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Forgot I was having a massage today after work and wore my glow in the dark Halloween bat underwear. I am forty years old.

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ok.. but at what age should you wear the bat underwear? I’ll point out bruce wayne is over 100.

I don’t think forty is too young.

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I do like “If you’re not being more ridiculous than Bruce Wayne right now, you’re okay” as a life validating statement.

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what does bruce wayne have to do with this

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He’s Batman

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he’s what?!?!?!?!?

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Reblog if you would wait with him in the rain

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my favourite wikipedia article is the middle english article about frogges

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“A frogge ben a wee beeſt wiþ foure legges, þe whiche liveþ boþ in water and on lond. He ben broun or grene or yelwe, or if he be tropical, he may be dyuers coloures. He haþ longis and gylles boþ. He haccheþ fro an ei and he þen be a tadpolle. He groweþ to be a frogge, if he be nat eton.”

nothing makes me laugh like “if he be nat eton”

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ICONIC

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Sherlock (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Mycroft Holmes/Greg Lestrade Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Greg Lestrade, OFC, OMC Additional Tags: Gay, Lesbian, International Relations, mystrade, Johnlock - Freeform, minor positions in the british government, not sexual, just like sexy thoughts, super gay, I kinda shit on america/trump so i dunno be prepared, Love, very gay, Pining, Mutual Pining, Requited Love, Christmas Parties, body guard!lestrade, body guard au, Alternate Universe, Lestrade is Mycroft's body guard really not much else has changed, Fluff, Getting Together, who isn't gay in this story tbh, slow moving plot, christmas party at Sherlock's, johnlock anniversary, Anniversary, 1st year anniversary, everyone is very happy and supportive, Mycroft Being a Good Brother, secretly nice mycroft, working together, Work Romance Summary:

Lestrade is Mycroft's bodyguard. They end up stuck in a room with a bunch of other people who hold 'minor positions in their own government' and their bodyguards. Some of Mycroft's friends in this group force him to think properly about his feelings for his own bodyguard Greg Lestrade.

Another chapter because I still don’t want to do homework

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Sherlock (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Mycroft Holmes/Greg Lestrade Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Greg Lestrade, OFC, OMC Additional Tags: Gay, Lesbian, International Relations, mystrade, Johnlock - Freeform, minor positions in the british government, not sexual, just like sexy thoughts, super gay, I kinda shit on america/trump so i dunno be prepared, Love, very gay, Pining, Mutual Pining, Requited Love, Christmas Parties, body guard!lestrade, body guard au, Alternate Universe, Lestrade is Mycroft's body guard really not much else has changed, Fluff, Getting Together, who isn't gay in this story tbh, slow moving plot, christmas party at Sherlock's, johnlock anniversary, Anniversary, 1st year anniversary, everyone is very happy and supportive, Mycroft Being a Good Brother, secretly nice mycroft, working together, Work Romance Summary:

Lestrade is Mycroft's bodyguard. They end up stuck in a room with a bunch of other people who hold 'minor positions in their own government' and their bodyguards. Some of Mycroft's friends in this group force him to think properly about his feelings for his own bodyguard Greg Lestrade.

Guess who wrote a fanfic! Yeah so I was procrastinating from doing homework so please validate my stupid idea.

bertie-renard

Podcasts that I’m currently listening to/ have previously listened to that I highly recommend! (I’m too lazy to write a description for each so if you wanna know more about a certain one message me)

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Now is a good time to start talking to your conservative friends and family and helping them see why it’s important that Liberals don’t get re-elected. Educate them. Help them improve their views.

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How to be sick

1. Cut open your lead filled stomach. Squeeze your intestines like they are tubes of toothpaste. Spin them into a noose. Wring the necks of anyone who has ever made fun of you.

2. Take the pills. Aleve. Tums. Xanax. Valium. Rub CBD oil on your abdomen like it doesn’t burn. Brush your teeth. Shower. Remind yourself you are not dirty. Cut your hair. Watch it fall down the drain.

3. Reach down the doctor’s throat for a diagnosis. Beg her to tell you your suffering is real. Throw up if you have to. Swallow it if you can. Skip class. Crawl into bed. Tell yourself you are just resting. Tell yourself you are not ashamed.Tell yourself it is normal to be this tired.

4. Call your mother. Ask her about the day you were born. Feel the summer rain on your face. Look out the hospital window. You are alive now. Let her remind you of your first steps on shaky legs. Take them again.

5. Clean your blood from the bathroom. Remember when it used to scare you? Read to yourself. Hold water to your lips. Hold a washcloth to your forehead. Hold your body. You are your own nurse. You are your own gardener. You are growing.

6. Do not watch from your bedroom window. It will just make you sad. Remind yourself you are sick. Remind yourself you are not lazy. Remind yourself that this ends.

7. In another universe you are well enough to run through the grass outside the way your ancestors chased hyenas in bare feet. In another universe you are holding a lover without fear of being sick to your stomach. In another universe you have not held this pain all your life. In another universe you are not this strong.

catastrofewaitress

Maurice (1987) // Call Me By Your Name (2017)

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Vanya: S(he) be(lie)ve(d)😪

Klaus: Sbeve😪

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Hey hey friends and followers. Please please consider helping Mozambique!!!! There are lives at stake that its not too late to save by lending aid and sending donations to one of the organizations below.

Children’s Relief Fund

Humanity & Inclusion Fund

Joint Aid Management Fund

CARE Fund

Gift of Givers Fund

So many have already been lost to the aftermath of this cyclone, and your choice to donate or share these links could prevent further tragedy.

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The gaydar is a multifunctional tool and the straights not only don’t have it, they also think its only for spotting gay ppl

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Other settings:

- Spotting homophobes before they speak - Spotting gays to avoid - Spotting iconic songs - Spotting the safest and quickest route back home so you don’t get beaten or killed after school & many more

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What the straights have is a cheap imitation which is really downgraded and has only 1 function called “stereotyping”