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@wtschief
Every sunset marks success: you survived another day.
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Special thanks to @hitbox_workshop for finding this photo of me in my Master Chief armor at PAX Prime in the Seattle State Convention center!
Oh, Chief @wtschief you weigh halt a TON. Thereās no way you can float like that. Keep out of water.
Are you calling me fat?
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Thick thighs save lives, dear!
Saved mine anyways š¤·š¼āāļø
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tfw ur cozy
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a few people have replied stuff to the effect of ādamn this looks cool but i donāt know anything about Doomā and that is officially my cue to start nerding out about it
This is the Doomguy. Demons call him āThe Doom Slayer,ā but everyone who loves him calls him Doomguy.
Once upon a time, Doomguy was a security guard working for the Union Aerospace Corporation. He was stationed on a remote space base on the Martian moon Phobos. He used to be in the Marine Corps, but he was dishonorably discharged after his CO ordered him to fire on unarmed civilians and he responded by putting his CO in a full-body cast. He spent most of his time as a security guard jerking off to porn on the clock, according to the original gameās manual.
One day, his bosses at the UAC fucked up super bad when experimenting with teleporters and opened a portal to Hell. Demons quickly swarmed the base, possessed Doomguyās fellow security officers, and started taking everything over. Doomguy thought that wasnāt very cash money of the demons, grabbed a shotgun, and started asking them politely yet firmly to leave.
Doomguy does this on Phobos for a bit, dies, finds himself on the Martian moon of Deimos which had been swallowed in to Hell itself, and gets right back to fighting demons. He rappels down from Deimos in to the depths of Hell, kills more demons, and then escapes through a portal in Hell to Earth.
When on Earth, Doomguy discovers that the demons killed his pet rabbit Daisy. This motivates him to power through a bunch of extremely difficult levels designed by American McGee, a bunch of really shitty rushed ambitious levels designed by Sandy Petersen, three expansion packs designed by fans, a short jog through some levels designed by Nerve Software, and an entire game that was exclusive to the Nintendo 64. During these games he kills a lot of demons, saves humanity, stops the demonic invasion of Earth, and resolves to stay in Hell for the rest of eternity to make sure this never happens again.
And⦠he does that. He spends eons traveling between Hell and parallel dimensions, putting a stop to demonic invasions across the multiverse. He does this for so long that the demons canonize him as a part of their weird demonic religious belief system, dubbing him The Doom Slayer. The demons chronicle Doomguyās rampage in a collection of stories called The Slayerās Testament. He meets an order of alien knights in Hell called the Night Sentinels, whose own home world was pulled in to Hell by the demons and who had become just as effective at killing demons as he had. He pals around with them for a bit but eventually the demons get the better of them all and all thatās left is the Doomguy. This pisses him off really bad, so badly that when he went on his latest rampage he didnāt notice that the demons were leading him in to a trap. The demons drop an entire temple on his head, knock him unconscious, and lock him in a sarcophagus.
An undisclosed amount of time passes, and eventually the UAC from an alternate universe busts in to Hell by accident again. The UAC starts pulling natural resources and artifacts from Hell and using those resources to power all of their technology. Turns out, using Hell Energy to power your electronics makes people go crazy, and eventually this turns in to another full-on demonic invasion. This is where DOOM (2016) starts, with the Doomguy waking up from his nap in a UAC lab where they had been studying his sarcophagus. Doomguy realizes that heās in a āsame shit different universeā situation and gets to work stopping the demonic invasion and angrily ignoring the input of every single person that tries to talk to him. Heās seen all this shit before countless times and is sick of hearing excuses and monologues. Heās through with the niceties of it all. Characters tell him to ācarefully deactivateā all of the different science machines that let humanity safely use Hell Energy. He smashes them to bits with his feet. Characters assure him that this was all for the āgreater good,ā he knows that the greatest possible good for humanity is not fucking with Hell anymore. They donāt know what theyāre messing with, he does, and he has to fix the problem in his own special way.
The clip above is from Doom Eternal, set to release March of next year. The clip of Doomguy casually strolling through his UAC base and just sort of asserting himself is the result of the character having experienced several thousand years of this bullshit and being just So Through with it all. Heās not gonna hurt these people because ultimately heās fighting to protect humanity, but as far as heās concerned he doesnāt owe anyone in this scenario the luxury of his politeness or respect.
The demons are coming from a portal at the core of Mars? What a coincidence, heās on one of the Martian moons and thereās a gun designed to blow up planets right outside. Thereās also a bunch of demons outside, so thatās gonna need to be addressed. This guy has a key to the door out? Sweet. Heās just gonna borrow that right quick. That guy has a plasma rifle? Doomguy always liked that one. It belongs to him now. Time to go outside and hit things until the industrial metal stops playing.
Bruh this was a fuckinā sweet info dump to read.
Character Development
Sebastian: Here is your milk with honey. Please enjoy!
Ciel: Tanaka says I shouldnāt have too much honey or I will get cavities.
Sebastian: Ah. Then just for tonight.
Ciel: All right.
*3 years later*
Ciel: Cake, motherfucker!
Sebastian: Fruits and vegetables first, you little shit!
Ciel: Go to hell!
Sebastian: I am hell!
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Iām sad to say it but it is unlikely that I will be bringing my 300 kit to Calgary Expo since their prop weapon rules are so dastardly annoying.
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Spartans never die...
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steampunk happened?
make me choose: agent north dakotaĀ orĀ master chief/john-117
āi know what he said. but thereās got to be a wayāi just havenāt thought of one yet. even if it has to be me that stays behindāiāll make sure everyone gets back to the base.ā - john, aged 8
IMA KEEP IT REAL WITH U CHIEF
Shitās fucked
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Just your standard M12 warthog installation being set up at the Peterson Automotive Museum.
This is the fully functional prop vehicle built and used in the filming of the live action halo movie Forward Unto Dawn. Nice to know it actually still drives.
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Warthog?
That things called a Puma.
RVB fan. I like you.
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A Puma? You made that up. Plus, Chubathiny sounds better anyway.
Mark VIx2
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