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"I like you" isn't just a stepping stone to "I love you" - it is a distinct narrative beat in its own right.
As the audience, we already know that Ilya loves Shane because we heard him say it in Russian. But we also know that love is not enough - Shane loves Rose but they weren't compatible. Sometimes love isn't enough, for a variety of reasons.
This is why Shane and Ilya are terrified of coming to the cottage. Because we still don't know if they're compatible beyond the incredibly hot sex and psychic level hockey passes. The tuna melt date was nice before Shane crashed out, but that was just one afternoon.
"I like you" is the missing piece in their relationship. I know that I love you and I desire you and we play good hockey together, but do I like you?
The cottage scenes answer: yes. I like playing with you and I like cooking with you and I like talking to you and I like sharing space with you and I like sleeping next to you and I like waking up with you. I like you.
I like you and I love you and I still have no idea how we can possibly make this work but I really want to figure it out.
Normally Shane doesn't meet Ilya's eyes during their face-offs.
But in the last one he not only catches his eye but he *smiles* and Ilya fucking *melts*.
Ilya knows by this point eye contact does not come naturally to Shane so seeing him actively seek it out and seem so comfortable and relaxed probably made Ilya feel all warm and fuzzy.
he was bracing himself for bad news
imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them
Iāve been on my knees since I was 5.
In the chapel,
in a bedroom,
in an alley late at night.
Always facing an inflated
godlike
version of some guy.
But as a girl you do what you need to survive.
You open wider, take the body.
Thank your father, youāve been naughty.
2 Hail Marys, 20 lashings.
āIāve been sent to punish you for daring to exist.
You will never know a love as meaningful as this.ā
Iāve memorized
the lines
since I was 10.
From the Bible,
from the playbook,
from the magazines for men.
If you should mess it up, youāll start again.
But, still, they only want
the women
they condemn.
I think that Iād have too much fun in hell.
With the pagans
and the hedonists
and sapphics there as well.
Purgatory seems the better fit
I canāt stand waiting in the corner,
but I do love being hit.
Thereās not a torture you can prescribe
that I wouldnāt find
a way to like.
Every single second Iām alive
Iām sharpening an axe Iād like to grind.
āI was sent to punish you
for the way I was designed.
You will never know a love
that you fear more than mine.ā
- āGod Fear a Womanā 2023
The pain of losing a friend has made me a shell. I am so fucking sad. I have cried once every ten minutes. My eyes burn and I am so fucking god damn sad. I just want him to stay here, I donāt want him to leave. And that is so incredibly selfish because he deserves to be so fucking happy. He has been one of the best friends I could have ever asked for. And him moving has been the most heart wrenching feeling.
Sleepin when it's rainin is a universal human right and it should be illegal to make us work wHEN WATER GO TAP TAP TAP
Rain is SLEEPIN WEATHER and you're tellin me I gotta do TASKS??? like some kinda ANT???? Fie! FIE! I DEFY YOU CORPORATE OVERLORDS! Weh! WEH!
I volunteer for ACLU and I think we have a lawsuit on our hands. Contact me at [email protected] š
I had to block you out
I was just hurting myself
It was clear I cared more than you did
Now Iām doubting my entire self
I want you be happy
Just wishing I could join in the way you did
I miss you and it hurts me
I have to stop looking at your page
You donāt miss me
Maybe Iām better off dead
I know thatās dramatic but Iām feeling lost
Was I a good friend?
How did you walk away so easily?
I know Iām hard to handle
Thatās what every man has said
I just wish I wasnāt hard to handle as a friend.
⦠Happy New Year everyone! ⦠Canāt wait for 2021 to magically solve all our problems!
@destrochao @spaceisfuckingmetal
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Man I can't believe it's already the last day of the year.
2019 sure passed by quickly.
I'm sure 2020 will be a wonderful year :)
@destrochao haha oh Josiah you silly joker you :)
Happy 2020 ^_^
I hate this
Oh Courtney it's ok. I know 2019 was tough but 2020 will be better :)
BRANDON
Man I can't believe it's already the last day of the year.
2019 sure passed by quickly.
I'm sure 2020 will be a wonderful year :)
@destrochao haha oh Josiah you silly joker you :)
Happy 2020 ^_^
I hate this
My least favorite thing that Chris Hayden does, is bribing the restaurant in Paris to open early as hell just so they could eat. As someone who works in the restaurant industry it drives me nuts. The thought that we are just prepared like that. It irks my entire soul.
Hannahmargaretillustrations
āMidsommar mostly takes place in Sweden, but at its core is a particularly American sense of rootlessness. The characters long for a sense of community and continuity, which leads to selectively romanticizing the customs of others and the connection to the past they representā¦Itās only Dani who understands this, who in a warped way ends up acclimating best to the increasingly outrageous customs because she appreciates the greater attachments they represent. Pelle, who sees Dani in a way that Christian and his friend donāt, tells her that everyone deserves to have people they feel held by. Itās Dani, who has abandonment nightmares about everyone driving away laughing in the middle of the night and leaving her behind, who actually needs those connections, who desperately wants to be part of a group in a more meaningful and lasting way.āāØ- Midsommar (2019) dir. Ari Aster