cg banhammer headcanons !
calls himself "papa," "dad," and "dada." he loves that you feel as safe as a child with their parent around him and holds it very near to his heart. genuinely treats caring for you like a real familial connection.
will definitely try to teach you how to play golf! he might get a little discouraged if you get bored or wander off a lot, but eventually will start chasing you around to get a laugh out of you!
if you're going somewhere you never have to worry about walking! he'll pick you up and carry you in his arms or on his shoulders, he doesn't want his baby touching the dirty ground!
since he's a total mama's boy, he inherited a lot of parenting traits from her! he wants you to feel all the love he felt in being cared for by his mama, especially if you haven't been treated well in the past.
favorite activities include hide and seek, tag, and using you as a dumbbell for overhead presses. it's good exercise!
loves to give you gifts! he loves the way your face lights up when he hands you a surprise.
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"guess what, kiddo? papa has somethin' special for ya!"
[ you look up at him with big, curious eyes, excited to find out what it is. he hands you a bag stuffed with purple tissue paper. ]
"this is somethin' you've been wantin' for awhile, so i'm sure you'll love it!"
[ he comments as you put your hand inside, trying to find the gift.
you touch something fluffy and pull it out (spilling tissue paper everywhere in the process), revealing a brand new plushie! you shriek in joy, dropping the bag to hug the plush tightly to your chest. ]
[ your face nearly hurts from smiling so much as you jump around, overjoyed. he kneels down to your level, pulling you into a hug. ]
"of course, hon! papa loves you soooooo much."