˙⋆✮sexually ambiguous nerd✮⋆˙

✮⋆Ferret ✮⋆✮⋆˙ (they/she) ✮⋆˙ taking back this site to how it was intended to be used one unapologetically cringey post at a time (aka expect questionable fandoms (currently dan and phil and mcr) and very few original posts) (I follow from @fruity-pontmercy

[blossomedsloth]

No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

[starlesssssss]

best brother duo ever ᢉ𐭩

[nortism]

According to Les Misérables (1862), once a man reaches his thirties he can either take up gardening (Jean Valjean, Bishop Myriel, Georges Pontmercy, Fauchlevent, Mabeuf) or become evil (Javert, Thénardier, Gillenormand, Tholomyès)

[fellshish]

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

[romanitas]

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

[magnoliapearl]

me in ninth grade

the main character’s best friend was an hot effeminate snarky gay demon who always carried around his pet ravens and used witty one-liners to cover up his hot sexy troubled past.  

i’m not. kidding.

[rosalarian]

I think we all wrote that comic in 9th grade.

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[greer-art]

[pangur-and-grim]

Instead of helping me, my mom took this photo.

[faradaysketches]

Tübingen University Library, Baden-Württemberg. March 2026

[elfyourmother]

a cosplay photo so old it was taken on actual film (which explains the streaks from my scanner) and the con we were at doesn’t even exist anymore. it was around 13 years ago actually now that I think about it.

[sabimaki]

i have been looking for this picture for YEARS and it’s finally back on my dash….wow

[jackscarab]

This photograph predates 9/11.

[perverted-asexual]

I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???

[scientistservant]

[pro-prin-prinny]

AO3 authors in the lab creating ships purely for research purposes:

[sarapsys]

Creating ships for the tax write-off

[goodfish-bowl]

Creating ships to get that fucking whale.

[preludeinz]

creating ships to wedge into the Suez canal and disrupt global shipping

[nyaa]

“omg you’re just blogging for attention”

and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?

[geekandmisandry]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[strange-aeons]

If I don't see any code geass cosplayers at the revolution themed dashcon I'm gonna be ... well, unsurprised. Because it's a largely forgotten show from 2006. But still slightly sad ... because the revolution themed dashcon is an excellent habitat for code geass cosplayers

[strange-aeons]

Come on guys u wanna watch Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion (2006) so bad

[strange-aeons]

Steal her look 🔥

[strange-aeons]

i mean seriously these are free ideas

[toroxstar]

im crying. wtf was his problem

[sewlastcentury]

TWO FREE PATTERNS!

For those who don't know, I'm doing my PhD dissertation on 19th-century plus-size fashion, and as part of it I've been patterning larger antique garments.

Last year, I was able to go to Genesee Country Village & Museum in upstate NY and pattern an early 1800s corset as well as an 1830s dress. Full instructions, photo albums, & print-optimized versions up on Etsy if you need more guidance or would like to support my work, but my agreement with the museum was that I would put simple gridded patterns up for free alongside the paid versions. And those are now up!

1830s dress (L/XL) Bust: ~43” (109cm) with the center-front gap Waist: 32.5” (82.5cm)

1830s Morning Dress Pattern (L/XL) FREE

Last year, curator Brandon Brooks at Genesee Country Village & Museum was kind enough to let me come and pattern a c. 1831 morning dress in

1810s corset (M/L) Bust: 39” (99cm) Waist: 31.5” (80cm)

1795-1820 soft corset pattern (M/L) FREE

Last year, curator Brandon Brooks at Genesee Country Village & Museum was kind enough to let me come and pattern an early 19th century corse

Tag me if you use them, I'd love to see!

[souf-vs-staff]

You should be able to listen to a full album without looking at your phone. You should be able to watch a 3 hour film from beginning to end without checking social media. If you can't do this, you need to start training your attention span as if it were a physical muscle. I don't experience boredom or restlessness because I've trained my brain to not be dependent on quick stimuli and dopamine hits. If you can't chill on a park bench while waiting for a friend with just your imagination to keep you company, you need to learn how to do it ASAP because one day we may not have access to the internet.

[milfygerard]

frank iero

[glossc1]

OSIRIS-ANTINOUS. antinous enters the nile human, and leaves a statue 🪷