Captain's Gotta Teach Stuff

Kraglin Obfonteri is first mate of the Ravagers, a group of space pirates led by Yondu Udonta.

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Seguel?

That moment when Michael Rooker asks James Gunn if he will be in the sequel.

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Where he apparently is recast with Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Gone Huntin' !

*insert slowmo clip of Yondu and Kraglin blowing up wildlife with illegally obtained military grade weapons*

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"Course, Captain. But you know…" Kraglin waits for the person on the tv to stop talking. "Today, my… my backs kinda…" the tv starts making noise again and he trails off.

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Yondu pointed the remote at the distraction and clicked it off. He turned back to Kraglin, giving him all his attention.

"We’re goin’ hunting."

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Kraglin's eyes narrowed and his lips pursed at the tv being turned off, but that was about as much as he resisted.

"I'll round up the men."

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"Oh, all the time." Kraglin continues watching the tv with a drone expression on his face. "Me ‘nd the boys use to head into the marshes and wrestle Chiltarian gators all the time." Kraglin’s voice drops into an embellished tone. "Yeah, I’ve wrestled some up ta twenty er twenty-five foot."

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“Really?” Yondu was mildly impressed. Kraglin was always a scrawny thing. Who knew he had it in him? Yondu eyed him for a moment before speaking up again.

"Still got it in ya?"

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"Course, Captain. But you know..." Kraglin waits for the person on the tv to stop talking. "Today, my... my backs kinda..." the tv starts making noise again and he trails off.

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Kraglin sighs and uncrosses his legs to get up and grab the remote. “Captain.” Kraglin hands Yondu the remote and sits back down into his relaxed demeanor.

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Yondu nodded in thanks and switched the channel. Xandarian sitcoms were only funny for so many episodes.

"I am -so- damn bored. It’s been too still, lately. The hell are all the jobs at? I’m ready t’ just go to some, primitive planet, an’ hunt. Just frackin’ hunt. 

"You ever been huntin’, Kraglin?"

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"Oh, all the time." Kraglin continues watching the tv with a drone expression on his face. "Me 'nd the boys use to head into the marshes and wrestle Chiltarian gators all the time." Kraglin's voice drops into an embellished tone. "Yeah, I've wrestled some up ta twenty er twenty-five foot."

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"Kraglin!"

"…Hand me that remote there..”

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Kraglin sighs and uncrosses his legs to get up and grab the remote. “Captain.” Kraglin hands Yondu the remote and sits back down into his relaxed demeanor.

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"C-Captain? "

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Well I'd say I don't have one,

On account of me not bein' human.

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