Wilbur talked about his meet-up with Technoblade on his most recent stream!
Wilbur: Sleepy Bois, there we are, wooo! Technoblade, Phil, Tommy! I’ve gotten, eh, oh, I met Technoblade... I’ll talk about that in a bit, I’ll talk about that later.
Let’s talk about America, chat. So for those of you that don’t know, uh, I went away for 2 weeks to go to America! For fun! Uh, so I went to America, uh, and I didn’t tell any of you because I wanted to keep it a little secret, I like doing things privately sometimes. I think it’s important as a public figure to do things for yourself sometimes, you know? And I’m super par, I’ll tell you guys everything, I’ll show you guys where I used to live, if you want, you can see all that, I don’t care. But I- I- I did it for fun, uh, and it was a lot of fun! It was great! Uh, I went, uh, I s- I met- I didn’t meet many people actually, I met up with Ted, uh, I went bowling a lot, I did a lot of bowling. It was really really fun, uh, and I drove to San Francisco and back again along Route 1, which was beautiful. But the one person I did see. I went to visit Technoblade. I drove all the way there and I met him! In Person, I saw his face, chat! Did you know I’d never seen Technoblade’s face, that was the first time. He’s doing well. He’s doing well. I have- I have a couple funny stories that I’m sure Techno will enjoy me saying. Uh, we sat in his garden most of the time. We actually- so a lot of people were saying how on the tweet, uh, Techno posted how I was, like, in a corner. They were, like “wow, you know, he’s well enough to go inside!” He is well enough to go inside with me but we still hung out, uh outside his dad’s house. Uh, and it was a lot of fun.
Um, I did pelt him at one point straight in his- his- straight in his surgery- so he- so- so Technoblade has an apple tree in his garden, right? And it’s a really nice apple but his neighbors complain that they rot and attract rats. And obviously Techno with- with his arm it’s probably not very good for him to be climbing trees and picking apples, right? So. So I went up the tree and I started doing it for him, I was- I was picking all the apples for him ‘cuz I didn’t want him to hurt himself by climbing a tree while he’s- while he’s just had surgery. So I- so I climbed up the tree for him and started picking all of the apples. And, like, I was, like, gently throwing them into a bag he was holding in the- on the ground in the garden and, um, at one point he said that I was really bad at throwing. So I just took an apple and as hard as I could pelted him! *Wilbur starts laughing.* I pelted it at Technoblade! And, um, I aimed for, like, his stomach but I missed and hit him right here! *Wilbur gestures to his right shoulder.* Right where his surgery was! And- and- and my- my- my boi Technoblade, he’s a champion because he just- he just puts down the basket and just- and just stands there like this. *Wilbur grips his right shoulder and looks down toward the floor, taking deep breaths for a bit.* And just waits. I felt so bad! I felt so bad but also it was quite funny and he did deserve it for making fun of my throwing ability. I was a goal keeper, motherfucker. I have a- I have a- I have a throwing arm! Pahbee_ thank you for the 5. Oh, it was good.
Oh, oh I have another nice story. So, um while we were eating in his dad’s garden, uh, his mum came over and *here Wilbur’s voice starts sounding very soft.* she made us some- made us some pie! She made- *here Wilbur starts tearing up a little.* and she put a little W on the- she made, like, a pork pie, chat, and it was in a little- in a little ceramic bowl and she came over and she was, like, and- and she was so- she was so nice. She was so friendly to me. She had a very- she was- she was so, like, so, like, kind and she brought a little ceramic bowl and in the bowl she baked me a little- a little steak pie, sort of steak and vegetables I think it was? And she- she put a little W. She’d written a W with pastry on the top. And I’d never had one! Because we don’t really do, like, pies, like- like, sweet pies in, uh, even though that wasn’t a sweet pie but, like we don’t really do many, like, American style pies. And I was... It was so sweet. I was so- I felt so- I felt so blessed that his mum brought- and she did- and she was, like- and she was, like, “I’m not gonna stay very long. Don’t worry, I’m gonna go.” And then she just- and she left! It was so sweet! It was so sweet. The entire time Techno looked like he wanted to- he wanted to throw himself off a bridge. Like, he was just- as his mother was being, like, all cute and coming over and, like, and, like being, like, “Hello” and being so sweet, Techno was- Techno- Techno went and stood on the other end of the garden being, like, “I’ve gotta social distance” but it was clear he was just very embarrassed. It was very sweet. It was very nice. It was a really nice time, hanging out with- with ol’- with ol’ Techno. Yeah, it was a good time! We sat and we- and we talked, we chatted the shit, uh, I think we were all a little bit shy at the beginning. But after a little while we- we- we loosened up.
And, uh, we ordered- we ordered 5 Guys milk shakes as well. In case you guys wanted to know, techno’s choice of milkshake is chocolate! He’s a chocolate milkshake guy. Personally I’m a Kinder Bueno guy. I went for the Kinder Bueno that time around. Kinder Bueno and Banana was my choice of milkshake, actually! Which I think was a damn good option. I- I- although- although the problem is with them- with, uh, 5 Guys- is while they do make it like- they make it like- they, like, actually make the milkshakes right, the problem is- is that it did have chunks of Banana in, which was a little bit gross. But it tasted nice, so...
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