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: ̗̀➛ they/them | 18 ✿ ⊹ ⊹ I ‪‪❤︎‬ my GF (Andrew Minyard)

[sourweii]

WDYM THE RESULTS OF THE PIGGY BACK RIDE PHOTO ARE INTERESTING?? WDYM YOU MIGHT NEVER SHARE IT???

[sourweii]

what is an appropriate time to get to the venue when you have a gen admission ticket??

[sleepyeepy]

that first ‘mr and mr hard’ during the pre shows of the hr tour is gonna hit like heroine

[sourweii]

any san Francisco phannies looking for ppl to go see the sept 13th show with 🥹🥹😓

[danielhowell]

we are standing by to launch something BIG - if you want to be the first to know what we announce [sign up here👀 ]

[all-the-dips-and-pips]

reblog this post and i’ll assign you a dnp video based on ur account’s vibes

[pangur-and-grim]

I think some of the loneliness of autism is that you feel like you hurt people just by Interacting Wrong, but you don’t know how to Interact Right, and the more effort you put into it, the more exhausted you are and the more artificial it comes across (with the end result of people still being upset with you). and it’s not anyone’s fault for not liking Being Interacted With Wrong, and it’s not your fault for doing it so wrong, but it is very, very lonely.

[philsgirlinprague]

They're sick in the head

[tothebasementpeopletothebasement]

important moments from the male podcast i listen to

[phight-club]

dan and phil: we don’t want to see the shit our fans are doing on the internet. stay in your containment zones, you phreaks.

also dan and phil: here’s a graphic drawing of us fucking we actively sought out by browsing through the #phanart tag.

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[lilyblisslys]

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

[alden-yaps-again]

I am naming these two masterpieces "joy of lesbianism" and "confusion of straightness"

[manofmoth]

i expect to see 100 phan art depictions of this look on my desk by tomorrow morning.

[bleachblondephil]

oh fuck off

[sunchildsatoru]

wants that cookie so bad he’s eating the dough raw

[bleachblondephil]

gifting your mother in law back the wine she got you four months ago might be top ten most humiliating moments of the 17 year situationship family interactions

[phautist]

@danielhowell @amazingphil psssssst