and phil after spending the whole 32 and a half minutes of the philm club episode saying the most devastating things anyone has ever heard

[m-azing1]

As a queer phannie for 10 years at this point, hearing Phil talk about how Shane and Ilya still weren’t safe to be affectionate in the empty stairwell of Shane’s own building because someone could hack into the cctv footage made me actually feel physically ill bc oh my god

[californiannostalgia]