bare ur teeth

[jbt7493]

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

[3000s]

[dailycatsblog]

[sadclowncentral]

just showed the gate agent the Wikipedia article for Mussels instead of my boarding pass. don't text

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

>settings

>onions

>my onions

>caramelize my onions

[spacefan]

eveyone i know makes fun of me for using the yahoo weather app but fuck u all For real im getting beautiful local scenery images and weather pattern prediction accuracy 100% by the minor deities who run that app

[ceruleanheaven]

guys i liedddddd 😭😭😭😭😭 i actually want it 😭😭😭 i want it so bad 😭😭😭😭 i want it so bad its ruining my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[spacefan]

im so DOI pilled im straight up reference maxxing at all times

[toskarinfr]

my ability to take this 🫢 emoji seriously has been obliterated by that one image

[toskarinfr]

getting this image beamed into my head psionically whenever i see it used in any context

[schmilsson]

fanfiction is lowkey cloth mother

[beemovieerotica]

[spacefan]

make no mistake there are crazy people everywhere but imo i do think the hospital setting is a slightly unique setting for coworker relations . like when i talk to my friends and they have a completely sane and tame opinion of their colleague im like what in gods green earth are u talking about......no fanfic writer could invent the interpersonal drama that happens between any random 2 indivduals in a hospital employee roster

[spacefan]

just started watching the pitt yaaaay people nailing themselves to the cross via the healthcare profession for scraps of self esteem/purpose/intellectual superiority omg yaaaaaaaay

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[thelambliesdown1974]

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

[abigail-rytel]

Honestly, I feel like I'm old and mature enough these days that I don't need to know what the kids' new funny number is supposed to mean. Hell, when I was a child, I wasn't well-read enough to understand why 42 was a funny number, and I just shrugged and moved on. And, as we all remember from our multiplication tables, 42 is just six se