What? Oh, hey

She/they - I mostly just talk about whatever I want on here, expect fandom obsessions to recur

[blueisconfused]

wesper shared playlist where jesper physically cannot stop adding terrible songs from the 2010s and wylan keeps taking them off because he knows jesper is just adding them for the bit

one day jesper adds one back and wylan doesn’t notice until later. that night jesper is in the kitchen and he hears someone go, “jes,” in an extremely calm voice.

he looks up to see wylan in the hallway. “yes, wy?” he says.

wylan doesn’t say anything, just presses a button and fixes jesper with a very pissed-off glare as “raining tacos” starts blasting over a speaker.

jesper wants to laugh so badly but he’s a little terrified because wylan is genuinely fuming at this.

and then the song ends and wylan just turns around and leaves and jesper’s like “???”

(wylan, meanwhile, has added several songs that he’s thought a lot on. he has explanations for each, saying stuff like “the percussion here reminds me of you, and when the strings add onto it that’s like the time we…” etc etc.

jesper thinks it’s lovely. he then proceeds to add 20 copies of the gummy bear song)

[goldenaltar]

concept: no astrophage au where eridians and humans still make first contact but like, properly. a whole diplomatic mission meeting in the middle of space to save travel time. stratt is humanity's greatest representation. the eridian equivalent is equally as scary and secretly soft. it's all very star trek.

but rocky and grace put the whole diplomacy thing in jeopardy by being too best buddy with it. like they're both really low level members of the mission. some engineer necessary for ship maintenance, and an obligatory molecular biologist they brought along in case they found more alien cells out in space. and these two guys like, somehow keep ending up hanging out essentially "at the back of the classroom." consistently left out of the actually important negotiations, and well, they're bored!

grace steals some laptops and starts jury-rigging his own personal translator for rocky, despite the fact that the official translation software is way quicker to learn and much more nuanced. rocky starts learning english, simplifies his eridian, and immediately starts mocking grace for needing the software. they start blabbing to each other about all the weird quirks of their respective cultures and advanced science their planets can do. the whole time they are ribbing each other about culture stuff. grace eats in front of rocky. rocky forces grace to sleep in a corridor somewhere so he can keep watch.

then stratt and the eridian leader find out and it's like

stratt: you. you've been meeting in private with a member of the eridian deligation?

grace: ... yyyes.

stratt: and you shared with them classified scientific documents?

grace: i... maybe gave him. a laptop. he's so smart! what was i supposed to do?

stratt: HIM? you've assigned male pronouns to a genderless species?

grace: he said he likes to match!

stratt: do you even know the name of this eridian?!

grace: i call him rocky :)

stratt: 😰

then on rocky's side of things it's like

eridian leader: sorry did you say you called the human after one of its digestive noises?

rocky: yeah :)

eridian leader: and. you've been telling it about how to make xenonite. one of our most vital trading resources.

rocky: yes yes, grace is very ignorant about basic chemistry 🙄

eridian leader: right. and you watch it sleep. despite the fact that all the human beings we have spoken to have described this as a cultural violation?

rocky: well he didn't like it at first but he came around!!

anyway both sides of the delegation are sweating profusely (metaphorically speaking) until they see rocky and grace in action and are like ohh! they're both freaks. we are not to blame for this. these two are just really bad at navigating cultural norms.

cut to grace curled up with rocky while he sleeps like a baby.

[godownjustlikebloodymary]

I want to write and AU where Grace is still a teacher on Earth, but he also gets certified to teach adult education classes. So he volunteers to do a GED class every semester. And maybe Simon was raised in a religious cult who only did homeschooling, but he managed to escape. So a social worker helps him get signed up for a GED class so he can try to catch up on the education he was deprived of. Maybe Grace is teaching that class 👀 when I finish my WIP in my other fandom, I might need to get on that one.

