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aoife/irish//a serial bus driver thanker (art blog: @thedoowd)

[pseudomantis]

My fucking insane antique store find

[pseudomantis]

E.PLURIBUS

SMOKEMPOT

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[rathayibacter]

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

[escuerzoresucitado]

[elksewer]

[kabaks]

unparalleled image

[swagvo1d]

[swagvo1d]

inspired by this stamp

[carolsturka]

[spectrometrie]

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

[spectrometrie]

i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

[buttpoems]

you again

[solarsyrup]

CAVEMAN DOING STANDUP: two moons ago, me daughter ask for new furs. no want mammoth or giant sloth, no, now want cheetah fur. me so tired of "fast fashion."

OTHER CAVEMAN: [plays a rimshot on two coconuts and a scallop shell]

[lxcke]

THE SWIMMING PIC HAS ME SOBBING 😭😭

[pansyfemme]

if i cant kill myself i guess i just have to make art and cook good meals and listen to music and dress up pretty and hope it will be all worth it to be doing something to distract myself forever

[normal-horoscopes]

There once was a doctor named Freud

[happy-hudson-deactivated2023083]

who woman preferred to a-void

[whilommm]

bitch loved his cocaine

[normal-horoscopes]

But he couldn't explain

[triggerjolly]

Hatsune Miku vocaloid

[leadersovmen]

all i think about is sex and how i’m going to die

[mittybee]

[hershey-not-the-chocolate-maybe]

healthy romance starts w friendship

and bad romance starts w rah rah rah aha ha roma roma

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[pangeasoftware]

As funny as this is, the trees and the vans in the background are a dead giveaway that this is AI.

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

hes not wearing vans