Not necessarily in the right order.

[tremendously-crazy]

*opens a sherlock holmes pastiche*

the pastiche: the death of my friend, sherlock holmes...

*closes the pastiche and locks it in the deepest darkest corner of my attic to rot for all eternity forever and ever*

[vixvigil]

at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

[lucius-elderwitch-deactivated20]

[the-fighters-of-foo-deactivated]

@westernwitchy75 come on in, have some tea.

[westernwitchy75]

🧙‍♀️☕️

[sandavito]

And… once again, the work of @thatsbelievable , the very same work, is posted without attribution.

Thanks, @sarcasmgal-blog !

Thanks, @sarcasmgal-blog !

[thatsbelievable]

Thanks for the shout out, @sandavito !! It’s great to see our stuff in the wild, and I appreciate kind folks like you noting our credit.

(And thanks to @atomic-two-sheds as well!)

[moonlightandpalmtrees]

every few months when I remember this interaction I laugh and then I go “aww” and then I laugh again

[moonlightandpalmtrees]

” yes babe you’re so crazy and tortured now will you please come to bed “

[neil-gaiman]

Neil, why did they draw Smaug to be such a silly little guy?

He's not little. He's a long way away.

[tomundsen-deactivated20250731]

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011)

[beggars-opera]

EXQUISITE

[kateammann]

A lil compilation of ace pride artwork I’ve made over the past year! 💜

[awesome-brick]

reblog if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUAL PEOPLE, or SECRETLY A DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM

[lesbianshepard]

phrasing of this is taking me out

[voregeoisie]

[katelyn-danger]

Harder to crucify a being with eight legs

[biscoff-und-taxis]

#spider Jesus died on the asterisk for our sins

you can’t just leave this in the tags

[enki2]

[contact-guy]

Illustrious Client is THE Sherlock Holmes story of all time:

-Holmes and Watson visit the time honored gay cruising site of the Turkish baths. Watson utterly fails at seduction

-suave Eastern European villain whose mustache is described by Holmes as “the antennae of an insect”

-Watson says, incredibly suggestively, “I am here to be used” and Holmes tells him to go study Chinese pottery. Watson does not complain or ask questions because he has “learned the wisdom of obedience” 😳

-Holmes gets beaten up and Watson cares for him, a memorable entry in the annals of ACD being the reigning king of hurt/comfort

-“Don’t look so scared, Watson.”

-Watson is given a false persona and a solo mission and almost, ALMOST, doesn’t fuck it up

-“I was nearer [Holmes] than anyone else, and yet I was always conscious of the gap between” 💔

-Kitty Winter is the best girl in the world and should be allowed to throw vitriolic acid in the face of anyone she wants!!! British law agrees with me btw

-Watson is not living at Baker Street, but very shortly after this adventure he moves back in with Holmes, presumably because he cannot be trusted to stay out of trouble, or maybe because visiting the Turkish baths every time he wants to make a move is getting expensive

[bioluminescentcatastrophe]

Two scenes with Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson from the movie "The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother". I love the crossdressing in the second scene! And the two ladies that got the suits!

[zelamorre]

Doyle Canon: This is Dr. John Watson. He has managed to have multiple love affairs on three different continents. He is a love machine. A sex god, if you will. Able to woo multiple Victorian ladies.

80% of Sherlock Holmes Adaptations: This is Dr. John Watson. He looks like a hamster.

[watsonsdetective]

I’m crying laughing over this I had to share

[beggars-opera]

The future King George III, age 9, reading in a blanket fort in 1747

[athenasdragon]

Watson is Holmes’s friend and colleague and biographer but most importantly he’s his attack dog

[geeoharee]

#watson stop that horse. stop that carriage. bring your gun. prevent that man from leaving the room

#watson. heel. watson. attack.

[lady-ninka]

So I’ve been without my computer for three days, and the genvana penbrush (a new year gift from @tamrius) and my beloved uptable have been keeping me company)) 

One of the many things that could have gone wrong(er) with this singularly badly thought through plan, or happy 163 birthday to one mr. Sherlock Scott Holmes, esq.!))

(ps.: if you’ve noticed a mistake in speechbubbles, PLEASE TELL ME.)