[southdiamond89blogging]

Y'all I need help, I once saw a bloodymary tumblr post about an au where Grace, alongside teaching middle schoolers, gets a cert for adult education, and uses that to volunteer to teach GED classes, and Simon, who recently escaped the Cult of Eden, decides to pursue his education and ends up in Grace's class. PLEASEEEE tell me someone's seen this post

[southdiamond89blogging]

Nvm I found it in MY OWN REBLOGS

[southdiamond89blogging]

Y'all I need help, I once saw a bloodymary tumblr post about an au where Grace, alongside teaching middle schoolers, gets a cert for adult education, and uses that to volunteer to teach GED classes, and Simon, who recently escaped the Cult of Eden, decides to pursue his education and ends up in Grace's class. PLEASEEEE tell me someone's seen this post

[starlightxraven]

Nobody needs AI to search the Internet, court says in ruling against Google

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

[appalachian-werewolf]

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

[mrsjdavis]

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

[newbarktownalumni]

[juanaa-ii]

In another universe, Mike would’ve been a kick-ass secretary. Not Harvey’s secretary but like some CEO’s secretary because I’m sure you don’t need a college degree for that (or maybe you do?)

It’d be a cool story. Harvey decides, ultimately, he can’t risk hiring Mike and lets him go after the cops are gone. Even gives him his business card and tells Mike that if he ever needs any help, he’d take his case pro-bono.

Mike is sullen but goes back to bike riding deliveries. The CEO just had his secretary walk out on him and he’s down on his luck, looking for someone competent. In comes this smart know-it-all kid who not only memorized the layout of his firm enough to deliver his package promptly, but also knows just from a glance at the documents that the CEO shouldn’t take a deal he was just about to sign.

And Mike goes on this whole tangent about how terrible the deal is and this CEO is baffled and thinks ‘I want this guy’ and then Mike spills his whole life story again (Because obviously) and the CEO is like ‘you’re hired, you don’t need a college degree for this job’.

And it’s a rough week, adjusting to his new boss and his coworkers but while he isn’t rising so much in social situations, he’s certainly even brighter then CEO hoped for.

And, biggest kicker? The CEO is recently signed off as a client of Pearson Hardman. Or, particularly, as Harvey Spector’s client.

The whole point of this tangent wasn’t about Harvey or Jessica or Louis. It was actually about Donna. I think the two of them would’ve been great friends if Mike was a secretary. Mike would’ve been like Donna. He’s terrifying but unlike Donna, he’s completely oblivious to it. Donna reads people but Mike memorizes images and conversations. His visual and auditory skills scares the others. When he asks for something, you do it because you don’t know if he has dirt on you and you don’t know if he’s seen what you did in the bathroom or if he’s heard the conversation you had in the break room.

Mike just thinks the others are very kind workers.

Now that I think about it…what if Mike was Louis’s secretary?? Oh lord.

[godownjustlikebloodymary]

I want to write and AU where Grace is still a teacher on Earth, but he also gets certified to teach adult education classes. So he volunteers to do a GED class every semester. And maybe Simon was raised in a religious cult who only did homeschooling, but he managed to escape. So a social worker helps him get signed up for a GED class so he can try to catch up on the education he was deprived of. Maybe Grace is teaching that class 👀 when I finish my WIP in my other fandom, I might need to get on that one.

[southdiamond89blogging]

I have been brought down the Bloodymary rabbit hole

[mutinsfromthemoon]

shane without the weight of the secrecy and carrying a whole team on his back is playing way better with the centaurs. and it’s insane, if everyone thought he was already the better player in the league, he’s now definitely on a whole new level. and he’s doing well in the second line, luca haas is a generational talent so he can keeping up with shane easily, better than when pike was his winger. and shane of course is always complimenting luca and staying after practice to train extra with him so both of them can become a deadly duo — not better than the hollanov power play of course, shane and ilya are basically one entity when they play together. and you always know when shane is hyping up luca cus baby boy is more red than the red of centaurs uniform. luca is in heaven, he can play with his idols and they think he’s good? oh baby boy is always giddy going to every practice. so yeah every team in the league is fucked

[goodmagicianproperthief]

because wylan grew up an isolated kid i feel like he goes through a phase where he asks kaz to teach him all the kerch childhood games (which kaz takes very seriously) and over time wylan starts accumulating scrapes on his hands and knees, bruises, one day he even comes back with a bloody nose and when jesper asks where he got it from he just starts laughing uncontrollably because for the first time in his life he can say the marks on his body are from memories of pure, unadulterated joy

[taumoebros]

hello! thank you guys so much for all the support throughout the biodome neighbors comic series. I’m really glad to see it being enjoyed as much as I enjoy creating it!

Lastly, below is a list of the series in order.

