[jeanprouvaires]

in el tango de roxanne when the narcoleptic argentinian goes “ROOOOOOXANNE” and ewan mcgregor is like “WHYYYYY DOES MY HEART CRY” and the violins are just freaking out in the background that’s the most intense moment in film history

[janeplease]

They’re about to fight to the death

[soup-erb]

this post can only be reblogged if

you agree its kinda fucked up how a goblet is a cup and not a tiny goblin 

[glossierhateblog-deactivated201]

straight man: she’s so pretty and i love her smile.

me turning to my friends to translate what he said into Gay: dskjdsdhsluds…… She……..

my friends: worm…….

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

Hozier if you’re reading this I am ready to get hurt again

[sbubbyeatfreef]

[wheresmyphonemp3]

[jodiefoster]

I’m not even a real person during the last two weeks of semester this bitch empty yeet

[vesface]

imagine if you invited someone to your house and they demanded you buy a couch to make them come. what the fuck.

[southwatertribe]

My friend: what're you smiling about ;)

Me: nothing

My head: tutant meenage neetle teetles

[petitebabyslut]

[half-black-phillip]

This video has been ruling my life

[shesheistyy-deactivated20250330]

So what’s the song

[dinuguan]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[toastyhat-deactivated20180203]

[adhdalistair]

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

its human nature to want a bunch of small jars

[sunfortune]

do u ever just take off your glasses bc youre tired of seeing things

[luvyouforever-deactivated201810]

[dreadianz]

isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

[teamrocketing]

i get heated when people feel the need to go out of their way to tell me astrology/tarot etc are fake. yes i know. here’s a concept though.. literally everything in the world is fake. Everything. Things only work because you believe in them. Money? fake. The government? Fake. businesses? fake! your name? fake! nothing is real except life and death so let me have fun with my Magic Cards™