This is a Jupiter Ascending appreciation blog

[space-capitalism]

Do you think there will be a director's cut of Jupiter Ascending?

THERE FREAKING BETTER BE. 

[anamariecox-blog]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE INTERNET: For reasons that are obvious, we (@hayesbrown, ellievhall, myself) are proposing a group watch-and-tweet screening of the cinematic achievement or our time, Jupiter Ascending. It will be Wednesday night, as close to 8pm Eastern as possible – SYNCHRONIZE YOUR AMAZONS – and everyone is invited. There will be a hashtag (uhm, #jupiterascending? Should we be more specific?). You will have to supply your own popcorn.

FULL DISCLOSURE: I have not actually seen the movie myself! I have only read the many, many wonderful things other people I trust (or at least am amused by) have written about it. And I have seen this. I do not need to know more. This will be the best $19.99 I’ve ever spent that doesn’t involve chocolate, and it may yet involve chocolate (don’t tell me how to live!). 

There is no pre-registration, there are no rules (though there is a drinking game), this is space capitalism at its finest. 

I love you all and see you Wednesday.

[ellievhall]

THIS IS STARTING IN 40 MINUTES, PREPARE YOURSELF ACCORDINGLY. COME HAVE FUN WITH US. 

[space-capitalism]

*waves*

If y’all are interested in coming on this journey tonight, PLEASE WATCH JUPITER ASCENDING WITH US. 

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[fuckyeahjupiterascending]

Hanging on the roof with one’s angel-wolf boyfriend.

[space-capitalism]

As one does

[space-capitalism]

PSA: Jupiter Ascending is available for pre-order on Amazon. 

[hannadama]

*pew pew*

[fuckyeahjupiterascending]

It took more than 1.3 million Swarovski crystals to create the 34 elaborate costumes.

An InStyle article explaining why Jupiter Ascending caused a worldwide shortage of Swarovski crystals (via fuckyeahjupiterascending)

[space-capitalism]

Holy Shit — [cosplay by nikitalachance]

[dancingloki]

inspired by this meme and iamroboteye

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[fuckyeahjupiterascending]

This is very cute! I love the unique style.

[space-capitalism]

Would you happen to know of any good links to watch Jupiter Ascending online? It's not in theaters in my area anymore, and I would reaallly like to see it again

Sadly, I do not. And, TBH, I wouldn't post them even if I did, because I really want this movie to make money and with luck, the growing cult status of this movie will lead to it getting an early release on Amazon and On-Demand. But I completely understand! I live in Washington, D.C. and it's only in one theater at one time per now. :(

[space-capitalism]

[spacerollerblades]

this is perfect thank you space-capitalism

[space-capitalism]

you are welcome spacerollerblades ILU

[space-capitalism]

[sadspockpanda]

This is for the Jupiter Ascending Kinkmeme, surprisingly enough

[owlmylove]

one of my favorite parts of Jupiter Ascending has gotta be when Jupiter is sitting alone on the spaceship when her hot wolf boyfriend comes and gently asks if she wants to talk about the battle they just escaped and Jupiter continues to look dramatically out the window and say “I just want to be alone right now” in a variation on every action hero manpain shot ever i just love how this film completely switches the typical gendered roles of it’s characters

[luxgalador]

When ur wet and no one understand u

[space-capitalism]

This man has an Oscar