Disorganization Central

clueless gay • sapphic • they/he • 21 • absolute nerd • anxious bitch with ADHD • maybe a touch of the ‘tism • sad boi hour is every hour in this house baby ♉️♓️♌️

[snowywarmthkuya]

i fucking hate fruit flies literally get out of my face im not a fruit

[snowywarmthkuya]

wait.

[chapeldean]

i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin

[chapeldean]

[notavalidblognamebut]

This thread under the post is the funniest thing I've seen today

[microweave]

shout out to the drag queen last night who started the show with “ladies, gentlemen, and those of us who know better’

[molive-0]

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

[headspace-hotel]

Don't give me more ideas for becoming an evil scientist...

[c3rvida3]

*goes to egg your house but I find out you're vegan so I ¼ cup of unsweetened applesauce your house instead*

[lilou-the-world-builder]

[onemillionwordsofcrap]

^^^

[greelin]

sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is

[mobydyke]

I think sitting on the floor of the ocean for a few hours would fix me

[mobydyke]

I should be a shipwreck

[godisafujoshi]

I want to shut up forever but I’m always thinking of more dumb shit to say

[calliopeorgans]

starting a collection

[smallnico]

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

[bloedgetuige]

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

[bloedgetuige]

EATING MY CHARGER

[feastofsnakes]

hey sorry for getting really pissy at you earlier because I could hear you chewing. see I have a condition called [remembers pathologizing my behavior is unhelpful] it's actually because I hate you, specifically,

[bananaquilava]

In britain, you can't just call someone a "guy" or "dude" anymore. Because of bloke.

[stuckinapril]

i said it was my favorite piece of media that i’ve hyperfixated on since the tender age of 12 and have not let go of since. i didnt say it was a Good piece of media

[stuckinapril]

“what do you like about it so much?” the fact that it cocooned me like a tender wool blanket during my vulnerable teenage years. next question

[tentacleteapot]

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

[bimbogollum]

Damn

[f-identity]

[Image description:

Cropped image of medieval-stylized printed text, focused on a line which reads: “This wenche thikke”

/end image description]

[bimbogollum]

Thank you for adding this image description! Just wanted to clarify that it’s not stylised, but actual Middle English. The text is from The Canterbury Tales.

[kiralamouse]

Okay, had to track it down. It’s from the Reeve’s Tale, and it’s a description of a 20yo young woman:

This wenche thikke and wel y-growen was, With camuse nose and yën greye as glas; With buttokes brode and brestes rounde and hye, But right fair was hir heer, I wol nat lye.

In modern English (had to look up “camuse”, so that’s as good as my source, but I know the rest)

This wench was thick and well-grown With a pug nose and eyes grey as glass; With buttocks broad and breasts round and high, But right fair was her hair, I will not lie.

The fact that Chaucer had “big butt” and “I will not lie” within two lines of each other is causing me disproportionate amusement. Also the fact that “this wenche thikke” works equally well in Middle English and in modern slang.