The Blog for Space Hippos

(May not contain actual hippos from space)

[ubuyo]

with E3 being a week away I’d like to take this time to remind everyone of this picture of Shigeru Miyamoto and Bill Trinen watching Microsoft show off the Kinect

[cerastes]

[leepacey]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

i’m sick of these SJWs telling me not to buy bottled water

i propose a new hashtag

#watergate

[jimmybobjames]

but didn’t that already happen?

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

no, you’re thinking of #gamergate

#watergate is an all new movement advocating choice in drinks

[jimmybobjames]

wait but what about the thing in the 60’s where this guy

suddenly stole buckets upon buckets of water from this thing

and got slapped in the hand for it?

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

don’t be silly, everyone knows about Tricky Dick’s Wet ‘n’ Wild Water Heist of 1967

[mastervvv]

[d--r--a]

Happy Easter

[manhood]

[mariopowertennis]

PIS PA POINT BU PASS ME A JOINT GOTTA TWO SIS BE IMMA SPRING MY JOINT STREET CRED RAP ONE TO THE PA PA PU NO JOOTARANG SID YA NO

[ellisif-deactivated20200620]

I literally can’t decipher this

[dekutree]

this exorcised me

[yourr-notsobasicbitchhh]

There are the real words

Pitchfork point better pass me the joint Gotta twist this beat I’ma sprang my joint Straight crack rock, go to the pop-pop Pumo jiggy rap city, no tiggy

[dekutree]

oh thank god for a minute there i thought these lyrics didn’t make any sense

[sandandglass]

TDS, March 26, 2015

[subscriberstothesun]

Mitt Romney spent over 800 Million not to become president. I spent no money for the same result. Who’s the better businessman?

[mynewurl]

[vgjunk]

WWF Wrestlemania, arcade. Kneeing a clown in the balls - the pinnacle of human endeavour.

[rec0very-is-p0ssible]

For those who don't understand social anxiety:

-It is not cute

-It is hell

-Want to order pizza? Too fucking bad

-Want to go to a party? Be prepared to want to leave after 5 seconds

-Need to ask a salesperson for a different size? Guess you’re not getting it

-Hungry but it’s crowded in the restaurant? No food for you

-Social anxiety SUCKS

-It keeps you from doing things you want to do

-It makes you feel like shit

-Stop romanticizing it

-Social anxiety is absolute HELL

[brightandmorningstar-blog]

[ettagatzhart]

Why does Cromartie always strike so close to home…?

[bunsen-deactivated20150516]

Tinder done right

[iamburdenedwiththisgloriousname]

[gojou-s]

That one kid in P.E:

Me: