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*cosmic buzzing* ♠️ ♠️ ♠️ ♠️ ♠️ ♠️ ♠️ 

[columboscreens]

[secondlina]

I hope everyone enjoys this little Crow Time update about the commonality of love! Even stars have travel buddies, that's what constellations are for.

If you like my work, do me a favor and donate a little to the PCRF to help children and families in Gaza. It's easy to do, kind to do, and do not feel guilty if you do not have much to give. Everything counts.

[thoodleoo]

man yall the interpersonal drama in ancient rome was something else like. there was a guy named crassus who had a pet eel and was so sad when it died that he gave it a funeral, and when another dude named domitius ahenobarbus made fun of him for throwing an eel funeral, crassus was like "oh so this is coming from the guy who's buried three of his wives and not even shed a single tear about it." wish i could've been in the room for that one

[only-tiktoks]

[lacefuneral]

[luxlightly]

I love that he apparently got the job because he looked so pathetic that children truly believed he would be unable to solve puzzles created by a cartoon dog without their assistance.

[thespongemagic]

kids really said “i can fix him”

[nevver]

Beware the Ides of March

[movedbacktomymain]

It's that time of night, have my favorite tiktok of all time

[7dmom]

Ants are a form of thing, known for travelling in cliques. They are small in size, unknown in color, and bashful in temperament. Every ant has two appendages they use to hurt other beings, and four appendages for other activities. Scientists have discovered many types of ants; gay, Protestant, electric, and chill. Their wealth is considered low.

[lazy-bugbear]

I'm learninf so much

[vulcanwlw-deactivated20190504]

i literally can’t listen to tik tok by kesha without thinking about that goddamn star trek tos fanvid…you know the one

this fucking video

Congrats to the creator of this video for being the only funny person on the internet ever

[logicallyyours]

And now you know what perfection looks like

[annaknitsspock]

Best part:

[jackironsides]

‘That Kesha tweet was probably faked …’ *checks* ‘… HUH.’

(Here’s a link to the tweet in question.)

[clyde-and-co]

LOSING IT over these Bert and Ernie pictures???

[cannibalchicken]

[vintar]

i posted a tiny drab moth to inaturalist and someone pipped it right to species

and i was like, hmm, from hanging out with mothologists i got the impression that most tiny drab moths need to be under the microscope to be IDed to species instead of being left at genus or even just family level, this guy might be winging it, i should get out my field guide and check

ah

[ladydei]

@ewkpop

[disgustinggf]

[the-bibrarian]

[0fficelady]

Collection

[dduane]

“By necessity every book must have at least one flaw; a misprint, a missing page, one imperfection…. The Rabbis … point out that even in the holiest of books, the scroll resting inside the Ark, the Name of Names is inscribed in code so that no one might say it out loud, and chance to pronounce properly the Word that once divided the waters from the waters and the day from the night…. As it is, some books, nearly perfect, are known to become transparent when opened under the influence of the proper constellation, when the full Moon rests in place.

“Then it is not uncommon for a man to become lost in a single letter, or to hear a voice rise up from the silent page; and then only one imperfect letter, one missing page, can bring him back to the land where a book, once opened, may still be closed, can permit him to pull up the covers around his head and smile once before he falls asleep.” —Midrashim, Howard Schwartz

[enki2]

[liminalstrands]

Good news! It gets worse!

I think it's the galactic orbit thing that really did me in

[headspace-hotel]

And yet, the Appalachian Mountains are even older than that.

[silverbridge-harbor]

[spacemancharisma]

haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season

[uranodioning]

[caption] driver, muttering: god damnit, it’s paul. driver, at full volume: mornin’ paul! paul, cheerfully: the world will be reduced to ash! driver, muttering again: jesus christ that guy creeps me out. [/caption]

[lauf-aiya-rson-deactivated20190]

[additionally the driver is brian david gilbert, paul is a skeleton sitting on a bench with its arm sticking in the air, and the voice of paul is also brian david gilbert]