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Emma or Mae. she/her. 30

[spacebubblecat]

Read my About for more about me.

Here is my list of tags.

I have a MILLION sideblogs with way more interesting posts - learn all about them here!

[dailycatsblog]

[bravelysegfault]

Pippin Please: Adequate Attorney - "The Secret Recipe Tail"

Play as hapless defense attorney mouse Pippin Please as he takes on his latest case, a murder investigation involving food critics, a secret exclusive dinner party and possibly some unsavory business??? Investigate to find clues and then take your findings to trial with DS-like gameplay!

...Listen, it's an Ace Attorney pastiche with furries, what more do you want?

>> PLAY FREE ONLINE NOW! <<

Made by THE FIRM for DOMINO CLUB. Even more games available to play at domino.gallery!

[argentavis]

hey do you mind grabbing joseph's coat for him? yeah its the red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and ruby and olive and violet and fawn and lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve and cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and lemon and russet and gray and purple and white and pink and orange and blue one

[casgirl]

The thing is. I would eat the grapes. I would eat the pomegranate seeds. I would eat the Turkish delights. It doesn’t matter what the stakes are if you put a little plate of snacks out in front of me I’ll eat them.

[casgirl]

If you sent me to an evil fantasy realm and told me that if I ate anything I would die a painful terrible death then set a charcuterie board down in front of me that would be it for me. Like it wouldn’t even be like a torturous internal struggle to not eat the cheese. I wouldn’t even need to be that hungry.

[mogumu]

some more of my stuff that’s 30% off right now!! 🌷come check out our yogurts spring cleaning sale~ 🍀

there’s over 60 pieces on sale & the promo automatically applies at checkout!! ＼(^ω^＼)

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[absinthe-and-alabaster]

some advice for people entering their 20s:

-play mind games

-it's okay to eat food you dropped on the floor the 5 second rule is literally not even real

-do NOT move to scandinavia, especially not denmark

-killing people is okay

-it will either work out or it won't

-forget stuff

-get in a liege/feudal underling relationship (not romantic)

-if you turn off notifications for your email, you won't get them anymore

-if you need a ride somewhere just ask your friends politely who pays them money for that??? do people who own cars really think this??? me when i nickel and dime my friends i love #transactionalrelationships. do you charge them 10cents for the zyn they took too

-if you're comparing yourself to other people just remember they're not cool, only i am cool (as in me, the op, not as in you, the i in your head)

-free space

-don't take advice from random tumblr posts. you will become the average of all tumblr users (unless they're mine, in which case you will become me)

-don't own a car what are you doing. who does that

[thethirdromana]

The 100 best novels of all time

The top 100 novels of all time published in English, as voted for by authors, critics and academics worldwide. How many have you read?

How many of the Guardian's 100 best novels of all time have you read?

0-10

11-20

21-30

31-40

41-50

51-60

61-70

71-80

81-90

91-100

Voting ended onMay 19

Bonus: add in the tags which one is your favourite.

[nonporous]

[jibunbosh]

if you think about it, the social contract of the Car largely mirrors antiquated notions of patriarchial chivalry... the Big, Strong Automobile, which inherently has the power to maim and kill, must yield the right of way to the misogynized pedestrian, as a show of the Automobile's power & potential lethality. "ladies first," all in a world where more and more space is carved out day by day for the Automobile... now, contrast this with the locomotive, where all passengers are equal... thus you can see that not having a car is emasculating, having to ride public transportation with other people is emasculating, and women are even derided as being poorer drivers. Men do not like the train because it renders them effectively homosexual; they thrive on the upper end of inequality and feel like nothing without it. Taking the train is essentially lesbian frotting

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

Have you seen The Square (2017)?

Yes

No

Haven’t even heard of this movie

Voting ended onMay 3

[nyatchi]

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[tumblingoverstars]

i just got summoned for yuri duty

[senatortedcruz]

Gas prices ain’t nothing to a carless walkcel like me

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

Have you seen The Little Prince (1966)?

Yes

No

Haven’t even heard of this movie

Voting ended onApr 23

[memethiefsteve]

[thesylverlining]

sometimes i try to guess what the audio to weird videos will be, before turning it on

didn’t expect this one. not complaining either

[queer-trans-history]

some vintage pins i liked from the LHA button archive