SoylentOrange: Made of Sexy

Writing, games, squishy fun

[paperruins]

you need to make more self-indulgent art btw. hyper-specific self-indulgent niche shit that appeals to You Specifically and maybe nobody else will get it or even like it but that's the point.

[josephbrassey]

“Haha remember when murder-hornets were gonna be a thing? What a nothingburger.”

Yes, because the Washington state government activated like a sleeper-cell and ruthlessly, systematically hunted them down and annihilated them.

“Y2K came to nothing amirite?”

Yes because an army of software engineers working around the clock, losing sleep, and busting ass till the last minute prevented it from happening.

“Remember the hole in the ozone layer?”

You mean the one that was fixed through rigorous world wide government action?

One of the root problems of our society is a refusal or inability by media to articulate that all those “it’s gonna be an apocalypse” disasters were not disasters because we collectively did something about them.

The good news is this is actually quite correctable. I maintain my firm belief that we as humans are capable of solving almost all of our problems, when we decide to do so.

And I still think that’s going to happen. I don’t know when or how, but I do know that abandoning hope won’t help bring it about.

And I refuse to let the cynics own a chunk of my heart.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by zdemian

[rwbyhyperverse]

A shame we never got the BOVID-19 Virus instead, the world would have been a better place…

[crypttrader]

Kink rating - reality rewrite

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK Yes! | Oh god you don’t even know |

Honestly? almost to the even higher category.

I fuckin' love reality rewrite stuff. It's so cash. Only reason its not in the higher category is it's not necessary to get off, but I still actively seek it out. Super hot, but like... it's an additional element to be weaved into something already super hot. Like when you put a layer of dark chocolate ganache between two layers of chocolate cake. So fuckin good.

I feel there aren't enough stories that use unaware reality rewrite stuff.

[daisycowgirls]

reblog to make both your and previous blog's boobs grow 🩷

boobs boobs boobs

[crypttrader]

Please

I need this.

[depsidase]

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[diaryofandnwoman]

[un-monstre]

Hate it when TikTok farm cosplayers and cottagecore types say stuff like "I'm not going to use modern equipment because my grandmothers could make do without it." Ma'am, your great grandma had eleven children. She would have killed for a slow cooker and a stick blender.

[un-monstre]

I’ve noticed a sort of implicit belief that people used to do things the hard way in the past because they were tougher or something. In reality, labor-saving devices have historically been adopted by the populace as soon as they were economically feasible. No one stood in front of a smoky fire or a boiling pot of lye soap for hours because they were virtuous, they did it because it was the only way to survive.

[jimmythejiver]

Taking these screenshots from Facebook because they make you log in and won't let you copy and paste:

[soylentorange]

Complete Working Girl eBook live!

All right, after eighteen years of work, the official Working Girl eBook is live! Over 194,000 words of breast and ass expansion, plus other expansions (lips, belly, etc.) tossed in as garnish! Any plugs, reblogs, or announcements anyone could make would be helpful and appreciated.

https://ebbooks.itch.io/juggalos

Working Girl is being published IN FULL! ebbooks.itch.io/juggalos Along with the expansive finale of the Juggalos story, there'll be a pack

[quasi-normalcy]

Everyone should have the right to alter their body however they see fit.

Everyone should have the right to live in whatever country they choose.

Everyone should have to right to food, shelter, clean drinking water, public transportation, education, and healthcare.

[teaboot]

I hate that thing some people do where it's like. "I left my wallet on the table to see if you'd say anything" or "I wanted to see if you'd wash the car if I stopped doing it"

Cause like

I dont know about anyone else

But I am perpetually hovering three inches above the strong subconscious belief that everyone knows what they're doing at all times except me, so if you change your normal patterns and I notice, then I will assume it is an intentional choice with a thought-out plan behind it and I will avoid interfering

And if I don't notice, because I won't, because why would I, because not much bothers me and if you don't say anything to indicate you are bothered then how would I KNOW

[teaboot]

Alternatives to experimenting on me like a lab rat when you suspect me of being inconsiderate:

"I feel like I'm the only one who does this chore. Can we start taking turns?"

"I'd like you to ask me how I'm doing more often."

"It bothers me when this area stays messy so long. Can you do X when Y happens?"

"I feel like the onus is on me to initiate X, and it's wearing me down. Could you try making the first move more? Like 3-4 times a week?"

"I'm feeling upset right now and I'd like to spend some time with you."

"When X happens, I feel like you're taking my work for granted."

"I'm feeling neglected. Could you do X?"

"I'm burnt out and need help."

"I feel like I'm the only one putting effort into X."

"Do you notice this?"

"Are you bothered by this?"

"I am bothered when this happens."

"X habit of yours bothers me."

"When X is like this, I feel bad. Can you [action] when you notice X?"

[hug-your-face]

[crypttrader]

Purged everything from my Twitter. The account persists to point people over toward here.

(Nearly) every tweet, retweet, and comment has been permanently deleted.

this is all in light of Twitter’s recent ToS change.

Took me most of the day to go through with the purge. Depressing seeing all of that disappear bit by bit.

I’ll be Bluesky, still. crypttrader.bsky.social

[crypttrader]

Joy to the World - Christmas Special

A wish upon a Christmas star yields recursive results.

Available to read on DeviantArt & Fur Affinity

Those without DA or FA accounts can read the story on CryptPad

Patrons of the $5 Wanderer tier, or higher, can view the full draft document. The document includes all drafts, outlines, and editorial notes. Get access on Patreon!

[onlytiktoks]

[cubeyqb]

Necroepilogos fanart: Iriko is trying to communicate with zombies via her beautiful pseudopod puppet.

[shamebats]

[soylentorange]

Far more useful than the gestapo.