If you see any (especially uncredited) reposts or spam/bot accounts posting my art — please tag or message me, block, and report it.

Thank you so much once again for the support, if you have any questions about the series or anything: please don’t hesitate to drop it in my ask box : )!

TABLE OF CONTENTS :

VOL 1:

Mysterious Next Door Neighbors

Step Two in Introducing Your Pets Humans

Clearing the Air

Pre-Meeting Contact

An Open Door Tunnel

Finally Face to Face

VOL 2:

Waking Up In Unfamiliar Environments (again)

[lana-is-reading]

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i want it known that in my sketch notes the part where ryland coughs up a tree is noted down as "*butterfly meme* is this hanahaki?"

i swear they're this 👌 close to figuring out what the fuck the tree wants him to do

part 1, part 2, part 3, part 3.5, part 4

[g-rsavestars]

What if among the reasons Colt doesn’t want Ryland to meet Tom is because Colt knows that Ryland made himself kinda well known in college for being a brat tamer and Ryder is a brat among brats. The issue is Ryland would have a habit of getting attached and his partner would leave him because they weren't really into him outside of the taming. So after a while Ryland stopped because he just kept getting heartbroken.

But now... Now Colt is watching as Tom Ryder struts up to Ryland with that cocky walk of his and Colt can see that hint of a spark come back to Ryland's eye and he's stressed and worried because there's no way Ryland's coming out of this okay.

This is all to say ex-brat tamer Ryland who is about to come out of retirement for one last brat.

[kyri45]

Guards! Put the blond man in spandex in situations!

Welcome to the Star Spider Grace AU Pilot! Here’s the previous Initial concepts . Me & Sam have been brewing this concept and now we’re both into too deep. Dunno how many chapters I will draw but anyway-

NEXT (ISSUE #1 / ISSUE#2 (already on my ko-Fi!)

Fics inspired by this concept:

Project Evolution by @sam-i-am-27 : THE fic. Sam and I have been coming out with most of the concepts together (both for the comic and the fic) but this is their own work so go check them out! Since we draw/write each at our own pace some stuff are/will be different.

Your Graceful, Neighbourhood Spiderman by @var1an-onl1n3

Friendly Neighborhood Star-Spider by Daisy_yellow

Uncover: to lay bare, disclose, reveal by @foxinsheepsclothing-ao3

Darn it, let’s do this one final time! By @therivergirl

One and Only Star-Spider by Finding_7th

With Great Power by overarainbow

Your Friendly Neighbourhood Astrophage by S0me_Idi0t

If you find more let me know! I'm only tagging those who explicitly credited me, as there are other spiderman AU fics on ao3 not necessarely related to my version

[inkyrainstorms]

All I want is a fic where Simon meets Ryland and Rocky and his reaction amounts to jumping up and down and cheering “I WAS RIGHT!!! SUCK IT EDEN!!! I WAS RIGHT!!!!!! You bastards don’t know SHIT!!!!!!!”

please it would be so funny. Simon “no one on Eden likes to think this way but doesn’t it make more sense if a few spaceships disappeared instead of everything else” iron lung is feeling SO vindicated what.

Grace 🤝 Simon <- having an unpopular theory bc you questioned something everyone else blindly believed

[royalhandmaidens]

sometimes i think about the history of coffee culture in islam and how it spread like it’s so funny

discovered by sufis who decided it was a miracle from Allah since it allowed them to stay up late into the night for night worship

miracle beans = UNLIMITED DHIKR

cue scholars debating for years about whether it’s haram or halal and if it should be classified as an ‘intoxicant’ or not

fast forward to 16th century ottoman empire, where a woman had the legal right to divorce her husband if he failed to provide her with enough coffee

europeans called it the “mohammaden gruel” or “devil’s drink” bc they believed it to be a “bitter invention of satan and his followers”

fast forward to pope clement viii finally giving in and tasting it to see what the hype is about and then stating: “This Satan’s drink is so delicious that it would be a pity to let the infidels have exclusive use of it.”

pope clement viii then proceeds to BAPTIZE THE COFFEE BEANS

[royalhandmaidens]

the tags on this post are some of the funniest i’ve ever seen in my notifications but this one made me choke on my Mohammedan Gruel

[royalhandmaidens]

GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE